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Reading M’Cheyne; 1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 55: L’enfer (Torment)

If you follow M’Cheyne’s reading plan, then every so often, by coincidence, you’ll encounter some pretty stark juxtaposition. Yesterday I read Ezekiel 32, in which Egypt repeatedly is cursed to “lie among the uncircumcised.” Yes, it’s better to be circumcised, I couldn’t help thinking. But then I came to Galatians 5, which says that “if you let yourselves be circumcised, Christ will be of no benefit to you … in Christ Jesus, neither circumcision nor uncircumcision counts for anything.” Oh, snap.

I’ve read these passages before, of course; and I know that no one passage should be interpreted apart from the rest of the Bible. But there’s something to be said for reading a passage naïvely, as if it were unfamiliar. The power of the M’Cheyne plan is that it allows you to approximate this state of mind while recalling other parts of the Bible (because you’ve just read them). Everything feels more fresh. It’s one thing to hear Paul rail against circumcision; it’s another to hear him when you’ve just gone through a passage like Ezekiel 32 in which uncircumcision is abhorred.

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2 Samuel and 1 Kings also have been on the schedule lately.
King David was old and advanced in years; and although they covered him with clothes, he could not get warm. So his servants said to him, “Let a young virgin be sought for my lord the king, and let her wait on the king, and be his attendant; let her lie in your bosom, so that my lord the king may be warm.” So they searched for a beautiful girl throughout all the territory of Israel, and found Abishag the Shunammite, and brought her to the king. The girl was very beautiful. She became the king’s attendant and served him, but the king did not know her sexually.
In the same chapter, David talks with Bathsheba – whom, long ago, he took for himself because he desired to do so – who now must “[bow] and [do] obeisance to the king” to plead for her life and her son’s, while beautiful young Abishag is in the room “attending the king.”

Gripping, hardboiled stuff.

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L’enfer

I can’t figure out why Kanopy lists this among its movies of 1996. It was shown in France in 1994, and that’s when it was reviewed in the USA, so that’s when it must have been in theaters here.

Call it an honorary ninety-sixer.

Nasty old Claude Chabrol remakes an unfinished movie by Henri-George Clouzot (director of Diabolique, The Wages of Fear, etc.). It’s the flip-side of those “French people on vacation for weeks and weeks” movies, the kind that Éric Rohmer does so well. L’enfer is about the hoteliers, not the guests. For these characters, there is no vacation, no regeneration, not even in the off-season. Nevertheless, the owner’s wife (Emmanuelle Béart) disappears a lot when she’s supposed to be working. She’s beautiful. Her husband (François Cluzet) suspects that she is cheating on him. He walks down to the dock of their pleasant but hardly splendid little lake, and mutters to himself. The guests notice; the hotel staff notice; his doctor notices. His wife? “You’re jealous!” she gleefully taunts him, and runs off to the shower. As if she didn’t see that he’s coming apart at the seams.

If there’s a common theme in Chabrol’s work, it might be this: some people get their kicks egging others on.

(Isn’t that the basis of a lot of horror? Of Wake in Fright, for example? Of Neil LaBute’s infamous movies? Of Shakespeare’s Iago? Of the serpent in the garden? The satanic impulse isn’t just to ruin; it’s to persuade others to freely ruin themselves – to entice them to enslave or mutilate their own flesh.)

She flirts; she provokes. She literally drives her husband mad. Or maybe she’s just being friendly with the guests. It’s unclear whether she really is unchaste or even flirtatious: certain scenes must be entirely inside her husband’s head; possibly, others are, too. There’s no firm basis for the viewer to assign guilt or innocence to the wife. As for the husband, the evidence he has is ambiguous at best. So he is always trying to gather more evidence, spying upon his wife, questioning her. He wears her out. She threatens to really cheat on him if he doesn’t stop. He doesn’t stop.

Is he deliberately provoking her, then? Is he dragging her down into his hell with him?

