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R.I.P. Keith and Stu

… missionaries to Ecuador (and other countries) who died within days of each other. Fixtures of my early life. Good men. Heroes, arguably. Keith gave his wife, Ruth Ann, a kidney. He died of complications from the surgery. Stu’s death was brought on by lung trouble resulting from Vietnam War wounds. He climbed mountains and ran marathons, but, over time, his injuries took their toll.

Stu and his wife, Bev, managed my dorm during two of my boarding-school years. They were kind. Stu used to take me jogging, and he helped me to get the hang of algebra. We’d talk about his reading: Dante, Cervantes, Hugo, Tolstoy, Pasternak, Herman Wouk, Bodie and Brock Thoene. I got him to read Kenneth Grahame and Jerome K. Jerome.

I remarked to someone, the other day, that my favorite missionaries were from Canada and the Midwest – especially, Minnesota. Keith was from Ontario, and Stu was from the Gopher/​North Star State.

Happy birthday to Abel

He turned one. He slept most of the day because the doctor gave him five shots.

More appealing, if less vital, were these gifts:

Cupcakes.

Onesies (i.e., bodysuits).

Wagon, Radio Flyer, plastic, small. For giving rides to stuffed animals. (Did I mention he walks now?)

Dog, white with black spots, plastic, noise-making, profoundly disturbing to Samuel.

Literature: Fortunately, by Remy Charlip. Not really meant for Abel’s age-group (he doesn’t object). Amusing to Samuel. Mildly disturbing to Daniel. Both reactions are correct.

Most of these gifts were from Karin’s dad’s family.

Abel was to have had a little party at my parents’ house, but my mom slipped on some ice and broke her arm. She’ll have surgery later this week. Last night, when I called, she was in high spirits: adequately drugged, surrounded by other progeny.

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Here is another quote about the postman Courtney Elliot, from The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole:
Courtney Elliot has offered to give me private tuition for my “O” levels. It seems he is a Doctor of Philosophy who left academic life after a quarrel in a university common room about the allocation of new chairs. Apparently he was promised a chair and didn’t get it.

It seems a trivial thing to leave a good job for. After all, one chair is very much like another. But then I am an existentialist to whom nothing really matters.

I don’t care which chair I sit in.
I don’t think I would leave a university if I didn’t get a Chair, but I might if I didn’t get a chair. Some intellectuals (e.g., Victor Hugo, Sam the Architect) stand before a desk to work, but I’m not so vigorous as to do that.

Not just any chair would do. I would need a sofa, or at least an armchair from Goodwill.

Singing along

The Proclaimers, singing:

“My heart was broken / My heart was broken / Sorrow / Sorrow …”

Samuel: “My heart isn’t broken.”

John-Paul: “Oh, no? Why not?”

Samuel: “Because I always follow the rules of the road.”

Some of his interpretations are rather literal.


(The Proclaimers are wearing good pants.)

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Samuel has finished reading the Babar omnibus and is halfway through Little House in the Big Woods (which I first read only last year). Some days, he reads more than the required amount. He has caught the fire. His abuelo pays him $2 per completion.

He’s a good little (mercenary) book reader, but he’s too hard on the spines.

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Abel now stands.

Daniel sings along with my Spotify favorites. Most are wordless, so he has to sing the violin parts (for instance). He has a favorite Beethoven piece: the “Turkish March” from The Ruins of Athens. I’ve known it all my life but only just realized it was Beethoven’s.

Horror season; Lewis on modern theology; Abel’s accident

My favorite U.S. season begins tomorrow. A few leaves have turned color, and it’s been raining more. I had to mow our front lawn in the rain.

We’ve brought out our horrific mermaid decoration (“mer-skeleton,” Samuel calls it); and I’m reading stories by M. R. James, e.g. “The Mezzotint.”


(Someone’s GIF of that story.)

I used to reserve the spooky reading for October, but this year I’m continuing it all season long.

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One author who loathed horror stories – as a matter of personal taste, not (as far as I can tell) of principle – was C. S. Lewis.

