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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 58: Little Dieter needs to fly

R.I.P. Joseph Ratzinger – Pope Benedict XVI.

R.I.P. Pelé.

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Little Dieter Needs to Fly

When Dieter Dengler was a boy, the Allies bombed his village in the Black Forest. He was awestruck. He immediately felt that he must become a pilot.

I never wanted to go to war, he tells Werner Herzog in this documentary. But he had to, to fly.

He traveled to the United States. He joined the Air Force, was made to peel potatoes for two years, and figured out that to fly he needed to join the Navy instead.

In due course, he was sent to fly over Laos. He was shot down and taken prisoner. He escaped.

Most of the documentary shows the older Dieter back in Laos. He recounts his harrowing months as a POW. He re-enacts certain episodes.


(Uh, oh, he says in this scene, this feels a little too close to home.)

He revisits ricefields, riverbeds, jungle trails, villages. He is supplied with props. He gives a short demonstration of lighting a fire with bamboo, and another of getting loose from a set of handcuffs.


Some of the props are human beings: locals who have been hired to dress up as soldiers or villagers.


It gets weird. Dieter recalls an especially nasty confrontation which resulted in the maiming of a villager. After he tells this story, Dieter embraces the villager-prop who has been standing next to him.

You still have all your fingers, Dieter notes.

By the time these people appear in the movie, we’ve been primed to accept their status as foregrounded props. In an earlier scene at an airfield, Dieter has been posed next to a mannequin. The mannequin is irrelevant to what the scene ostensibly is about – piloting – yet it dominates the sequence.


Like the mannequin, the performers who are dressed as villagers and soldiers pose silently next to Dieter while he does the talking. They are almost purely decorative – more decorative, anyway, than the locals employed by Herzog in such jungle movies as Aguirre and Fitzcarraldo.

There is another layer of artifice. Yes, it’s Dieter who speaks, and yes, the movie recounts the story of his life, but it’s uncertain to what extent he is the author of what he says. It turns out that some of his speeches are due to Herzog. (This isn’t revealed in the documentary itself.) And some of Dieter’s behaviors – e.g., obsessively opening and closing his front door to remind himself that he is free – also were invented by Herzog. Even though Dieter is a memorable individual, it turns out that in some parts of the movie, he is Herzog’s puppet.

How free is Dieter, really?

His participation in the documentary is consensual, yet it is Herzog, not Dieter, who pulls the strings.

He is no longer in shackles or without food, but his daily existence is arranged as if he were terrified of reverting to those conditions.

Moreover, even before he became a prisoner in Laos, he was governed by a compulsion. He needed to fly.

He reminds me of no one else in the movies so much as the Japanese WW2 aircraft designer in Miyazaki’s The Wind Rises – another character who has experienced the horror of cities’ destruction, and who nonetheless goes on to contribute to bombing and killing. The aircraft designer and Dieter are both drawn irresistably to a particular craft. A vocation. Or so one would wish to call it, without quite being able to: each of these craftsmen is insufficiently reflective upon, if not totally insensitive to, whether his craft is to be used for good or ill.

Modern warfare – technically sophisticated, ultra-destructive warfare – would be impossible without such dedicated craftsmen as these.

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I am reminded of one other Miyazaki movie: Porco Rosso. Dieter visits an apparently unending “graveyard” of disused military planes.


A heaven for pilots, is how Dieter describes it.

There is a heaven for pilots in Porco Rosso. Those who have seen that movie will know what I mean.

Little Dieter opens with this quotation from Revelation 9:6: “And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it, and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.” Like Porco, Dieter is a survivor who thinks constantly of those who have died, who wonders why he still lives.

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After Dieter died in 2001, Herzog released a “postscript” consisting of footage of Dieter’s military funeral. Then, ten years after the documentary’s initial (1997) release, Herzog brought out a feature movie about Dieter’s experiences as a POW: Rescue Dawn, starring Christian Bale. I haven’t seen that movie. I wonder if it shows Dieter in a different light.