Is this what she wanted all along? That’s what Roger Ebert suggests, on the premise that the movie needs this extra level of perversity to be interesting.

Well, I doubt the movie is meant to be interesting. It’s meant to be pretty. It’s meant to keep the viewer endlessly, fruitlessly guessing the wife’s real motives, as the husband must do.

Ambiguity is the task that some movies set for themselves. This one ends with a caption: SANS FIN. Without end. That’s ambiguous, too. Does this movie conclude like No Exit, in which the characters are in an unending hell? Or does it conclude like Last Year at Marienbad, with no resolution, no determinate meaning, no point: is it just an exercise in stringing the viewer along?

Or is the torment of uncertainty the attraction of the movie, as in “The Lady, or the Tiger?” Some people like to be frustrated. They seek it out. Maybe the husband in L’enfer does this. Maybe the wife does. Maybe, especially, the sort of person who watches a lot of movies by Claude Chabrol likes to be frustrated. Who’s the pervert, then?

Zadok the priest; Pop. 1280; a recipe

Karin: “Zadok the priest
And Nathan the prophet
Were hangin’ out,
Doing some stuff.”


Some commenter on YouTube: “Can you imagine when the Queen eventually passes away, and Charles becomes King. As he walks through Westminster Abbey on the day of his coronation … 95% of the viewing public are going to be thinking to themselves, ‘Why the bloody hell are they playing the Champions League theme?!?!’”

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Per this entry: Jim Thompson’s Pop. 1280 has arrived from a library in Connecticut. So far, it’s better than The Killer Inside Me. Funnier, at least.
I’d been thinking it was about time to do some political campaignin’, since I had a pretty tough opponent coming up for a change. … [¶] Always before, I’d let the word get around that I was against this and that, things like cockfighting and gambling and whiskey and so on. So my opposition would figure they’d better come out against ’em, too, only twice as strong as I did. And I went right ahead and let ’em. Me, almost anyone can make a better speech than I can, and anyone can come out stronger against or for something. Because, me, I’ve got no very strong convictions about anything. Not anymore I haven’t.
[Ch. 9, ¶¶ 1–2]
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Today’s lunch:

Ingredients for the rice cooker:
  • Butter (1 tablespoon)
  • Brown rice, dry (1/3 cup)
  • Water A (2/3 cup)
  • Red lentils, dry (1/2 cup)
  • Water B (1 cup)
  • Russet potatoes, raw, cut into 1/2-in cubes (5 oz)
  • Jalapeño peppers, raw, chopped (2 oz)
  • Yellow onions, raw, chopped (3 oz)
  • Broccoli, raw, chopped (5 oz)
  • Sazón Goya (1 packet)
  • Water C (1/2 cup)
Other ingredients:
  • Tortillas
  • Sour cream
  • Cheese, shredded
  • Etc.
The steps are what you’d expect.

There are approx. 835 kcals in the pot; the amounts and kinds of tortillas, sour cream, cheese, etc. are up to you. The filling, once cooked, is pasty, like refried beans. It’s lumpy where the potatoes are, and just a little crunchy because the rice retains some hardness (don’t worry, it’s edible). To make the rice come out softer, if that is your desire, use more water, although that’ll make everything softer. Or, I dunno, use less rice.

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Scott was baptized in a small church in Michigan; afterward, there was special music by one of the congregants. “The guy told us he’d recorded four CDs,” said Jennifer, Karin’s stepsister. “I wasn’t expecting him to sing them all.”

All in a day’s screen time

Samuel and Daniel have been watching domino-toppling and marble-racing videos, among others. After a couple months of escalating wildness, this is what my YouTube account has suggested we view:

“Hamster Escapes Pool Ball Traps for Pets in Real Life in Hamster Stories #2”:


Bizarrest cinema I’ve encountered in a while. Part rat maze, part funhouse, part video game, part fifties horror movie. Samuel loves it. Loves – present tense; as I type, the channel is streaming live.