(See The Pilgrim’s Regress’s afterword – or its foreword, depending on the edition.)

The group is reading short essays by Lewis.

These were his words to a cohort of Anglican seminarians:
A theology which denies the historicity of nearly everything in the Gospels to which Christian life and affections and thought have been fastened for nearly two millennia – which either denies the miraculous altogether or, more strangely, after swallowing the camel of the Resurrection strains at such gnats as the feeding of the multitudes – if offered to the uneducated man can produce only one or other of two effects. It will make him a Roman Catholic or an atheist.
(“Modern Theology and Biblical Criticism,” a.k.a. “Fern-Seed and Elephants.”)

I like that.

And later:
All theology of the liberal type involves at some point – and often involves throughout – the claim that the real behavior and purpose and teaching of Christ came very rapidly to be misunderstood and misrepresented by his followers, and has been recovered or exhumed only by modern scholars. Now long before I became interested in theology I had met this kind of theory elsewhere. The tradition of Jowett still dominated the study of ancient philosophy when I was reading Greats. One was brought up to believe that the real meaning of Plato had been misunderstood by Aristotle and wildly travestied by the neo-Platonists, only to be recovered by the moderns. When recovered, it turned out (most fortunately) that Plato had really all along been an English Hegelian, rather like T. H. Green. I have met it a third time in my own professional studies; every week a clever undergraduate, every quarter a dull American don, discovers for the first time what some Shakespearean play really meant.
This too is delightful, perhaps excessively so. I wish I could cackle uninhibitedly at the undergraduates and dull U.S. dons; but I’m afraid that there’s still sorting to be done: for every Aristotle who got Plato right, and (especially) for every Plato who got Socrates right, there was another near-contemporary of theirs who didn’t. And for every Simon Peter, there was a Simon Magus. Also, why think that “what some Shakespearean play really meant” was just one thing? The text may be richer than that. (Of course, supposing that more than one meaning may be true, if a new one is discovered, the old one need not always be invalidated; so, insofar as the moderns do try to invalidate the ancients to advance their own interpretations, Lewis is justified in distrusting them.)

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Abel fell off a bed and got a black eye; now it’s black and blue and green. I once fainted in my bathroom and acquired a black eye. My students asked if I’d been barfighting, and I assured them I had; it was quite a thrill for ten seconds, and then I told the truth.

Body-text fonts, pt. 43: Spectral

Last week: Paraguay 0, Ecuador 0.

Tonight: Ecuador 1, Argentina 0.

We concluded South America’s World Cup qualification tournament with:
  • qualification
  • a victory over the World Cup champions
  • a final position as runners-up (trailing only the aforementioned champions)
  • a total of five goals conceded in eighteen games – the joint-lowest total in the tournament’s history
  • a streak of five “clean sheets” (games with no goals conceded)
  • a streak of eleven undefeated games
I think it was after the goalless draw in Uruguay, with eight games to play, that I predicted we wouldn’t lose again.

The bad news is that tonight, Moisés Caicedo received two yellow cards and was ejected. The second yellow card was extremely doubtful. The referee, who’d been obliged to eject an Argentinian, seemed to be trying to even up the numbers.

I’m sure we’ll appeal to CONMEBOL. Let’s pray that no suspension is enforced.

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Having recovered from injury and illness, I mowed the shin-high backyard grass. It was slow going, but painless … until, some hours afterward, my hip and ankle began to trouble me.

Then, today, I threw out my back.

Either I get sidelined due to a foot puncture – or sinusitus – and suffer; or I recover, then mow, then suffer.

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The font Spectral is common on the internet, especially on Substack (which only allows, what, four fonts?).


Too small? Click here; read the “Thunder Gun Express” of Substack posts. It’s just a very long summary of Niccolao Mannuci’s very long travelogue and history of Mughal India – the “Thunder Gun Express” of books.

Which I only learned about yesterday. It’s the awesomest book I’ve heard of. I’m not kidding.

