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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 72: Jack & Sarah

Jack’s wife, Sarah, has a baby and dies. Jack grieves. One feels for him … up to a point. Is it unkind to describe his grieving as moping? Jack oscillates between episodes of mania and self-incapacitation. Burdensome, both.

One day, while he sleeps, his parents creep into his flat, deposit the infant next to him, and creep away. He snaps out of inactivity and resolves to raise his daughter. He takes her to the office; his colleagues and secretaries watch over her most of the day.

This is unsustainable. He acquires a live-in nanny: Amy, from the USA. (The movie is set in London.)

Romance ensues.

The movie unfolds as you’d expect. There are competing love-interests. Baby Sarah is cute. Amy makes Jack better.

Jack, you may have surmised, is monstrously selfish. He’s successful in his profession; he offloads other responsibilities, especially childcare, upon servants and others he treats as servants. Whether from pity or expectation of gain, people keep on volunteering to serve him. The women in his office eye him keenly. Then there is William (Ian McKellen), who once lived in a garbage bin. He weasels himself, or perhaps Jack weasels him, into Jack’s household and becomes the de facto butler (the terms of employment are unclear).

Amy (Samantha Mathis) is, of course, the exception. She has her foibles. But she is the most candid person in Jack’s life, the idea being that the U.S. is a more plainspoken country than England (cf. Four Weddings, Notting Hill, and Wimbledon; even Bridget Jones kinda works because of, rather than despite, our knowledge of where the actress is from). Jack’s mother and mother-in-law (Judi Dench and Eileen Atkins) try and try but can never get through to him as Amy does. He’s too self-absorbed for subtlety.

(My own experience in the U.S. is that the people aren’t as candid as all that. But maybe the English are desperate to have their near-relations meet an ideal they themselves fall short of.)

The great Richard E. Grant is an unusual rom-com lead. He should have a “sparkling” grin, but his eyes and mouth are terrifying. His frame is too gaunt, and his mane is combed back from too high on his head. He laughs unnervingly. He’s not a lion or wolf so much as a hyena. He makes Jack flamboyant, touchy, and pitiful.

Ebert gets it nearly right:
The screenplay … is straight off the assembly line. But by casting against type, by finding an actor whose very presence insists he is not to be disregarded, the movie works in spite of its conventions.
I say “nearly right” (the review really is spot-on about almost everything) because I wonder if the screenplay is trying to do something interesting. Jack’s (and sometimes William’s) actions, in scene after scene, are not just over-the-top, not only unreal, but irreal. One begins the movie thinking, “That would never happen. And that would never happen.” Then it dawns that this is part of the design. It’s like a screwball bit from Golden Age Hollywood, e.g. when the hunting party boards a train in The Palm Beach Story and the jolly old men take out their rifles and blow out the train’s windows and chandeliers. And William, of course, is an obvious throwback: the tramp who becomes a butler. Think of it this way, and Jack is less a monster, more a Preston Sturges temporary nutcase; his self-absorption will clear up once certain hang-ups are dispensed with. Although, in some scenes, he really does seem a monster.

Anyway, that’s how I like to think of this movie: Richard Curtis (or the like) pays homage to Preston Sturges (or the like). Not wholly successful, but worthy.


Mitfords, pt. 5

Another monstrosity: Pigeon Pie, a war novel.

At first, it seems a subdued, almost contrite work: an about-face from the fervid, jolly cynicism of Wigs on the Green.

It doesn’t stay that way. By the end, it outdoes its predecessor.

It was written in 1939. Nancy’s sister, Unity, the Hitler enthusiast, had just tried to commit suicide. The war had just begun. Heady days.

Dunkirk … the Battle of Britain … the Blitz … all were forthcoming.

The novel mocks Germans, Lord Haw-Haw, aristocratic volunteerism, the Cabinet, the House of Lords, parachutists, and real and pretending spies. The titular pigeons are messenger pigeons. None is actually baked in a pie. Some, bearing intelligence to the Nazis, are shot down over the Channel.

A surprising number of Germans drown underneath London, in the drains.

The heroine is an utter nitwit.

I confess I am very glad to have read this book.

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Daniel went to the physician again today (his own doctor, not the WIC doctor) and got shots. Karin had promised him a treat. She bought him some McDonald’s. They wouldn’t sell her a chicken McGriddle (the best kind). Maybe they don’t sell chicken at breakfast-time anymore. A bore, as the characters say in Mitford. I stayed home with Samuel, who played enthusiastically and in peace.

Since last week, we have had 60-degree (F) temperatures, then snow, then 60-degree temperatures (likely to climb to 70); snow is expected two days from now.

