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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 62: Dalziel & Pascoe: “An autumn shroud”

VIENE EL OGRO – “The Ogre Is Coming” – is Diario AS’s announcement that Erling Haaland will play against Real Madrid during the next round of the UEFA Champions League.

World-class ogres are few and far between. Here is another: Warren Clarke.

As a younger man, he was one of Malcolm McDowell’s “droogs.” Eventually, he aged into stardom, becoming famous for playing Detective Superintendent Andy Dalziel of Dalziel & Pascoe. (“Dalziel” is pronounced “dee-el” or “D.L.”)


In “An Autumn Shroud” (D & P series 1, episode 3, 1996), Pascoe, the young sidekick, is away on his honeymoon, and Dalziel – unmarried, surly, aggressively vulgar, and not a little lonesome – embarks upon a motoring holiday. His car breaks down in rural Lincolnshire, in the rain. In a scene both dismal and fantastical, a funeral procession materializes, punting down one of the fenland waterways. The mourners and casket drift along in their respective little boats. The widow glances up at Dalziel. He can see through her shroud that she is beautiful. (She is played by Francesca Annis: no longer young, but still a knockout.)

She invites him to stay over in her large country house. He is intrigued. He “fancies” this widow. But he also wishes to follow up on a hunch, even though Lincolnshire isn’t on his policeman’s beat.

It turns out that the deceased is the widow’s second husband to have died by misadventure. He fell off a ladder and onto a power drill which tunnelled into his heart.

There is a distinct possibility that the next person who cozies up to this woman also will die.

Other circumstances are suspicious, too:

A young man of the household has gone missing.

The housekeeper/cook neither cooks nor keeps house, and she appears to have a lover in one of the upstairs rooms. Is it her father, the old groundskeeper? – Dalziel cynically asks.

Unpleasant spongers – adult children of the deceased and his widow – lurk about on the property. Is their mutual hatred genuine? Or does it mask a conspiracy that involves them all? They glare at Dalziel, hoping that his car will be repaired so that he can leave them to perpetrate whatever it is they wish to perpetrate.

Only the widow seems glad for Dalziel’s company – and perhaps also the patriarch, the widow’s father-in-law, a distinguished, egotistical poet. When Dalziel first meets him, he is reciting some Tennyson – the other Lincolnshire poet, the old man explains. Later, some literati travel over from the United States to award him a prize. This recognition is long overdue, he proclaims in his acceptance speech. But this bluster is another exercise in misdirection: the patriarch is more calculating than he seems. And it’s likely that the warmhearted, beautiful widow is, too.

“An Autumn Shroud” isn’t groundbreaking. It isn’t even a movie: it’s an installment in a TV show that would play for another decade. What it is is an excellent genre specimen, a satisfying piece of low-key, cozy, rainy-evening entertainment. And yet it’s a departure for the TV show as a whole. There’s little of the “another day at the police station” vibe; instead, we’re treated to a classic country-house mystery. This would be odd, except that many other serials have taken this same detour – most notably, perhaps, The Adventures of Tintin, in The Castafiore Emerald.

Think of a Western (or Red Harvest). A stranger arrives. It’s his task to “clean up the town,” to trace out how disparate threads make up the same filthy cobweb. But in a country-house mystery, the “town” has shrunk to household size. Economic and political motives still exist, but they’re dwarfed by motives of the heart.

P.S. I wrote, last month, of Cold Comfort Farm, in which a similar dynamic is at play. The renowned novelist, academic, and sometime-TV-writer Malcolm Bradbury adapted that novel for the screen. He also wrote the teleplay for “An Autumn Shroud,” adapting Reginald Hill’s novel, An April Shroud.

1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 61: Cold Comfort Farm

Samuel recovered. But then I threw up, and Daniel threw up, and Karin had other troubles, and I had other troubles and a miserable fever. My mom came over to take care of the children while I writhed in bed. After she went home, she threw up.

We’ve started to feel better. Yesterday I ate only jello, but this morning I was able to hold down some toast and eggs. Then, tonight, I was very hungry, and I had some McDonald’s. That may have been a mistake.

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Cold Comfort Farm

I’ve read Stella Gibbons’s book. It has an undercurrent of, shall we say, nihilism? Anyway, it didn’t sit well.

The movie is, if not less mocking, then gentler, more humane. A lot of the same stuff happens, but it helps that the actors are so winsome in their self-inflicted despair. (A partial roll call: Eileen Atkins, Sheila Burrell, Freddie Jones, Ian McKellen, Rufus Sewell.) You could enjoy watching these people do just about anything. May as well watch them as dismal farmers trudging around in the mud, fornicating and birthing in the hay, giving themselves up to gloom and doom.

It’s funny.

It’s even funnier that a perky distant relation, a fresh-faced Londoner (Kate Beckinsale), recently orphaned, has come to live with them to learn about “life,” so that in middle age she will be able to write a novel in the manner of Jane Austen. She’s got one thing right: even though Austen’s novels are about rich people, a lot of their appeal is due to the not-infrequent trudging around in the mud that the characters are made to do. (Or maybe that’s just what I treasure from the movies.)

Flora, the city girl, proceeds to “improve” her country relations, the Starkadders. She aims to coax them out of their despair. The ruddy cheek!