The video goes on forever. This is what people do now, Karin says. This is how they spend their time: making and watching stuff like this.

I admire the video (I think?). Certainly, I admire the craftsmanship. I do feel sorry for the hamsters. I guess that in a perfect world, living, breathing creatures would be spared such an ordeal. But “sometimes you have to break a few eggs,” the makers of The Adventures of Milo and Otis must have told themselves every day they were filming. It’s more compelling that real hamsters are being filmed: just as it’s more compelling that, in Fitzcarraldo, the actors (well, the extras) really dragged the steamboat over a hill; that De Niro really gained weight for Raging Bull; etc., etc.

This video is what Karin & I put on after we watched the quiet, reflective Ruby in Paradise. Samuel begged for YouTube all through that movie. Now he is getting his wish.

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We spent half the day in Karin’s mom’s house because an exterminator was treating ours. We’ll go back to Karin’s mom’s house tomorrow. Scott, her husband, is getting baptized.

When we were driving home on SR 23, we passed a truck with two large, flowing, half-Union/half-Confederate flags. We must have gawked too hard. The driver gave us a dirty look. Half a city later, when we turned into our street, we saw him right behind us. He kept on going. He probably wasn’t deliberately following us, but I felt better when we got off the main road: his causes wouldn’t have been welcomed in our neighborhood.

An aborted journey; we finish Midsomer murders; body-text fonts, pt. 7: Janson Text

My parents set out yesterday for a tour of Illinois, Missouri, Nebraska, one or both Dakotas, Minnesota, Wisconsin, and I forget where else. How I envied them! They got as far as Illinois, and then my mother tested positive for COVID.

So, now, they’re back.

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This month’s typeface is Janson Text.


(A crooked but stimulating observation.)

Some say this typeface is the best of the Jansons. I wish it had a longer-tailed Q, as Monotype Janson has.

Also, everything depends on what you count as a Janson. Is Ehrhardt a Janson? Now, there’s a question.

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It took five years, but Karin & I finished viewing all of Midsomer Murders. Twenty-two seasons; 132 episodes of 90–100 minutes.

My overall assessment:

Grainier picture → better episode.

More French horn → better episode.

More scenes with Joyce Barnaby and Cully Barnaby → better episode.

Teleplay by Anthony Horowitz → better episode.

In other words: the earlier, the better (as a rule).

As it happens, we concluded the project with an early episode: S2E3, “Dead Man’s Eleven,” about the cricket. When we first tried it – four years ago? – I couldn’t stay awake, due to my sleep apnea.

I don’t know if more episodes will be released.

Whatever will we do when we run out of Midsomer Murders?, I used to lament.

Karin suggested: Watch them again.

I think we shall.

Some more, final, last hurrahs

As I type, Daniel is on the kitchen floor, perching on all fours and rocking forward and backward; he’s very near to doing his first crawl. In church this morning, I took him to look at a newborn child (well, a two-or-three-week-old) and he beamed down like a benevolent little giant upon that new churchgoer. Samuel, meanwhile, went to his first Sunday School class with the children who’ve graduated from the nursery. Karin & I peeked in: he was tampering with the laptop that was broadcasting the singalong music.

His first day of school, and already he’s misbehaving with electronic devices.

Yesterday we went to Bremen, one county to the south, and attended a surprise party for another churchgoer. She might be the spryest ninety-year-old I’ve known. The cheese-&-chicken dip was a work of art (in the “grease” category of art); the corn chips belonged to one of the cheapest store brands. That’s Midwestern church food for you. We also ate those little barbecued meatballs and some other meatballs that were mixtures of sausage and cheese. It was an excellent late-afternoon snack; a little later, once Karin & I had dropped the children off at her dad’s house and begun our romantic evening together, which was supposed to be our last hurrah, foodwise, I was compelled to order a salad.

Umbrella; vermin; children; Heineken

Rihanna: “ … under my um-bar-
ella, -ella, -ella,
eh, eh.”

Samuel: “Hahahahahahahahahaha.”

A timely song, what with all the drizzle. Summer appears to be winding down. We’ve had our first notable cooling, and leaves have been peppering the ground. This is a “false fall”; but tell that to the mice, who’ve again infiltrated our mud-room: we’ve found little mounds of dirt where they’ve been tunneling. We’ve left no food for them. They must simply be sheltering from the cold.

Daniel, who seems constitutionally squirmier than Samuel (and he is plenty squirmy), has been hurtling himself out of his chair and slithering over the ground, either backwards until he gets stuck or, like a hurricane, in a spiral pattern. He leaves little spiral-paths of puke. Or he stays in his chair and rocks his legs so vigorously that it lurches, a foot at a time, across the room.

Samuel leaves out uncapped dry-erase markers, and Daniel sucks them.

I’m gradually weaning the children off YouTube, to interest them in soccer (which will be necessary for them when the World Cup is played). It helps that on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, ViX broadcasts Champions League matches. Samuel is familiar with the halftime commercials. “Drink responsibly,” he says when he hears strains of Handel, who composed the Champions League refrain.

Dinner with in-laws; another couch; September’s poem

Another dinner at Karin’s mom’s house. We watched Notre Dame lose, and then the conversation turned to how contemptible Joe Biden is and how “they” (the bad guys, i.e., the liberals) are coming after “us.”

“Personally,” McKenzie declared, “I’m looking forward to ‘the purge.’”

Karin’s mom had previously mentioned that she and her new husband intend to build a “family compound” in Kentucky.

“With whom does she expect to live in this compound?” I asked Karin.

“With all of us,” Karin sighed. “With all of her family.”

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Back at home, we have a new old couch. It was free for the taking. My parents happened to notice it while passing through Bremen, and some locals offered to haul it over to us in their truck (they were heading toward our part of South Bend, anyway). The couch is brown and plaid, and it’s from the 1980s. It looks like the furniture of Quito’s old Missionary Church Dorm.

Even more than our previous old couch, it “ties the room together.”

The cats already have peed on it.

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This month’s poem, by Rudyard Kipling, is “Recessional.”

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God of our fathers, known of old,
Lord of our far-flung battle-line,
Beneath whose awful Hand we hold
Dominion over palm and pine –
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget – lest we forget!

The tumult and the shouting dies;
The Captains and the Kings depart:
Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,
An humble and a contrite heart.
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget – lest we forget!

Far-called, our navies melt away;
On dune and headland sinks the fire:
Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!
Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,
Lest we forget – lest we forget!

If, drunk with sight of power, we loose
Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,
Such boastings as the Gentiles use,
Or lesser breeds without the Law –
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
Lest we forget – lest we forget!

For heathen heart that puts her trust
In reeking tube and iron shard,
All valiant dust that builds on dust,
And guarding, calls not Thee to guard,
For frantic boast and foolish word –
Thy mercy on Thy People, Lord!
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(For the Diamond Jubilee of 1897)

Queen & corgi

Tumblr: not my usual corner of the Internet. People there are not good.

That bit about the corgis being put to death is like a sick instance of the “telephone” game. The original quote that Tumblr garbles is reprinted here, in Newsweek.

(I do like the Tumblr post about Les Mis. and Hamilton.)

Another quote from the Newsweek article. “Strip away the wealth, the privilege and the palaces, and the bond [Elizabeth] has with her dogs is no different from the bond the rest of us have [with] ours, no matter our station in life,” a Queen-&-corgi expert says.

True, and worth thinking about. And not as exonerating as one would wish. Some serious baddies loved (or “loved”) their dogs.

Still, I have no reason to think that the Queen didn’t love hers in the most humane and relatable way. R.I.P.


After the Queen died, I went down a better-documented but no less morbid tunnel of Internet research. The reigns of James VI/I and Charles I were worth mining. The most notable discovery was the life-story of Frances Carr, Countess of Somerset (1590–1632). The Countess avoided being executed while (“whilst”) four other people were hanged for her crime.

The old couch

Some UEFA Champions League matches are free to stream through ViX Deportes.

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Goodbye, goodbye to our long-serving couch – I used it the last ten years, after it was passed around by various members of my family, including myself on previous occasions. (Or so I believe; I’m not sure about that last detail.) Tonight, the couch is out beside the curb. It has become filthy and ragged, due to the children and the cats. It never was beautiful. Well, did it have “character?” No, it did not. But it did “tie the room together.”

The sports

We watch the White Sox’s starting pitcher give up his first hit against the Twins, after 8 2/3 innings. He looks like his dog just died.

We tried, he says. But they got us.

Yeah, if by “they got us” he means they spoiled his no-hitter but still lost thirteen to zero and ran out of pitchers. (Two of their position players had to take the mound. What’s wrong with that guy’s wind-up? What’s wrong with his hair? Since when do pitchers look like that?, I wondered before I realized what was going on.)

Still, I bet the Twins are drinking champagne and dancing a conga back in the clubhouse. Back in Minneapolis, even. Because the Sox didn’t get a no-hitter against them.

Well, maybe they are doing those things. What do I know. Baseball culture is so bizarre to me.

Why is that player spitting so much?, Karin asks.

They always spit.

You know what I miss from playing tee-ball and softball? she says. When we’d line up and tell each other “Good game.”

Then:

Who is that ancient guy in the Medicare commercial?

I squint at the TV. It’s late. My contact lenses are drying up inside my eyelids.

Joe Namath.

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Were I a loyal South Bender, I’d watch Notre Dame get beaten by Ohio State. But I must not be one, because no matter what I do with the antennae and the remote control, I can’t get ABC to come in on the TV.

I really do want to watch, honest. I really do want to see the Irish lose. How the years have changed me.

This game is all they were talking about at work today, Karin says.

Is it being played here, or in Columbus?, I ask. (Don’t shake your head at me. I really don’t know. I seldom leave the house.)

Traffic hasn’t been all that bad, says Karin.

So the game must be in Columbus.

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For several years, I’ve been watching video highlights of Erling Haaland without ever seeing him in real time. Until today, that is, when he suits up for his new club, Manchester City, against Aston Villa.

Some stats from the TV:

In his first half-dozen English Premier League matches, Haaland has scored ten goals; only one other person has done that.

During the season’s first five matches, Haaland scored one goal for every fifteen touches of the ball. One goal per twenty-five touches is supposed to be a world-class scoring rate. (The announcers don’t explain what they mean by “world class,” but I assume it’s something good.)

In six games, Haaland has scored more goals from within the six-yard box than any other EPL player has scored – except for one other (unnamed) player – since the beginning of last season. That is, he leads virtually everyone in that category even though he’s been eligible during 30–40 fewer games.

Scoring so many goals from inside the six-yard box means this. The player has a knack for being in the right place at the right time. And the defenders know this about him, and they still lose track of him.

In other words, he’s very, very smart.

Haaland gets today’s goal from inside the six-yard box; indeed, he scores it with his very first touch from inside the penalty box. He’s been marked so carefully that it’s taken him until the second half to get that touch. (It isn’t as if his positioning has been bad. His runs into open spaces have been impeccable all day long, although the passes to him haven’t been.)

But what most impresses me is his hold-up and linking play. Even with defenders climbing up his back or wrenching him to the ground, he controls waist-high passes and lays the ball off, smoothly and with perfect timing, to onrunning teammates. I’d start him on my team even if he never scored any goals. Teams have won with non-scoring strikers who did superb hold-up work. Haaland does that, and he’ll probably end up scoring more goals than anybody else.