Back to the WIC doctor’s

… went the children yesterday. Daniel is in the 99th percentile, height-wise, and Samuel is in the 42nd; when he was Daniel’s age, he was in the 5th or 8th or thereabouts, so he is coming up nicely. We collected our WIC points and, to celebrate, bought McGriddles and hash browns (not with WIC points). Later my parents came over for Daniel’s birthday, and we ate burgers and chocolate cake. Daniel received cards, motorcars, dinosaurs, and books; Samuel, whose birthday it wasn’t, received a road map of Kentucky. And The Hobbit. Today I scolded him for coloring over Tolkien’s maps.

Samuel’s Hobbit is a gift for me, in a way, because I get nervous whenever he pulls my Hobbit off the shelf, which he started doing after he watched the cartoon starring John Huston and Orson Bean. I bought myself an extra Hobbit, too, just in case.

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“Indiana Bill Threatens Faculty Members Who Don’t Provide ‘Intellectual Diversity’ ” (Inside Higher Ed).

Ours is the latest state to have its universities meddled with.

In John Williams’s novel, Stoner (1965), a young academic ruminates with two colleagues about the purpose of the University:
“And so providence, or society, or fate, or whatever name you want to give it, has created this hovel for us, so that we can go in out of the storm. It’s for us that the University exists, for the dispossessed of the world; not for the students, not for the selfless pursuit of knowledge, not for any of the reasons that you hear. We give out the reasons, and we let a few of the ordinary ones in, those that would do in the world; but that’s just protective coloration. Like the church in the Middle Ages, which didn’t give a damn about the laity or even about God, we have our pretenses in order to survive. And we shall survive – because we have to.”
The speech is recalled later in the book:
“Gordon, do you remember something Dave Masters said once?”

Finch raised his brows in puzzlement. “Why do you bring Dave Masters up?”

Stoner looked across the room, out of the window, trying to remember. “The three of us were together, and he said – something about the University being an asylum, a refuge from the world, for the dispossessed, the crippled. But he didn’t mean Walker. Dave would have thought of Walker as – as the world. And we can’t let him in. For if we do, we become like the world, just as unreal, just as … The only hope we have is to keep him out.”
Is it a good idea to sponsor a refuge for brainy misfits? Maybe; maybe not. But force it to look like the world, and it’s no longer a refuge from the world; it’s no longer a university. It’s just another department of the world, doing the same things the world does (but issuing lots of publications). Which makes it redundant, inefficient, and certainly not worth paying for, doesn’t it? I see what you’re really up to, GOP.

Another one bites the dust; Daniel’s birthweek, pt. 2

Why haven’t I seen videos of the great Jenna Marbles in a long time?

Ah. (Wikipedia)

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For his birthday, we decided to encourage Daniel in his new interest: astronomy. We bought him a moon. Actually, it’s a spherical polyester dog toy.

It has a happy face and lots of craters. What more could you ask of a moon?


Daniel keeps saying it’s a fish.

Mitfords, pt. 4

Well, I finished reading the third Mitford book, Wigs on the Green. I kept wondering how it would earn that title.

Chapter 12 hinted that the village festival would be graced by inmates from the local madhouse for peers. (The asylum, in the deepest, darkest, most bucolic Cotswolds, is a replica of Westminster … an inspired touch.)

I thought these doddering ex-members of the House of Lords would initiate the fracas; instead, it’s contested by the village’s rival youth factions: Social Unionists (“Union Jackshirts”) and Pacifists.

One roots for the Union Jackshirts.

The fight scene is a jovial and rousing climax. Alas, the book is mean-spirited on the whole; indeed, distressingly personal.

Who writes a novel mocking one’s little sister? (Even if she is gaga for Hitler.)

A cloistered aristocrat, that’s who.

Still, the book’s scorn isn’t directed against the young fascist heroine – or even her reactionary ancestors – so much as against her cynical hangers-on.

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This is Daniel’s last week before his “terrible twos.”

He’s into planets. He plays for hours with softballs, stress balls, and clementines.

Jupiter Planet.

Saturn Planet.

Mars.

Tune (Neptune).

Key (Mercury).

He loves to remove his pants and diaper and streak through the house. We’ve gone back to dressing him in bodysuits, which he can’t take off by himself. We’ve had to buy larger bodysuits to cover his growing frame. He’s less than a head shorter than Samuel.

February’s poem

It’s by Yeats:

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When you are old and grey and full of sleep,
And nodding by the fire, take down this book,
And slowly read, and dream of the soft look
Your eyes had once, and of their shadows deep;

How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true,
But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

And bending down beside the glowing bars,
Murmur, a little sadly, how Love fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid his face amid a crowd of stars.
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After the Super Bowl, Samuel wanted to listen to Taylor Swift.


Taylor: “She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts …”

Samuel: “I wear t-shirts. And underwear.”

Yes, he does.

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Karin & I spent our Valentine’s outing (yesterday) getting haircuts and eating at Hacienda. Most years, we eat in the mall food court, so this was a step up.

Wheel, Jeopardy!, and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days played on TV in the restaurant.

I really love Karin.

Murders on Orient Expresses

Hail to the Chiefs! Great team; great Super Bowl.