Does Herzog regret having used Dieter as his puppet? His protagonist in the documentary Grizzly Man (2005) is not used in that way. Herzog makes interjections in that documentary, too, but it is always clear that they’re his: there is no blending of his voice and the protagonist’s. (Of course, Grizzly Man’s protagonist died before Herzog became involved with his story.)

For more on Little Dieter, Grizzly Man, Rescue Dawn, and other movies, see this book.

Closing credits

This year, I read at least two books by each of these authors:
  • Henning Mankell (Faceless Killers; The Dogs of Riga)
  • Joe Queenan (One for the Books; Red Lobster, White Trash, and the Blue Lagoon)
  • Sally Rooney (Conversations with Friends; Normal People; Beautiful World, Where Are You)
  • Marjane Satrapi (Persepolis 1 and 2)
  • Jim Thompson (The Killer Inside Me; Pop. 1280)
  • Sylvia Townsend Warner (Lolly Willowes; Mr. Fortune’s Maggot)
A few of these books, I’m still working on, but I’ll’ve finished them by January 1.

Also, I enjoyed these authors:
  • H. W. Brands (I finished Dreams of El Dorado)
  • Ben Macintyre (I finished The Spy and the Traitor)
They both write popular histories/biographies. I can’t commend them enough: almost every page is rewarding.

I’m not including such deserving authors as Beatrix Potter and Margaret Wise Brown. Not because I didn’t read enough of their books or because those books are for children or are too short, but because I didn’t read them for my own sake. I also read lots of Mother Goose.

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Rooney’s Conversations with Friends may have been my favorite read of the year. That, or Roughing It, which is hilarious but doesn’t have the same narrative urgency as Conversations with Friends, even though some chapters of Roughing It are life-or-death. (Being a coming-of-age tale, Conversations only feels like it is life-or-death.) The lesson of Roughing It is this. The people of the United States are compulsive liars; also, they love to believe lies. It becomes less strange, upon reading Twain, that Donald Trump should have been elected President. The predilection for outlandish untruth has been around for a long time. Twain lampoons the lying while himself resorting to embellishment. I suppose that as a satirist, that is his right.

Chapter I of Pudd’nhead Wilson has this epigraph: “Tell the truth or trump – but get the trick.”

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Otherwise, this hasn’t been a year for getting through the classics. I did finish reading the Purgatorio. I am eager to read the Paradiso so that I can move on to the Decameron, which I became perversely eager for after I saw The Little Hours.

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On to the domestic front. I obtained a new stepfather-in-law. A nephew and a niece were born to me. My son Daniel was born in February. He’s now been outside his mother longer than he was inside her (unless each of us, in his or her earliest stage of development, is a pre-fertilized egg). For a couple of months Daniel seemed not to have a personality. Now he is an enterprising, zestful, strong-willed young man. Samuel likes him but constantly knocks him down or pushes him away, usually due to some property dispute. Daniel has learned to push back. I’m disturbed and pleased. Every night, I pray for my sons to love each other and get along; but I also want them to fight for the good, and being able to fight for the good entails being able to fight.

Ziva is the same as always: desirous of being stroked, she wakes me in the night. Jasper seemed ill – he lost many lbs. – but today the veterinarian confirmed that it’s because of the dieting we’ve been forcing him to do (he’s at his ideal weight for the first time since he took to stealing Ziva’s kitten food). Karin & I have continued our march through British TV. This has been the year of the Hobbit-like actor Ken Stott, who appears in the police procedurals Crime and, with Caroline Catz, The Vice; and of Catz’s sadly truncated Murder in Suburbia, in which two unmarried, lovelorn policewomen investigate crimes by “Karens” (“Grangerites,” in South Bend parlance). So, nothing too profound.

Of course, we all watched the World Cup.

We also explored our new neighborhood. I regularly visited the local library branch. I’d check out books and print out journal articles (up to 33 B&W pp./day, gratis). This library branch has a reputation for patron misbehavior – I learned this when I interviewed for a job there a few years ago – but I haven’t observed a single episode. This really is a tranquil part of town in which to live.