Even if the Bible were turned into a wild AI-generated movie, it wouldn’t be as spectacular as this book.

But I doubt I’ll ever read the book, so thank goodness for the Substack post.

Limping

I stepped on a fancy Hot Wheels ambulance. It had sharp tail fins. It made a dime-sized crater in the arch of my foot.

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A few recent club transfers involving Ecuadorians:
  • Pervis Estupiñán from Brighton to Milan (permanent transfer)
  • Piero Hincapié from Leverkusen to Arsenal (loan with purchase option)
  • Kendry Páez from Chelsea to Strasbourg (temporary loan)
  • Jeremy Sarmiento, Brighton’s last remaining Ecuadorian, to Cremonese (another loan)
It was expected that Joel Ordóñez and Kevin Rodríguez would be swooped up from Club Brugge and Union Saint-Gilloise, respectively; but they weren’t. So, they’ll have to spend another season lighting up the Belgian league.

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Ecuador’ll play in Paraguay tomorrow night. We’ve qualified for the World Cup. Paraguay is on the World Cup’s doorstep.

So, our motivation is low, Paraguay’s is high, and Paraguay is playing better than usual (if nowhere near as well as from 1996 to 2011).

And we’ve only ever lost in Asunción.

Still, I’d wager, we’ll earn our first point there. Our defense just doesn’t let in goals.

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Current mini-book: Ed McBain’s Cop Hater (1956), the inspiration for the novels of Sjöwall & Wahlöö. Inspired by the show Dragnet, which every other cop procedural is indebted to, e.g. the one that goes:

In the criminal justice system
Sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous
In New York City
The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies
Are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit
These are their stories
(Dun, dun)

Cop Hater is set in New York, but the place names have been changed.

Wikipedia says the first edition has 166 pp. and the revised edition has 236. I must be reading the text of the first edition. In my omnibus, the novel’s page count is 116.

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Current late-night viewing: Da Vinci’s Inquest (1998–2005), starring Canadians who haven’t crossed over to Hollywood. That, in itself, is refreshing. I’m also enjoying the lingo. Royal Canadian Mounted Police = RCMP = The Horsemen. I keep expecting a guy on horseback to show up and harangue the cops at the precinct in Downtown Vancouver, but no, it’s always a twerp in a suit.

Lots of autopsies are performed. The nude bits are blurred out (unlike on Britain’s Silent Witness, which uses famous guest actors to play the corpses).

Da Vinci streams, free, via various apps.

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I think the weather has started cooling for good this summer. We’re getting a nice rain tonight. The back lawn is about nine inches tall. I would’ve mowed on Saturday, but my foot had a painful gash in it.

A February stroll

An early spring, says Punxsutawney Phil, whose predictive record is mixed (good on temperature, bad on seasonal change). What with yesterday’s fifty-plus Fahrenheit degrees, we led our boys on a long walk through the parking lots of Western Avenue. Karin was carrying a gift card, so we popped into a Dairy Queen, rested in the armchairs of the café section, watched a couple of awful sitcoms on the big TV, and snacked. The boys mostly behaved themselves.

(As I write this, in the sanctity of our home, Samuel lies next to me on the sofa; Daniel climbs up the back of the sofa and jumps on Samuel; then, Samuel twists Daniel’s nose. Rinse, repeat. They think it’s a great game. I think it’s a great way to break someone’s bones. Mine, probably.)

(I should have finished reading King Solomon’s Mines by now, but Daniel threw it from a great height and broke its spine. My new used copy should arrive tomorrow.)

Anyway. We also toured a small African/Caribbean food mart. It sells unusual tubers, legumes, grains, flours, and many kinds of rice and canned herring. Of course I wouldn’t know what to do with most of these foods. I was familiar with certain Goya products: plantain chips; cassava/yuca chips; and malta, which I am curious to see Karin try some day.

I would have bought some chips out of politeness, but the clerk stayed in the back office, on her phone, and I thought it kinder not to disturb her.