No, that’s not how the Starkadders see it. They’re so insular, they don’t think of Flora as an entitled busybody. They’re likelier to suspect her of trying to steal their precious, miserable farm. Little do they realize, her ambition is more like an Austen heroine’s: she wants to arrange everyone’s life just-so.

But then, so does Ada Doom (Burrell), the matriarch who leaves her room but twice a year – in order to count her relations and farmhands – and who obsesses over a trauma of her girlhood, which is that she “saw something nasty in the woodshed.” This trauma is her justification for discouraging the other Starkadders from imagining that they could leave the farm. Only Flora’s cousin, Seth Starkadder (Sewell), spares any thought for the outside world, and that’s because he’s a devotee of the talkies. Oh, and so does old Amos Starkadder (McKellen). He preaches fire-and-brimstone sermons every week in the Church of the Quivering Brethren. His theme is that everyone is hellbound. Not hellbound yet redeemable through Christ – hellbound, full stop. The fire will never be quenched. There’ll be no salve for the burns: “There’ll be no butter in hell!” The Brethren quiver in the ecstasy of their damnation.

David, my brother, has noticed that it’s a very short step from this famous line to the Newsboys’ Christian pop lyric, “They don’t serve breakfast in hell.” One might suspect that the Newsboys are drawing from Gibbons’s book. (Or, just possibly, from this movie, which narrowly preceded the song.)

Anyway, Flora, like Austen’s Emma, channels these interests of Seth’s and Amos’s into meaningful, if not especially admirable, enterprises, and soon she is figuring out how to do the same to everyone else on the farm. But will her own destiny be tidied up so neatly? Will she detail and execute her own life-plan, or will she relinquish a little control to gain a little wisdom?


Another medical test

The hospital called yesterday. They’d canceled my sleep observation, which had been scheduled for next week.

This was hardly surprising, what with the pandemic.

Still, it was dispiriting. Had it not been for a clerical mishap, I’d’ve been observed in January.

Who knew when the next opportunity would arise?

The hospital called again in the afternoon. Would I come in that night? Yes, I would.

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Karin and Samuel dropped me off at the hospital. I was led into a room with a large, comfortable bed and left alone to read Cold Comfort Farm until 10:00pm. Then the technicians fitted me with a CPAP mask. They attached many, many wires to my torso, legs, and head.

They turned out the lights, left the room, and instructed via intercom:

Look up and down ten times.

Look left and right ten times.

Grit your teeth.

Emit three loud snores.


After I’d done enough calisthenics, they let me sleep.

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The bed was much lovelier than my bed at home, and I didn’t mind the air blasting through tubes into my mouth and nose. What I did mind were the wires. They kept me from rolling over naturally.

But I did manage to sleep. Later, the technicians told me I’d achieved some periods of deep sleep.

(The previous test showed I’d been averaging 67 disruptive episodes for each minute of sleep.)

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I finished Cold Comfort Farm. Next to read is Chocky. My reading cycle runs from May to April; I need short books to fill my quota for the year.

I got a refund for the surplus copy I’d received of vol. 2 of the Strangers and Brothers omnibus. I again ordered vol. 3.

On the day of vol. 1’s arrival, I was all too eager; but when I tore open the package, it was a (now redundant) copy of vol. 3.

Fatherhood

We’ve moved Samuel out of our room, from the cardboard box to his crib. Karin goes to him in the night. I miss having him nearby.

Samuel has become more aware of the kitties:


They brush him with their tails.

What have I been reading?

(1) Stella Gibbons, Cold Comfort Farm;

(2) Samuel Johnson, A Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland;

and

(3) Kathryn T. Long, God in the Rainforest.

Each, in its way, is excellent. I peruse them in bed or upon the toilet, since, on most other occasions, I watch over Samuel.

The mall rats

Day Two of the winter holiday. Mary exercises at her gym; Martin cleans; Stephen cooks; I read.

Later, it might be interesting to watch some TV.

Stephen asks me to go with him to the mall. He’s itching to leave the house. Well, the mall does have a bookstore, and I do want to buy Dance Dance Dance — the sequel to the Murakami novel that I’ve just finished reading — and The Luminaries, the most recent Man Booker winner.

We’re all set to ride the bus when Mary comes downstairs: “All right, I’ll drive you to the mall.”


Then she sees Bianca sleeping on a chair.


“Hello, my little furry friend. You’re so cute. Who is it who loves you? Who is it who takes you to the vet?


I love you, Bianca. Will you cuddle with me? Do you enjoy being cuddled with? Do you like it when I hold you? Will you miss me when I go away to the mall?”

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Mary drives us to the mall.

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At Barnes & Noble I run into an IUSB student who got an F in my course. Friendly as always, he shakes my hand. I glare. I’m not very gracious in these situations.

Mary buys me The Luminaries, which turns out to be an 830-page (zodiacal!) mystery set in 19th-century New Zealand. Its prose style reminds me of Kate Beckinsale’s in the movie Cold Comfort Farm (“The golden orb had almost disappeared behind the interlacing fingers of the hawthorn”) … which is a good thing, in my opinion.

The Luminaries is Eleanor Catton’s second novel. Aged twenty-eight, four years my junior, Catton is the youngest recipient of the Man Booker Prize. Jeez Louise, I feel unaccomplished.