The blizzard; a lean Christmas; a border crossing

So far, this hasn’t been such a formidable blizzard, although, surely, someone is suffering from it, and for all I know someone has died or will die; and it’s costing us a chunk of change because two nights ago Karin was in a minor crash in a snowy intersection. She had to pay the other driver; her own car’s headlight was smashed; and yesterday, she found out that her car was leaking steering fluid. This is one of those mishaps that it’s dismayingly hard to budget for. (This, and Jasper’s veterinary needs, which never fail to astound.) I have called this blog entry “A Lean Christmas,” although that isn’t really true: we already have bought our goodies, and our needs are met. It might be a lean-ish winter, though.

Edoarda & Stephen have traveled to Nicaragua, as they usually do at Christmastime; on this occasion, they flew to Costa Rica first. I understand that they walked across the border with their suitcases. It’s easier than having Edoarda’s family drive across from Nicaragua and then across again.

The U.S. snowstorm wreaked havoc upon their air travel. They spent a night in an airport terminal.

John-Paul: “Have you arrived in Nicaragua?”

Stephen: “Yes.”

Stephen: “After 30 hours of planes, (sky)trains, and automobiles.”

Stephen: “We left right before the storm got too bad in South Bend. The flight almost didn’t leave.”

John-Paul: “Mom & Dad told me about most of it. How was the Costa Rica-to-Nicaragua border crossing?”

Stephen: “Not bad. Took about 30 minutes total.”

Stephen: “But then … we left behind my carry-on.”

Stephen: “Here’s what I told Mom about it:”

Stephen: “‘I have some bad news. When we crossed the border, someone in the family took my carry-on. I heard people discuss where to acomodar it as I went in the truck, but it somehow got descuidado and left at the border. I lost most of my clothes that I brought, Edo’s Christmas present, and your copy of Shantung Compound. 🙁 I’m sorry.’”

John-Paul: “I’m sorry. It sounds like the border crossing in No Country for Old Men.”

Stephen: “Ha, not that bad.”

Stephen: “Just got back from getting some new clothes. I’ll survive.”

John-Paul: “I’m sure you are as well turned out as ever.”

Stephen: “T shirts and shorts.”

Stephen: “Some underwear.”

John-Paul: “Yes, go on.”

Stephen: “Socks.”

Stephen: “That’s it.”

Stephen: “I forgot to get some zapatillas.”

(Lightly edited.)

I have returned Stephen’s copy of Faceless Killers and am reading The Dogs of Riga, which is shaping up to have more snow in it.

Two streaks; season’s reading; body-text fonts, pt. 10: Optima

A little trivia, and then I’ll be quiet about the World Cup until the South Americans’ qualification tournament begins in March.

Two venerable – for me, virtually life-long – streaks were left intact:

(1) The tournament was won by a first-round group winner. Not since 1982 has this not occurred; that year, Italy won the tournament having finished behind Poland in the first round. (Italy did win its three-team quarterfinal group.)

The lesson: A team ought to play well enough from the outset to win its group and not just qualify out of it.

(2) Even more remarkable: The final game of this World Cup featured players employed by Bayern Munich and Inter Milan, as has every World Cup final since, and including, that of 1982. Dayot Upamecano (Bayern) was a starter in this year’s final, and Kingsley Coman (Bayern) and Lautaro Martínez (Inter) came off the bench – Martínez in the 102nd minute.

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I’ve picked some Canadian or quasi-Canadian literature to read or finish reading this winter.
  • Margaret Atwood, Surfacing
  • Kate Beaton, Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands
  • Pierre Berton, The Comfortable Pew
  • Rachel Cusk, Outline
  • Robertson Davies, Tempest-Tost
  • Brian Moore, The Mangan Inheritance
  • Alice Munro, Dance of the Happy Shades
  • Howard Norman, The Northern Lights (or maybe The Bird Artist)
  • Carol Shields, The Stone Diaries
  • Bernard Suits, The Grasshopper
And I’d like to get around to watching Mon oncle Antoine.

Good luck to me.

(This is in honor of the solstice, the coming blizzard, and especially Canada’s rare and brief World Cup appearance – most of which I contrived to miss. My Internet died during one game; I was in church during another; and during the third game, I chose to watch Belgium vs. Croatia instead.)