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In case you wonder why the fonts look different: The website that provided URW Classico got glitchy, so I switched back to Charter for the body text and to IM Fell French Canon for the blog post titles.

Parenting, round 2; “Bluebeard”

Daniel hasn’t been a great one for sitting still and being read to, but yesterday he badgered me into reading Dr. Seuss’s ABC five times in one hour. Like Samuel before him, he laughed and laughed at the page with the Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz.

The rest of the morning, he followed me from one piece of furniture to the next, around and around the house, committing violence against me (and against the house). That, too, reminded me of how Samuel used to behave at that age.

I had to lock Samuel away from Daniel, in the basement, for his own safety.

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Today I am watching Daniel walk down the stairs feet first (which Samuel only started doing a few weeks ago). He isn’t quite tall enough. Wherever a step doesn’t provide him a bannister to hold onto, he slides down on his bottom.

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Are you the right man for me?
Are you safe, are you my friend?
Or are you toxic for me?
Will you betray my confidence?

This is from the Cocteau Twins’ “Bluebeard” …


I post this song as a tribute to Cho Chang.

Karin’s injuries; drawing; rolling over; body-text fonts, pt. 5: Charter

That longish stroll I mentioned last time was bad for Karin’s feet. She blistered them; then, unshoed at home, she cut her foot on the sharp edge of a bedframe. She sprayed her wounds, making them worse. She asked me to bind them. While I was doing this, Samuel got into the Band-Aid box (as is his way) and used up many Band-Aids. He asked me to put one on his wrist. He peeled it off and asked me to put it on him again. This was repeated many times. I’m not sure if he thought the Band-Aid needed to be attached just right or if he simply enjoyed having it come on and off.

He’s not averse to repetition – to practicing. This will serve him well in life.

He draws the same things repeatedly on his whiteboard. Or he asks me to draw. He never tires of looking at 2- or 3-D shapes. I tire of drawing them, though. One day, for novelty’s sake, I drew some foods – a pizza, a stick of broccoli, a banana – and gave them happy faces and hats. It was a mistake: Soon, Samuel was asking me to draw a happy eggplant and a happy daikon. I had to look up what a daikon is.

As usual, there’s less to say about Daniel, although I’m sure his little brain is quietly making even greater strides than Samuel’s right now. He continues to delight in everything (except when he doesn’t). Lately, he’s been rolling onto his belly, but not back the other way. He gets his arms caught under himself, which makes him panic.

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Now, the body-text font.

A descendant of Fournier, Charter is one of the most versatile serifed fonts. Matthew Carter designed it in the 1980s, for low-res. printing.

It looks good at any size. (Any visible size.)

It looks good on paper, on computer and phone screens, and on signage for the St. Joseph County Public Library (although, in this example, more space should have been put in between the majuscules).


I often see Charter in e-books and on blogs. I don’t see it in many printed books. Not that it looks bad in them. I own five books set in Charter. The bible from which I read in high school was set in Charter.

I like Charter in newspapers and magazines, although I don’t often see it in those media. I prefer it on rough paper, not glossy paper.

Bitstream Charter – the original design – is free. Of the free variants, my favorite is XCharter. Charis SIL, with glyphs in many languages, is available as a Google font.

Charter, or Charis, would work as body text in a Google Doc or a slide show.

In a better world, Calibri, Cambria, and Times New Roman would be less ubiquitous in draft documents; Minion would be less ubiquitous in publishing (especially in scholarly works with tiny print); and Charter would be the apathetic typesetter’s default font.

The new year

Karin has moved to a different office. She’s pleased that her commute has been shortened from twenty-five minutes to eight minutes.

At home, on my computer, I’m pleased that “2022” is easier to type than “2021.”

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Right on cue, winter has hit hard. Yesterday we didn’t have salt to melt the ice on our driveway. I slipped and badly scraped my left arm, from elbow to palm. Today I am sore all over, and Samuel keeps trying to peel my bandages off.

Just about every winter, it seems, I do a terrible fall on the ice. Readers will recall that three years ago, I sprained my ankle and had to use crutches. But worst was when Karin & I were newly married: I kept falling down the rickety, icy staircase that was our apartment’s only exit.

Those are fond memories now.

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This year I hope to read all of the New Revised Standard Version of the Bible. It’s very different from the Good News Translation. I loved the GNT – “This Bible loves people,” was how I often felt while I was reading it – but I also want to read a “formal equivalence” translation from time to time. Every translation I use casts new light on the text (but then, so does every font).

House hunting, chapter the last

Since Monday night, I’ve been limping due to a painful blister upon one of my toes. (The cleats are to blame.) I haven’t been able to run or even mow the lawn.

How is such a small injury so debilitating? This feels less like a flesh wound, more like a broken toe.

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It’s just as well that I’ve been confined to the house. Lightning has been striking nearby, and violent winds have been blowing; yesterday they blew the screen off Samuel’s window and carried it as far as the neighbor’s fence. Karin brought the screen inside and propped it against a kitchen wall next to the onions, potatoes, and Gerber meals.

I limped around the yard and picked up fallen branches as a prelude to the mowing that I was unable to do.

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Soon, I’ll have to mow the lawns of two houses: the one we live in now, into which my parents plan to move; and the one across town that Karin & I just bought.

Yes, we now own that house; although, due a technicality, we haven’t finished buying it, because it’s still possible for us to add to the down payment – which, indeed, we plan to do.

For now, I’m glad to have a place in which to live, and that it was providentially priced. Of the houses we bid on, this was the cheapest by $30,000; we obtained it for what most houses like this one would’ve cost before prices skyrocketed.

Also, among the houses we tried to buy, this one had the most bedrooms.

What is more, this is the only house where we were greeted by a neighbor. He offered to mow our lawn, for a fee. We might employ him until we move in.

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While we waited for the sellers to finish signing their documents, our realtor showed us this grim YouTube video of what the housing market has been like these last months. I guess he felt comfortable sharing it because we came away with a decent deal instead of an overpriced heap of rubble. This wasn’t due to any virtue on our part, however. All we did was lose the expensive bids and win the cheap one. Providentially.

More medals for Ecuador

Suddenly, after many fruitless decades, we have our first two woman medalists – both of them weightlifters:
  • Neisi Dajomes of Pastaza Province – gold medalist in the 76 kg class
  • Tamara Salazar of Carchi Province – silver medalist in the 87 kg class
Like Richard Carapaz, these medalists didn’t appear out of nowhere. Dajomes twice was junior world champion and holds several junior world records. Salazar has won continental and hemispheric contests.

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These are Samuel’s new favorite things to do outside: draw with chalk on everything, including the porch, the porch door, the porch furniture, himself, and his father; and run to the corner of the yard where the pebbles are, and put as many as possible into his mouth.

It used to be much easier to take him outside.

Yesterday I hurt my back lifting a series of objects (including Samuel). The debilitating twinge came when I bent over to pour cat litter from its container.

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Some books I am reading (I may discuss them later):
Soon I’ll have to pack up my books to move them into the new house (assuming the purchase goes as planned).

July’s poem

Luci Shaw, “Sonnet for My Left Hip.”

All poems are copyrighted by Luci Shaw.
To be reprinted only by permission of the author.

All right, then. Here is a link.

My own left hip has been hurting.

A little sunlight

Lifting Samuel, I pulled a muscle in my back. It was painful … debilitating … and so, yesterday, rather than work her half-shift, Karin stayed home to care for us.

This made for a lovely weekend, especially after Karin introduced me to the miracle of IcyHot.

Today I am mostly recovered. Karin & I did a seventy-minute stroll along the river (Samuel rode in his chariot). I’d hardly been in sunlight this year; I expect my skin to turn a little pink.

Or even a little orange, what with the meals I’ve been inventing for the rice cooker. The latest one is made of bacon, butter, whole-grain mustard, onion, and a pound of carrots. Samuel begged to taste it. I was reticent – I’d also put in cayenne powder and jalapeños – but he insisted.

