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Q.E.P.D.

Samuel’s winter holiday has begun. He doesn’t sleep in; he gets out of bed, puts the hall light on, and chatters to himself until I go out to him. I do gain 30–60 minutes of sleep because I needn’t take him to the bus. I’d say this improves my well-being; on closer inspection, however, I may actually feel worse.

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Ecuadorians who died yesterday:

(a) Rodrigo Borja. The first politician I supported. I was seven when he became president.

(b) Mario Pineida. Decent fullback for Barcelona. Shot in broad daylight, outside a butcher’s shop. Partner murdered, too.

The sports


Barcelona’s manager, Segundo Alejandro Castillo, preached while riding a bus in Guayaquil:


I guess the city buses have TV now.

The other Barça beat Madrid in the Copa del Rey final, a thrilling foulfest. Just before the game ended, angry Madrid players left the bench, ran onto the field, and pelted the referee with ice chips.

Twenty minutes of highlights:

D1 and D2; Alan Jacobs

Daniel’d been having trouble seeing through his bangs, so we gave him the most drastic haircut of his life.



“Wow … different kid,” his Uncle David remarks.

I’m inclined to agree: I’d assign metaphysical import to this haircut. One boy, D1, used to live with us; another, D2, has taken his place. The genetic, psychological, and behavioral characteristics remain unchanged; but whereas D1 was innocent (if mischievous), D2 is responsible for misdeeds.

The leading corporeal, mental, and biographical theories of personal identity fail to account for this. I have more evidence, then, for my outrageous pet theory that personhood and personal identity are response-dependent properties. … I don’t really subscribe to this but suspect it’s as defensible as any response-dependent theory of anything.

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People in my orbit have been quoting from and forwarding blog posts by the consistently enjoyable Alan Jacobs. I never thought I’d have much interest in Thomas Mann’s Joseph and His Brothers, but Jacobs has changed that; and here is his nice little manifesto, “Bring Back the Blog,” of which I wholeheartedly approve.

Today, reading about Goodhart’s Law (but how well does it describe sports?, I wondered), I followed links and came across, in someone’s book, a reference to Jacobs’s admission that baseball, one of his lifelong passions, has come to a dead end. And my respect for him grew tenfold.

An historic victory

Chumbawamba: “I get knocked down! But I get up again! You’re never gonna keep me down!”

Daniel: “Dowww! Dowww! Dowww!”

Karin: “That’s Danny’s song, all right.”

Chumbawamba: “Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy.”

His chin has a scrape that we can’t account for. He has a bloody goose egg on his head from having backflipped off the couch. But mostly he gets knocked down by his brother.

It’s been a terrible week for him, what with those injuries … and teething … and getting weaned. Getting weaned is worse than getting knocked down.

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Barcelona just beat Liga de Quito in Liga’s stadium … for the first time ever. (I am not counting penalty-kick shootout victories.) Only one goal was scored. It was an olímpico, or maybe an own goal.

The referee added twenty-two minutes because Liga’s fans caused a disturbance.

The stadium was inaugurated in 1997.

That’s a 26-year winless streak. (Twenty-five, if you discount the season that Liga spent in the Serie B.)

How long is that? Chumbawamba released “Tubthumping” in 1997.

Web bots, pt. 2; a birthday weekend

Quickly, a follow-up to the previous entry. A reader tells me about this announcement on the Canon Press website:


(To enlarge the image, click on it.)

No wonder the Web bots led me to The Case for Christian Nationalism.

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Thank you, well-wishers and gift givers. I turned forty-one upon a day of classic “John-Paul” weather, as gloomy as all get-out (and windy). For my birthday supper, we drove to my in-laws’ house in Granger. The traffic was dense – Notre Dame was about to host a game – and, along much of the route, the power was extinguished; intersections had to be negotiated in the manner of four-way stops. We passed some accidents. We arrived safely.

“Meat loaf and cheesecake,” Karin’s mom said, afterward, when we were stuffed. “What good choices, John-Paul.”

“Karin chose them,” I disclosed.

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Stephen visited today; we watched the first leg of Barcelona’s championship series against Aucas. Barcelona lost 0–1 and didn’t deserve better. The concluding leg will be played next week. I can truly say, I’ll be glad for Aucas to join the list of title winners.

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In this photo, Moisés Caicedo celebrates his birthday with the other Spanish speakers of Brighton & Hove Albion FC. There are three Ecuadorians, an Argentinian, a Paraguayan, and a Spaniard.


I wouldn’t be surprised if all but the young Paraguayan were chosen for the World Cup.