One of the books from my list is the source of this month’s body-text sample, which is set in Hermann Zapf’s Optima. This is surely one of the most elegant typefaces, although it’s not often used for large blocks of literary text. Which is a shame. The Canadian Journal of Philosophy was set in Optima many years ago. My church’s history, Merging Streams, is set in Optima, as is Tom Wolfe’s The Painted Word. This blog currently is typeset with an Optima clone, URW Classico. Another clone is Zapf Humanist 601; a third, with old-style numerals, is Epigrafica; and a fourth, with old-style numerals and small capitals, is Ophian.

The best World Cup game I’ve seen

Why is Ángel Di María starting in the final game of the World Cup? Has the coach gone sentimental?

Yes, Di María missed the final game in 2014, and yes, he
has been a great player, but now he’s past his prime … and he was deadweight in the group stage …

This is what viewers probably thought when the match began. I thought it. Then Di María beat his markers and earned a penalty kick. A few minutes later, he scored from a counterattack. He tormented French defenders down Argentina’s left wing all the first half.

Usually, he plays on the right. It was brilliant of Scaloni to put him on the left. Mbappé, the French prodigy on the opposite corner of the field, doesn’t track back. Ever. Because he’s a spoiled brat. That invited Argentina’s right fullback, Molina, to play freely down that sideline (with help from De Paul, who’d drift outward from the middle). With Molina and De Paul covering the right, Argentina had the luxury of putting an extra player on the opposite wing. And so right-winger Di María was placed on the left.

Old man? Yes, but canny and very skillful.

France’s fullback on that side, Kounté, was overwhelmed. Dembélé, his winger, tried to help him, but defending isn’t his strength. It was Dembélé who fouled Di María. Messi converted the penalty. Then the French again lost track of Di María, and he scored on the counter.

Deschamps, the French manager, had to change his personnel. Out went Dembélé; in came a more defensive right-winger. Out went Giroud, the hardworking central forward. A defensively competent left-winger was brought in, and Mbappé, France’s vaca sagrada, was slotted into Giroud’s place. It wasn’t halftime yet, and the French already had demolished and reconfigured their lineup. Deschamps, a World Cup winner – and a former French team captain – was bowing to Mbappé, whose refusal to track back had gotten the team into this mess.

If soccer always rewarded good play, the Argentinians would have ridden out this match they were controlling. But France has a bottomless supply of talent. The substitutes – Kolo Muani, Thuram, and, later, Coman and Camavinga – changed the game. Ten minutes after the latter pair were introduced, Mbappé scored twice. He scored again, in extra time; but by then Messi had added an insurance goal for Argentina. I say “insurance goal,” not “probable winning goal,” because that’s what it always was. France is talented enough to score without playing well, without doing the right things, and that’s what happened. It was Messi’s goal, though, that virtually guaranteed Argentina’s victory, even though it wasn’t the deathblow (“Dibu” Martínez had to make a crucial save). Argentina never was going to lose the penalty shootout.

Deschamps’s conundrum over what to do with Mbappé was evident before the game. ESPN’s pundits discussed it yesterday:


The pundits suggested that Giroud might be sacrificed so that Mbappé could be given a less defensively crucial function. Sure enough, that’s what happened – eventually.

Earlier in the tournament, Brazil had similar problems accommodating Neymar and Vinícius Júnior.


(Hat tip: David.)

I am so, so happy for Messi, for Di María, for the nation of Argentina, for South America. These are longsuffering people. This was the best game of this World Cup, the best World Cup game I’ve seen; and this was the best World Cup I’ve seen. I’m glad the South Americans won; if they hadn’t, it would have meant four more years of wretchedness.

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Update, December 19. Here’s a different analysis according to which it’s not such a tactical disaster for France that Mbappé doesn’t defend.


Argentina’s key to stopping Mbappé was to leave Molina on him and to keep Hernandez, France’s left fullback, from pushing up to cause trouble for Molina. Kounté was unable to drift toward the middle to help the central defenders and midfielders; he had his hands full with Di María. So the middle was relatively unclogged, and Argentina’s midfielders had enough space in which to circulate the ball and retain possession of it. So Hernandez stayed back to defend; he didn’t go up to feed the ball to Mbappé. And, anyway, Mbappé was covered by a dedicated defender (Molina). So, Mbappé hardly touched the ball.