What can I say? The boy likes spicy food. He did a fair amount of panting, with a wry grin.

Aftermath

Cleaning the apartment took its toll.

Mary aggravated a shoulder injury.

I strained my lower back. It immobilized me for a couple of days.

Karin said, “My back always hurts.”

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I’ve been reworking my best dissertation chapter into an article. My committee advised me to try to publish that chapter’s argument in “one of the very top journals.”

I’ve decided to take this entreaty seriously – even if my committee members tell the same thing to every student who finishes the Ph.D.

Tonight, I remarked to Karin that I thought the article would take several years to complete.

She looked horrified.

It never ends!

February fragments

Four weeks after having sprained my ankle, I walk much better; but my ankle still hurts all day long.

Karin drives me to work each morning, what with my being injured; and when my shift ends, I walk home the scenic way, upon a riverside path that’s much less icy than my usual route.

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I’ve been trudging through Paul Auster’s New York Trilogy. I just finished Ghosts, the second installment. Some fifteen years ago, I read the first book, City of Glass, and vowed not to again; well, now I have. The second time was better. I suppose it was effective training to have read, in the interim, novels like Murakami’s Wind-Up Bird Chronicle and 1Q84 in which the characters stay holed up for long periods with their thoughts. But in those novels, the long, inactive waits are punctuated with tasteful elevator music and wistful sippings of Cutty Sark. In Auster’s books, the waiting turns the protagonists into bums. Anyway, my objective is to get through the third book in Auster’s trilogy, The Locked Room, so that I can then read Sjöwall & Wahlöö’s Locked Room and write down the same title twice consecutively in my reading journal.

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The kitties have been chasing each other around the apartment all the last hour. Jasper trapped Ziva behind the couch for a while, but Karin coaxed him away.

1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 11: Fargo

I’ve lain or sat still the last three days. What little movement I’ve performed with the crutches has left my torso, arms, and legs feeling quite sore.

But on Friday I was able to work at IUSB, and this morning I attended church – thanks to Karin.

Soon, I’ll have a few more days off. Wednesday’s windchill will be in the negative thirties (Fahrenheit). I doubt the town will stay open; it closed down for similar weather five years ago.

I figured this would be a good time to review Fargo.

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As David once put it, it isn’t just that each scene in Fargo is good; it’s that each scene is great.

Each scene functions as a self-contained parable or proverb, a miniature reflection upon a great swath of human life.

Many scenes are quotable; one finds oneself applying them to real-life situations:

“Where is pancakes house.”

“Prowler needs a jump.”

“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.”

“We’re not a bank, Jerry.”

And my personal favorite, a sensible response to one character’s angry query, How do you split a car? With a f---ing chainsaw?:

“One of us pays the other for half.”

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Like the biblical parables, Fargo’s are played out against a particular folk background – in this case, that of wholesome, hardworking Minnesotans. It’s only the movie’s opening scene, a negotiation between criminals, that takes place in Fargo, North Dakota. My theory about the title is that it’s meant to suggest how perilously near the North Star State is to being infected with Dakotan lawlessness. (Think of a movie called Sodom but set in Jerusalem.)

Fargo is a noir in blinding white. Much of it takes place out of doors, along highways or in parking lots perpetually covered in snow. Many of the characters have smiles frozen upon their faces.

One of them, a car salesman, is trying to mask his inner desperation. He has committed fraud and covered it with more fraud. Now, he’s trying to avoid financial ruin by hiring two freakish lowlifes to kidnap his own wife.

After a few bullying words from the lowlifes, he knows it’s a mistake. But he’s too timid – and too desperate – to cancel the deal. (Later, when he tries to, it’s too late.)

A more conventional noir would have told the story just from the salesman’s perspective. Fargo delights in following the two hired kidnappers – an odd couple if there ever was one. They don’t just fail to trust each other; it’s as if they’ve been mismatched by the universe. (Much bleak humor comes of this.) Nor do the kidnappers collaborate well with the dismally cheery salesman who’s hired them.