A golazo; a band; a recitation

I forgot to share this golazo by Damián Díaz of Barcelona.


Cheeky.

Díaz had just taken a penalty kick, Panenka-style. The goalie had blocked it. This corner-kick goal was Díaz’s revenge.

People are talking about a Puskás nomination. Díaz would be the second Ecuadorian nominee in three years.

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For two days, Karin has been working, and I’ve been at home with the children. Samuel seems a smidgen more helpful, more patient, than before.

And Daniel? He enjoys drinking milk and listening to music. Classical and New Age, mostly.

His favorite band is the German outfit B-Tribe.


Samuel loves B-Tribe, too.

I have taught him to recite this:

“Sammy and Danny: two little boys. Sammy and Danny: best of friends.”

Madeline and its philosophy; a shootout

Winter is here in earnest. Snow covers the ground (thankfully, the sun sets appreciably later than at solstice-time). Samuel and I hardly ever go out strolling any more – unlike the little girls who walk around Paris, “in rain or shine,” in Madeline, which has become Samuel’s favorite book.

We read it daily. I used to struggle with the lines of poetry because they’d often break in the middle of a clause, but now I can utter them smoothly enough. The trick is to stress the RHYMES: “Madeline woke up two HOURS / later, in a room with FLOWERS.”

Madeline is not a very profound book, though the philosopher Thomas Hurka quotes from it to summarize his theory of what distinguishes the virtuous: “They smiled at the good / and frowned at the bad.” He omits the line: “And sometimes they were very sad.” (I suppose that when these little Parisian girls are sad for the soldier who has returned, wounded, from the colonies, it can be construed as another example of their “frowning” at the bad.)

On the other hand, the girls neglect to “thank the Lord [they] are well”; indeed, they are sad that they are not ill (they covet the benefits that their friend receives as compensation for having been ill). Perhaps they are not so virtuous after all.

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And now, some outdated news too important not to mention. Barcelona defeated Liga de Quito in the “return” leg of Ecuador’s championship round and, for the sixteenth time, won the Serie A.

I missed the game, alas. It was held on Tuesday night of last week – not on Wednesday night, as I had expected. Apparently, Barcelona “parked the bus” all game long and waited for the penalty shootout. Not very glorious.

Then again, just winning in Quito is difficult enough. This was Barcelona’s first victory in Liga’s stadium since it was inaugurated in 1997.

I was especially pleased for Matías Oyola, Barcelona’s captain and long-serving midfielder, who played his last game before retiring. He scored in the shootout. He contributed to three of Barcelona’s championships.

Here is a video of the shootout.

Christmas Eve

Karin has got the afternoon off, and she’ll have the whole day off tomorrow. Samuel is glad to have his mother at home. I’m glad for a few minutes alone while Karin and Samuel watch the 1994 version of Little Women.

Last week was just awful for Samuel … and for me … and for Karin … and then a switch was flipped, and Samuel became delighted with the world. Today, he played for hours on the floor. Last week, whenever he was miserable he would insist on being held, and if he wasn’t held, he’d refuse to sleep. Now that the switch has been flipped, he’s been going to sleep by himself after a couple of minutes of listening to “Banstyle/Sappys Curry.”

We’ve noticed a couple of new molars poking out through his gums.

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Barcelona played the first leg of Ecuador’s title-deciding round last night, at home against Liga de Quito. It was the first game I’d seen in real time all season. Liga scored as soon as I put the game on, but Barcelona drew level within a few minutes. The final score was 1 to 1. The second leg will be played at the same time next week, in Liga’s stadium, where Barcelona’s record is abysmal.

The sports

Yesterday, Samuel and I viewed the best match of the last two or three years: Atlético de Madrid’s victory, in extra time, over title holders Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League’s round of 16. As brilliant as last year’s semifinals were, this game was superior – at least in terms of the overall quality of play. Both teams did what they do well. Both were fairly successful. The Liverpudlians attacked ferociously, the Colchoneros defended, and Jan Oblak was a monster at blocking shots. The Liverpudlians slowly clawed their way into the lead. But then the series was turned around by substitutes who scored three crisp goals. Thrilling, heady stuff.


I happened to watch this game rather than others because it was held in a stadium with fans. To contain the new coronavirus, fans were kept outside of other games played at the same time.

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Rumbo a la gloria eterna said the arch over the players entering the field of the Copa Libertadores Group A match between Independiente del Valle and Junior de Barranquilla. (This slogan, too, was in step with the coronavirus pandemic.) IDV won 3–0 with cracking goals, what Argentinian commentators call goles de altura – goals characteristic of the altitude.