When Kounté did drift toward the middle to help out against Argentina’s midfielders and forwards, Dembélé had to come down to defend that corner of the field, and Di María easily beat him. Di María may be “over the hill,” but he’s still a much craftier attacker than Dembélé is a defender. This is why Di María played on the left in this game instead of on his usual side.

Mbappé’s job is always to capitalize on the other team’s mistakes in France’s attacking third of the field. He’s a glorified goal poacher – just one who begins to operate outside the penalty box. Deschamps likes to start with two goalscorers: Mbappé and Giroud. But when France was overwhelmed in the middle – which doesn’t happen in most games, because the French defensive midfielders are industrious and capable – Deschamps sacrificed the goalscorer with the shorter attacking range (Giroud).

The virtue of this interpretation is that it accounts for why, against Argentina, Hernandez didn’t go up to attack as often as against other teams.

Its shortcoming is that it doesn’t account for why Argentina’s midfielders were so dominant. De Paul, especially, would’ve had less freedom to operate near the right sideline if Mbappé were the sort of player who’d track back.

But Mbappé isn’t that sort of player.

Either way, Deschamps had to decide which sort of striker to use. Since he didn’t expect that his midfielders could work the ball into the box, he sacrificed Giroud, the striker who is less effective outside it. The gamble payed off: Mbappé scored his second goal from a play in which he began to operate from beyond the box.

What it boils down to is that France isn’t the sort of team that tries to control the midfield. It tries to bend without breaking. Then it uses many dedicated attackers – one of whom is a glory hog – to try to capitalize on the other team’s mistakes.

This was how France played in the 2018 World Cup, too.

But yesterday, Argentina’s midfielders were too good. Without attackers who were willing to help defend, France’s midfield was torn to shreds, and its attackers hardly touched the ball.

I can’t but wonder if Deschamps would have bound France to this ugly strategy had Benzema been fit. Benzema is a more collaborative player than Mbappé, and he’s a big enough star to allow a manager to craft a strategy around him instead of around Mbappé. Then again, Deschamps seems never to have been comfortable managing Benzema, a genuinely authoritative player. He’s been more willing to indulge the egotists at his disposal.

The best players, manager, referee, goal, and game of this World Cup

Check out my friend Andrew’s YouTube channel, “This Was a Movie”: “An ongoing series of overly-elaborate film essays focusing on peculiar films on the bizarre periphery of film history.”

The channel won’t just review horror movies, Andrew assures me.

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All rightie! This is my list. My First XI are italicized.

Goalkeepers: Bounou (Morocco), Livaković (Croatia), Szczęsny (Poland).

Left-sided defenders: Estupiñán (Ecuador), Théo Hernandez (France), Mazraoui (Morocco).

Right-sided defenders: Dumfries (Netherlands), Hakimi (Morocco), Molina (Argentina).

Central defenders: El Yemiq (Morocco), Gvardiol (Croatia), Otamendi (Argentina), Saïss (Morocco).

Defensive midfielders: Brozović (Croatia), Casemiro (Brazil), Kovačić (Croatia), Tchouaméni (France).

Attacking midfielders: Gapko (Netherlands), Griezmann (France).

“Mixed-use” midfielders: Amrabat (Morocco), Idrissa Gueye (Senegal), Leckie (Australia), Modrić (Croatia), Valverde (Uruguay).

Left-sided forwards: Mbappé (France), Perišić (Croatia).

Right-sided forwards: Álvarez (Argentina), Saka (England).

Central forwards: Giroud (France), Messi (Argentina).

Yes, I realize I’ve listed thirty players even though a roster is supposed to have just twenty-six. Feel free to draw four of the non-italicized players out of a hat and demote them to “alternate player” status.

Meanwhile, I’d like to add two more alternates: Aboubakar (central forward, Cameroon) and Méndez (defensive midfielder, Ecuador). They were flawless, except that they earned suspensions for accumulating yellow cards; Aboubakar accumulated two in the same match.