What all three of these very different villains have in common is their utter ruthlessness, their disregard for others when their own skins are in the slightest peril. Also, their greed.

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Each of the villains is vivid, even iconic. But the movie’s chief interest lies elsewhere.

The villains are important because they represent a magnetic pole of depravity. What the movie really wants to determine is whether ordinary, law-abiding people – the ones who aren’t yet thoroughly rotten – can resist the magnetism of that pole.

The question is like the one that troubles Abraham: how can Lot, or any man who lives so near to Sodom, remain righteous?

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One man who fails the righteousness test is an unnamed witness to the kidnappers’ malfeasance.

In a terrifying night-time scene, this witness is pursued down a country road. He drives his car into a ditch. He climbs out; he flees, stumbling, out into a dark, freezing field.

But he doesn’t get far. His pursuer shoots him dead.

Then, with horror, we realize that this victim has left behind a passenger in the car, trapped and defenseless. The man has abandoned her to save his own skin.

It’s all the worse because we don’t know these victims’ names. They could have been any driver, any passenger. Their anonymity makes them representative of the entire human race.

The driver’s selfishness and cowardice belong to every man.

In miniature, this scene retells the story of the car salesman, who has given little thought to sacrificing his own wife.

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Two other characters are tested who are not initially beyond the pale.

The first is the car salesman’s father-in-law: a self-made rich man. It’s his money that the car salesman wishes to obtain through the kidnapping of his wife.

This rich old cuss has long kept his daughter’s husband under his thumb. Unlike the car salesman, he isn’t a coward. He’s stately: he expects lesser beings to submit to him.

Nor are his demands unreasonable: he’s the sort of man who relies upon and invokes the law.

But when the time comes to ransom his daughter, will he be willing to part with his money?

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The second character is the law. Played by Frances McDormand, she is Marge Gunderson, small-town police chief, pregnant wife of Norm Gunderson (John Carroll Lynch). Marge is capable and good. But, I believe, this movie is the story of her temptation, though it is not highlighted as such.

It’s hinted that Marge is becoming a bit of a celebrity. Suddenly, she’s on TV discussing the aforementioned murders. People in the Twin Cities notice her. One of them, Mike Yanagita (Steve Park), an old schoolmate, calls her up in the middle of the night. Rather than dismiss him, she is flattered.

She travels to the Twin Cities – ostensibly on police business, but also to have a date with Mike.

Viewers have complained about this subplot. None of the parties comes out of it looking especially good. And what has it to do with the crime?

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Roger Ebert suggests that when Marge catches Mike in a lie, she’s able to see that the car salesman also has been lying to her, which allows her to solve the case. I don’t disagree, but the more important question is why Marge, normally so shrewd, has agreed to meet Mike at all. Is she merely nostalgic for her schooldays? Is she romantically interested in her old friend? Is she dissatisfied with her unglamorous husband, who stays at home and paints ducks for postage stamps?

For that matter, as far as the movie is concerned, why is Marge married? Is it just to flesh out her character a bit, in the grand tradition of movie cops with pathetic spouses? Or is there a more interesting reason?

I believe that like Abraham, the movie is surveying the land for one righteous person. And so Marge, the likeliest candidate, is measured against the car salesman, the paradigm of depravity.

And what was that salesman’s most grievous sin? He betrayed his spouse.

(Lot also abandoned his wife, not even looking back when she was turned into a pillar of salt.)

To remain righteous, Marge must refrain from betraying her husband; but for this to count in her favor, she must be tested.

This choice of Marge’s is what gives the movie its thematic tension and unity. The other major characters, more or less predictably, get pulled toward destruction. Marge has the capability to resist; but she, too, must go through her temptation episode.

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I’ve long thought that the Mike Yanagita scenes are at the movie’s heart, but I haven’t been able to articulate why; plot-wise, they’re tangential. On this latest viewing, I think I’ve figured out the right connection. What matters isn’t what Marge comes to realize about the car salesman through her interaction with Mike Yanagita. What matters is what she realizes about herself.