My own team, Barcelona, lost 3–0 at title holders Flamengo. Elimination stares us in the face.

A dissection

Under our window this evening, two youths skinned and dissected a raccoon.


Who were these youths? Were they the two young Mormon missionaries who live downstairs (Elders Henderson and Parker)? We couldn’t tell. We’d never seen the missionaries out of uniform.

We’d seen them meeting other Mormons in the parking lot to ride bicycles around the neighborhood. We’d seen them sitting for hours in a parked car, surfing the Internet with their phones. But, always, they’d been in uniform.

Whoever the raccoon skinners were, their activity unnerved me. Don’t raccoons often have rabies?

And how did the youths procure the raccoon? Did they kill it? Had it already died?

And then there’s the matter of Rascal, Sterling North’s book about a boy and his raccoon, which I’d bought just last week at Goodwill. Hadn’t these young ruffians read Rascal? (Well, I haven’t read it either, but now I’m going to.)

And isn’t it a bad sign when youths cut up animals for fun?

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Karin will take our kitties to the vet’s tomorrow. Jasper’s mouth sores have returned, and little Ziva has a bleeding paw.

Howards End (the book)

Emelec beat Delfín to win the Ecuadorian championship. Barcelona failed to qualify for next year’s Copa Libertadores.

The Oakland Raiders, whom I’ve been casually following this season, came within inches of scoring the touchdown that would’ve kept their playoff hopes alive. Rather than score, they did this.

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The good news is that my health is much restored. My cold lingers but no longer pains me. I’ve been resting at home, drinking water and tea and dosing myself with Mucinex.

Karin, who’s been tending to me, is a little sicker now.

Last Friday night, we went to a birthday party for my dear grandpa (his ninetieth).

Today, the air was rather warm, and I walked for half an hour by the river. I wore a coat that one of my fellow tutors gave to me on the last day of the term.

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My newest reading project is Howards End by E.M. Forster. This is the book of the Wilcoxes vs. the Schlegels: the materialistic English vs. the romantic “German” English. The book also depicts a few representatives of the hapless English poor, whose role is to be the grass trampled upon by the two warring upper-class factions.

Fire

The Ecuadorian soccer schedue is winding down. Barcelona can no longer win the domestic league. The team still aims to qualify for next year’s Copa Libertadores.

The league title will be disputed between heroic Delfín, of Manabí Province, and dastardly Emelec. The final round consists of a two-game, home-and-away series. Emelec will be forced to stage its “home” game away from its own stadium due to an earlier misdeed (some Emelec fans burst open a water-filled plastic bag upon the manager of an opposing team).

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It’s the week before IUSB’s final exams, and tutoring is extended two hours later than usual – well into the night. I’ve been scheduled to work during most of these lonely hours. Karin sat with me tonight and pasted things into her animal sticker book.

I’m still reading the Inferno. All along, I’ve been having trouble visualizing hell. But these pictures of the wildfires in Ventura County, California, are helping a great deal.

(Thanks, Creighton P., for sharing the photos, which were published by the L.A. Times.)



La finalísima

Grêmio won in Lanús’s stadium, obtaining the Copa Libertadores for the third time. Interestingly, Grêmio’s manager became only the first Brazilian to have won the tournament as a manager and as a player.

Here you can watch the highlights. All the goals are very good. Just before Grêmio’s second goal, you can hear the announcer saying that it’s a golazo, even though the ball carrier still needs to shoot past the goalkeeper.

Grêmio dominated in both games, last night and last week. After the series, Lanús’s players all wept. Barcelona would have had a good chance of obtaining the championship against Lanús. Barcelonistas will forever rue having lost to Grêmio in the semifinal.

When we were orphans

Well, after this week, I know what it’s like to “throw out” one’s back. There were hours on Monday and Tuesday when I hardly could walk. To get to the toilet, I had to inch my way out of bed and cling along the furniture.

But I didn’t miss any work. At home, I rested. Now I feel downright spry.

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I’ve nearly finished reading Kazuo Ishiguro’s When We Were Orphans. What an odd book. It’s partly a detective story, with none of the investigative precision of the usual detective story. It’s partly a fantasy – not of fantastical physics, but of fantastical life expectations. It’s partly a heartrending memoir, with the foggiest, least reliable of memoirists.

The chaotic events and feelings of this book unfold with creeping slowness, in language exquisitely formal and unchaotic.