Not to be too patriotic, but I really don’t think that anyone apart from Hernandez and Mazraoui was a better left fullback than Estupiñán, even though he only played in three games and his third game was a letdown. (I chalk that performance up to a faulty tactical scheme.)

Besides, he was robbed of a goal.


Most valuable player: Messi.

Best-all-around player: Modrić.

Outstanding young player: Bellingham (England), with 19 years. One could make a case for Gvardiol, who is only 20 (almost 21).

Outstanding old player: Pepe (Portugal), with 39 years; he is of the immortals.

Best managers: Dalić (Croatia) and Regragui (Morocco).

Best referee: On the whole, I was most satisfied with Wilton Sampaio of Brazil. Szymon Marciniak, of Poland, will take charge of the final; he, too, is deserving.

Best goal: There were lots of excellent short-range goals in this tournament. Brazil seemed to specialize in them. But I suppose the best one was Argentina’s third goal against Croatia, scored by Álvarez and assisted by Messi.

Best game: Brazil vs. Croatia (quarterfinal).

Bonus award – best commentator: I watched on Telemundo/Peacock. My favorite commentator was the Uruguayan Sebastián “El Loco” Abreu.

A bonus poem

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Look at these trophies.
See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight.
See how they shine.
What do you think it took to become
English hammer-throwing champion nineteen sixty-nine?
Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came,
That I treated the rules with casual disdain?
Well? Like hell!
As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan?
Hmm? What?
As I chalked up my palms, did I wave my hands?
I did not!
As I started my spin, did I look at the view?
Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two?
Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation?
Do you think I altered my intended elevation?
As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt,
From the grunt I had practised for many a month?
Not a jot, not a dot did I stray from the plot.
Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten.
Not even when the hammer left my hands
And sailed high up, up above the stands, did I let myself go.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

If you want to throw the hammer for your country,
You have to stay inside the circle all the time,
And if you want to make the team,
You don’t need happiness or self-esteem,
You just need to keep your feet inside the line.

Sing, children – two, three, four!
If you want to throw the hammer for your country,
(Habinot est magitem.) [Suitable is more.]
You have to stay inside the circle all the time.
(Circular! Magitem! Magitem!) [More! More!]
And if you want to teach success,
(Aaah …)
You don’t use sympathy or tenderness.
(Tenderness …)
You have to force the little squits to toe the line!

Sing, Jenny – two, three, four!
If you want to throw the hammer for your country,
(Regotem … Regotem varia magitem …) [To guide … To guide variety more …]
You have to stay inside the circle all the time.
(Tempero es te iste is.) [Thee are to control it.]
Apply just one simple rule –
To hammer-throwing, life, and school –
Life’s a ball, so learn to throw it.
Find the bally line, and toe it,
And always keep your feet inside the line.

Now get out.
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From Matilda the Musical; lyrics by Tim Minchin.

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Samuel, in a pleading voice: “Soccer on Peacock?”

John-Paul: “Tomorrow we will watch some soccer on Peacock.”

Samuel: “We will watch Netherlands versus Japan.”

John-Paul: “We will watch Croatia versus Argentina.”

Samuel, happy: “We will watch Croatia versus Argentina.”

He has a deck of cards with flags, country names, and capitals on them. He likes to put two cards opposite each other and announce the soccer matchup. “Denmark versus North Korea.” Or else: “Germany versus Thailand.”

That’s the spirit.

His Spanish pronunciation is improving, too.

Quarterfinals 1 and 2 – the best day of the World Cup; December’s poems

I am in awe of the Croatians. They are BALLERS. I doubt I could think more highly of a soccer team.

Brazil, not so much.

The key contest was between Casemiro and Luka Modrić. (Casemiro is Brazil’s grownup.) Modrić outduelled Casemiro all game long, including during the building up of Croatia’s goal.

Other pundits have highlighted Marcelo Brozović, whose job it was to subtly close off Neymar.

The Brazilian fans sang and danced, and I was like, don’t you understand that your team is getting schooled? That the Croatians are better than the Brazilians with the ball (and, certainly, better without it)? That they are doing what they like to do, which is strenuous and sophisticated: doing it with steel and style: and the Brazilians aren’t?