Why, then, has she been tested with such a sorry carrot as Mike Yanagita? He’d seem easy to resist.

The answer is that this is in the nature of temptation: the sorry prize only seems sorry after depravity is recognized for what it is.

A past blast; a chill spill

Anticipating next month’s Super Bowl, I watched the title game of the NFL’s 1985/’86 season (Super Bowl XX). Despite its violence, it was a tedious contest. It felt like a walkthrough for the Bears. They led the Patriots 23–3 by halftime and 44–3 by the end of the third quarter. In the fourth quarter, they brought in their reserves, one of whom forced a safety. The final score was 46–10.

Four Super Bowls later, the 49ers beat the Broncos, 56–10. I’ve also viewed sections of that historic snoozer. I think the Bears were more dominant in their Super Bowl victory.

Moreover, they had some real freaks: Gault, the speedster; Perry, the giant; a relentless defensive line; an intelligent, hard-hitting defensive backfield; McMahon, with his cannonlike arm and fiery temper; and Payton, the running back who, more than anyone else on the field, liked to hit. Back then, tacklers were allowed to strike with their heads; downfield blockers routinely aimed below the knee; and, of course, there were fewer protections for receivers and quarterbacks. The punishment meted out to Steve Grogan, the Patriots’ backup quarterback, shocked my modern sensibility. (Grogan actually played well, I thought.)

One thing I know about the ’85/’86 Bears is, those guys went on to live in a world of pain.

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I myself am in a world of pain this evening. Walking home from work, I took a longish route to avoid the worst ice patches, but just a few yards from my building, I fell and badly sprained my ankle. It crunched like when a bicycle changes gears.

I lay on the ice for a good ten minutes. Some other tenants stood around the parking lot and ignored me. Finally, a nice, chubby guy came out of his apartment, helped me off the ground, and walked me into my building.

I called Karin and she left her work and took me to get x-rayed. No fractures – just a sprain. But I can’t walk. One of my old pastors lent me a pair of crutches.

Good deeds and injuries

Karin took this selfie when she helped to build the Habitat for Humanity house.


And this link is to a copyrighted photo of some volunteers. You can easily recognize Jimmy & Rosalynn Carter. Garth Brooks, the singer, is the only worker wearing a dark blue shirt.

Karin is in the second-backmost row, the fourth person from the left.

Unfortunately, when she came home, she was badly sunburnt.

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I also am injured. Chopping an onion last night, I nicked open a fingertip; this morning, while showering, I reopened the wound. This minor injury has been amazingly bloody.

Karin has been looking after me, and so has Mary, who quit teaching high school English to become a nurse-in-training.

Holiday woes

You’d think that, during the holidays, I’d have found time to watch High Hopes. Alas, no. So far, my holidays have been as congested as my job days.

Today was the least taxing day in recent memory. Even so, I kept having to get in and out of the car. Karin & I traveled to:

(a) the doctor, for the removal of Karin’s stitches;

(b) the barber, for my haircut;

(c) Karin’s friends’ new house, for a tour; and

(d) Goodwill, for no good reason.

Yesterday, we drove to Michigan to go to church with Karin’s family members. They never showed up. It turned out, they’d gone to church in Indiana.

We were reunited with them at night. After the meal and the gift-giving, they asked us to stay for a quick game of Phase 10. This game did not end until three hours later. Phase 10 is supposed to be brief, like Uno or Skip-Bo, but last night it was more like Monopoly.

Between each hand of Phase 10, I loaded up a new plateful of crackers, cheese, and Christmas ham, in keeping with the seasonal gluttony. … Karin also has eaten a great deal these last few days. She has shattered her personal record of fatness. Today she began to address this plight. At Goodwill she bought a vinyl record of aerobics music, and, right now, she is marching in place while she watches the TV show My 600-lb Life.

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R.I.P. Carlos Muñoz. It’s the twenty-third anniversary of his death. I never will look much like “El Frentón,” and so today I decided to dress like Julio César Rosero, “El Emperador.”