And yet: if this book is more admirable than affecting, more a construction than a spontaneous cry, that is not a fault.

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Barcelona played well and bravely in the second semifinal leg, winning again on Brazilian soil. But 1–0 wasn’t ample enough a victory. Grêmio advanced to play in the final. Now I shall cheer for the modest Argentinian club, Lanús.

A dire result

… in the Copa Libertadores. Barcelona lost its first semifinal game, at home, 3 goals to 0. Grêmio was the opponent.

One more semifinal game awaits. Recent “away” performances have been good, but 3–0 surely is too steep a mountain to climb.

Last night, South Bend had its first frost.

Santos vs. Barcelona

Last night, for the Copa Libertadores, Barcelona visited Santos of Brazil. The teams played the second leg of the quarterfinal stage.

Santos is the club at which the following illustrious players spent their formative years:

(1) Pelé;

(2) Robinho (a twerp); and

(3) Neymar (an arch-twerp).

Neymar has been in the headlines lately. He was caught, en pleno partido, bickering with his Paris Saint-Germain teammate, Edinson Cavani, on the question of who should take a certain penalty kick. This is what they probably said:
Cavani: “I’m PSG’s incumbent penalty-kick taker. I should take this penalty kick.”

Neymar: “My transfer to PSG cost €222 million. I should take all the penalty kicks. Give me the ball.”
I have no great love for Santos or for its twerps.

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During last week’s first leg, Santos played defensively and got a lucky goal. (To me, the goal seemed offside.) That game ended 1 to 1. And so, last night in Brazil, Barcelona was obliged to score at least one goal so as to avoid succumbing​ to the away-goals tiebreaker.

Last night’s game started with Santos attacking more than Barcelona. Then Barcelona began its onslaught. Santos retreated. Barcelona pounded and pounded, but without precision or success.

The (neutral) announcers kept talking about how Barcelona deserved to win. They had a fatalistic tone. It all seemed pretty bleak.

The goal arrived at minute 70, more or less. ¡Gol! ¡Gol! I shouted, alarming Ziva and Jasper.

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My joy was short-lived. Barcelona’s goalscorer, Jonathan Álvez, was red-carded. The teams’ roles were reversed: Barcelona defended and Santos desperately attacked.

The game turned into a high-tension brawl, typical of the Copa Libertadores. Each team suffered one more red card. Barcelona’s players guarded the result, wasting time and rolling on the ground, observing the proper etiquette.

They did just enough to win.

Santos was Barcelona’s third Brazilian opponent of this year. A fourth awaits in the semifinal: Grêmio, of Porto Alegre.

Once more to the camp

With stops, our drive to the “thumb” of Michigan took six hours. It was quite tiring – we’d stayed awake late the previous night, due to Barcelona’s victory over Palmeiras in the Copa Libertadores – and when we arrived at the camp, we wished to rest. Alas, our cabin was filled with Brianna and her noisy teenaged retinue.

One grubby youngster, Noah, unknown to us, is Brianna’s new boyfriend of some few days. The other teenagers look ganglier and greasier than last year.

“Let’s turn around and leave,” said Karin.

“Yes! Yes!” I agreed.

But we didn’t.

Instead, we went to the church service. The speaker posited a “social trinitarian” conception of the Godhead, on the basis of which he argued for the value of community – and, by extension, against leaving the church. He showed Andrei Rublev’s famous painting of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit seated together at a table. “This is a picture of God,” he said.


I was glad to view that lovely painting. But I recalled that other pictures show the Godhead as one person with three faces. The “social” doctrine isn’t the only account of the Trinity.


(Not that the speaker needed that doctrine to make his point. Community can be important even if it doesn’t exist within the Godhead.)

After church, everyone lined up for ice-cream, which was served in heaping portions. This photo shows me eating a “single.”

Reëlection

I found this spelling of the word, with its casually ostentatious ë, in a recent New Yorker article about Texas politics.

How long has this been going on?

IS THIS WHERE SOCIETY IS HEADED?

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In the Copa Libertadores, Barcelona hosted Palmeiras in the first leg of a home-and-away series.

The first half was nothing great to look at. The Brazilians disrupted play as much as possible.

In the second half, Barcelona exerted smothering control. Such famed Brazilians as Ze Roberto and Michel Bastos couldn’t keep Jonathan Álvez from bringing attack after attack up the right wing. But as the minutes passed, it looked as if Barcelona wouldn’t carry a lead into the second leg.

Therefore I was delighted when one of Álvez’s shots squeaked in in injury time.