Great soccer nation or not, these colorful fans are just that: fanatics.


The second quarterfinal, between Argentina and the Netherlands, was made wild by some erratic refereeing, as well as by the Netherlands’s launching long, high passes into the box in a desperate attempt to even the score. It worked; but the Argentinians, who were briefly unsettled, gathered themselves, seized control again, and won the penalty shootout.


Messi is right to complain. The ref hurt Argentina. Even so, the Argentinians used the ref to mess with the Dutch. Their breaches of etiquette – deliberately handling the ball, kicking it into the Dutch bench – were so brazen, the ref didn’t know what to do about them, and the Dutch were put out of sorts. It behooved the Dutch, who were down by two goals, to put the Argentinians out of sorts, and they did, but then the Argentinians made sure the Dutch were put out, too, and the Dutch came out worse.

Two of the day’s goals – one scored by Neymar, the other assisted by Messi – were exquisite. The Dutch worked a stunning free-kick goal.

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This month, the poem is by me.

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Sometimes, it’s hard to be a daddy
He changes diapers all day long
He changes Danny’s
He changes Sammy’s
And, as he does, he sings this song
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Apologies to Tammy Wynette.

I had to change a diaper while Morocco and Spain contested their penalty shootout in the octavos de final. I did a wipe, watched a penalty kick, did a wipe, watched a penalty kick …

All right, that wasn’t much of a poem, so here is one from The Atlantic: “Ode to Not Watching the World Cup.”

I am not convinced …

Daniel is dedicated; speech and song

What do you get when a writer and director of commercial TV is a trained phonologist (and a person evidently steeped in great literature)? Brilliant YouTube, that’s what.


In Disgrace, Coetzee writes of his protagonist:
He finds … preposterous [the premise]: “Human society has created language in order that we may communicate our thoughts, feelings and intentions to each other.” His own opinion, which he does not air, is that the origins of speech lie in song, and the origins of song in the need to fill out the overlarge and rather empty human soul.
Funny to think that iambic pentameter is what fills out the overlarge and rather empty English soul.

Un mundo inmenso’s newest video, on the Canary Islands, also touches on some distinctly musical speech.


Topography determines phonology which determines usage. (Of necessity, the speakers of this whistle-language use a lot of synonyms. The video explains.) Mindblowing stuff.

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We took Daniel to the front of the church on Sunday and dedicated him to the Lord along with three other infants. He was observed from the pews by four grandparents, two step-grandparents, and two great-grandparents, as well as by his brother, Samuel, who howled and squirmed in Karin’s dad’s arms.

Afterward, my half of the family posed for this photo. (Karin is behind the camara.)


Only two games per day now. I have World Cup withdrawal: twitching, hallucinations, etc. But yesterday I made up for it by streaming France vs. Poland a day late (it was broadcast while we were in church). Mbappé made two golazos. He is so good, but he is such a twerp. He did a couple of ostentatious, pointless backheel touches. He is out-twerping his clubmate, Neymar, who has been injured most of the tournament.

The bloodletting

Karin, Samuel, Daniel, and I all got into the car early this morning and went to the South Bend Clinic so I could have blood drawn for some routine tests. Good thing I didn’t take the bus: I had to be poked twice, and almost fainted. I lay on a bed in the clinic and the nurse revived me with orange juice and two or three cold packs.

“You can keep them,” she said. (They aren’t re-usable.)

Having blood drawn is one of those Supposedly Fun Things I’ll Never Do Again.

Meanwhile, Karin took the boys to McDonald’s and got us all some breakfast, for which I was grateful: nothing gives one an appetite like nearly fainting. Karin had plenty of time to go to McDonald’s because the lab at the clinic was crowded with patients who surely wanted to get tested early so they could go home and watch the World Cup.

Here is the bracket. The first two knockout games were played today.


I’d be glad to see the two African teams reach the semifinals on the right-hand side of the bracket. It’s not farfetched. Say what you will about Qatar as a host nation, the Islamic teams have benefited from playing in the Middle East. It’s only fair that they should be allowed to play where it feels like home, as the Western countries so often do.

On the left, I’d like to see Argentina play against Brazil. But I’d settle for Croatia.