I tire of seeing the same teams succeed; but I wouldn’t mind if Reid, Mahomes & Co. kept on winning. This is saying something. I’ve despised the Chiefs most of my life.

I wish Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift all the best. ❤

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Speaking again of Kenneth Branagh: Here is a lovely video contrasting his (2017) and Sidney Lumet’s (1974) versions of Murder on the Orient Express.


I haven’t seen either movie. I don’t like the novel, although I love Christie and this is one of her most acclaimed works.

Cinema – Lumet’s kind, anyway – might be the best format for this story. What distinguishes each of these briskly treated characters is physicality: wrinkles, sex appeal, vigor, accent, clothes, etc. Stuff of cinema.

Christie was a dramatist, too. That’s what those suspects-gathered-in-one-room scenes at the end of her novels really are: theatre.

Mitfords, pt. 3; body-text fonts, pt. 24: Sabon

Watching Branagh’s Much Ado, in installments. Samuel runs around yelling, “Hey, nonny nonny.”

Reading N. Mitford’s Wigs on the Green, a comic novel about an aristocratic teenage fascist. Somehow I didn’t expect this kind of heroine, although I knew about the Mitford sisters: “Diana the Fascist, Jessica the Communist, Unity the Hitler-lover; Nancy the Novelist; Deborah the Duchess and Pamela the unobtrusive poultry connoisseur” (Ben Macintyre’s descriptions, although he qualifies them as “caricatures”).


The novel is Springtime for Hitler-esque, but from before WW2 (1935).

I can understand why this family has a cult following. But the more I look into the Mitfords’ background, the less fantastical and more soberly realistic the novels seem.

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Is there a name for the déjà vu-like feeling you get when you encounter the less recent past and relive the more recent past (or the present)? I got it today from some toilet-reading: the chapter on Andrew Jackson in Barbara Holland’s Hail to the Chiefs: Presidential Mischief, Morals & Malarkey from George W. to George W.


(The footnote says: “All except non-folks like women, blacks, and Indians.”)

The typeface is the Garamond-like Sabon.


(The footnote says: “ ‘Ignorant, passionate and imbicile’ and ‘fierce ungovernable temper’ were some of the kinder descriptions. Jefferson said he couldn’t possibly think of anyone worse to be President.”)

Notice how the italic letters are just as wide as the Roman letters. This feature is unusual for this sort of typeface. A successor, Sabon Next, has narrower italics.

Better than Arlington

Stephen shared these photos of the Estadio Municipal, in amazing El Alto, Bolivia (which has rapidly become the country’s second-largest city, with just under a million people).


The stadium’s elevation is 4095 meters or 13,435 feet. More or less. (I’ve seen slightly different figures on different websites.) La Paz’s feared Hernando Siles Stadium is more than a thousand feet lower. The Azteca in Mexico City – itself renowned for altitude – is only fifty-four percent as high.

The stadium’s chief tenant is Club Always Ready, which has enjoyed success in recent years.

The capacity is 20,000 to 25,000 spectators. The grass is fake.

Some people dream of viewing a match in the Bernabéu, the Bombonera, or Wembley. I dream of going places like El Alto.

Have I mentioned that I once rather seriously contemplated working in sports journalism, traveling to Ciudad del Este, Cusco, and Manaus to report on CONMEBOL tournaments for dedicated English-language readers? The demand for that service would have been approximately the same as the demand for what I do now.



A February stroll

An early spring, says Punxsutawney Phil, whose predictive record is mixed (good on temperature, bad on seasonal change). What with yesterday’s fifty-plus Fahrenheit degrees, we led our boys on a long walk through the parking lots of Western Avenue. Karin was carrying a gift card, so we popped into a Dairy Queen, rested in the armchairs of the café section, watched a couple of awful sitcoms on the big TV, and snacked. The boys mostly behaved themselves.

(As I write this, in the sanctity of our home, Samuel lies next to me on the sofa; Daniel climbs up the back of the sofa and jumps on Samuel; then, Samuel twists Daniel’s nose. Rinse, repeat. They think it’s a great game. I think it’s a great way to break someone’s bones. Mine, probably.)

(I should have finished reading King Solomon’s Mines by now, but Daniel threw it from a great height and broke its spine. My new used copy should arrive tomorrow.)

Anyway. We also toured a small African/Caribbean food mart. It sells unusual tubers, legumes, grains, flours, and many kinds of rice and canned herring. Of course I wouldn’t know what to do with most of these foods. I was familiar with certain Goya products: plantain chips; cassava/yuca chips; and malta, which I am curious to see Karin try some day.

I would have bought some chips out of politeness, but the clerk stayed in the back office, on her phone, and I thought it kinder not to disturb her.

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In case you wonder why the fonts look different: The website that provided URW Classico got glitchy, so I switched back to Charter for the body text and to IM Fell French Canon for the blog post titles.