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My parents arrived from Ecuador today. They’ll be in this country until October.

Two books about the upper crust

Barcelona defeated Botafogo in these teams’ second meeting, securing qualification to the knockout stage of the Copa Libertadores.

It was an Ecuadorian team’s first victory on Brazilian soil since 1986.

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The kitties have regained their old selves. Little Ziva is doing her favorite naughty trick, which is to tip over our drinking glasses.

She broke Karin’s favorite Pony glass: the blue glass on the far right, the one with Rainbow Dash on it.


But Karin isn’t angry. She loves Ziva very much.

Today, Ziva took a long, lovely nap with me before I went to my job.

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I’ve just finished reading two very different “histories” of high society.

First: The Secret Rooms by Catherine Bailey. This book is about the dreadful Dukes and Duchesses of Rutland:

John – the morbid and chronically unhappy ninth Duke (and, incidentally, one of the intruders upon King Tut’s tomb).

Violet – his controlling, spiteful mother.

Henry – his vulgar, ham-fisted father.

And others.

(On the other hand, John’s sister, the Lady Diana Cooper – the famous socialite and memoirist – comes off rather well.)

These are people with a shocking sense of entitlement, whose daily lives seem miserable. They are dominated by two preoccupations: (1) forcing each other into a single, inflexible cast in order hold on to their land and prestige; and (2) stifling their constant feelings of guilt and mutual loathing.

For comparison: The aristocrats in Downton Abbey are much, much nicer, though they have basically the same concerns.

The book includes a great deal about World War I and the upper-class hypocrisies that facilitated it. For me, this was the most unsettling theme.

It would be a fine book were it two hundred pages shorter. Excluding notes, it comes to about 425 pages. The book is spoiled by too much irrelevant detail.

Especially tiresome are the many dull letters it quotes in full. Their sheer number is astounding. Everyone in the upper classes seems to have written several letters each day. (Nowadays, text-messaging is a chore, but the obligations of the letter-writing culture seem to have been even more onerous.)

Sadly, none of the correspondents is a stylist of any distinction.

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Compared to the Rutland aristocrats, the high society of Savannah, Georgia, is witty and graceful – even, perhaps, joyful – certainly, more colorful. Eccentricity is celebrated among these people. Chapter after chapter of John Berendt’s Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil scrutinizes some behavior which, taken alone, would be bizarre – and yet is not bizarre, at least not when understood as a part of an organic unity.

For a partial list of the characters, I’d might as well quote from the back cover:
Genteel society ladies who compare notes on their husbands’ suicides. A hilariously foul-mouthed black drag queen. A voodoo priestess who works her roots in the graveyard at midnight. A morose inventor who owns a bottle of poison powerful enough to kill everyone in town. A prominent antiques dealer who hangs a Nazi flag from his window to disrupt the shooting of a movie. And a redneck gigolo whose conquests describe him as a “walking streak of sex.”
(As I type this, I’m reminded how many of the characters are not, strictly speaking, top-shelf; and yet each of them carries himself with an aristocratic grandeur. The drag queen, for instance, insists on being known as the Lady Chablis.)

This book is a bestiary of the sort one encounters in the later chapters of the Book of Job, where God lovingly describes each of his creatures.

Barcelona vs. Botafogo

Our own Barcelona (SC) is the joint leader of its Copa Libertadores group. Last night, without several key players, Barcelona faced the other leader, the Brazilian club Botafogo, notable this year for wearing gray socks. Like these:


Against us, though, Botafogo wore black socks.

Botafogo pressed quite hard and in the second minute earned a bogus penalty kick, which Máximo Banguera blocked. Botafogo continued pressing but Banguera kept the ball out of the goal. Gradually we began building our own attacks.

Then we scored a golazo, using a wall pass and some nifty dribbling.

Golazo hjpta,” I wrote to Stephen.

In the second half, we tried to finish off Botafogo. One time, when we were about to score, the visitors’ goalie brought an extra ball onto the field. The referee allowed play to continue. A defender stopped our attack by committing a hard foul. The ref expelled neither the goalie nor the defender.

Some minutes later, though, he unjustly expelled one of our defenders.

To cover the defender’s position, we were forced to bring in a youngster who promptly handled the ball for another penalty kick. In his run-up, the kicker appeared to make a full stop, stranding Banguera. But the ref allowed the goal to count.

Amarilla y tiro libre indirecto,” fumed Stephen.

The announcers consulted technical experts who assured them the kick was legal. But I have my doubts.

A video of the proceedings: