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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 5: Happy Gilmore

Let’s begin with Roger Ebert’s review (he graded the movie just 1.5 stars out of 4):
Happy Gilmore tells the story of a violent sociopath. Since it’s about golf, that makes it a comedy. …

The Happy Gilmore character is strange. I guess we are supposed to like him. … Yet, as played by [Adam] Sandler, he doesn’t have a pleasing personality: He seems angry even when he’s not supposed to be, and his habit of pounding everyone he dislikes is tiring in a PG-13 movie.
All true. Even so, millions of viewers have found themselves rooting for Happy. They’ve enjoyed his profanity, his violence, his relentless petulance.

Why?

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It isn’t that Happy has a good excuse for his behavior. (The opening monolog, which informs us of a childhood tragedy, is too glib to make us sympathetic.)

Rather, it’s that in the dark recesses of our brains, many of us also feel like using swear words and breaking things. And hurting people: especially, authority figures and rich jerks who look down on everybody else.

Happy Gilmore is a fantasy about acting on these desires and getting away with it.

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In an early sequence, the coach of the local ice hockey team cuts Happy after a tryout.

“Gilmore … Gilmore … I called your number, didn’t I? … Well, better luck next year,” he jeers.

“That wasn’t very nice,” complains Happy, and he punches the coach in the stomach. Arguably, this is an even less nice thing to do, but it manages to be funny because of how Sandler delivers the line. Happy may be violent, but he’s also a whiner, a bit of an Eeyore. As many of us are.

Here’s a screenshot that shows Happy berating a golf ball because it won’t go into the hole.


This is absurd, of course.

So is Luis Suárez’s behavior on the soccer field when he bites rival players. (Suárez even looks a bit like Adam Sandler.)

And yet, at least for me, Suárez’s behavior isn’t so offputting. There’s something universal about his urge to bite people. What’s more, I’m not as put off by Suárez as I am by, e.g., Neymar or Cristiano Ronaldo. Suárez may be petulant, but he lacks the others’ sense of entitlement. This makes him more interesting than the typical spoilt brat.

The same is true of Happy Gilmore.

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Happy finds unlikely success – not in the uncouth world of hockey, but in the snooty one of golf. Alas, his abhorrent personality remains unchanged. He still wants to damage things. He still feels unduly sorry for himself.

His susceptibility to these temptations is aggravated because the culture of golfing is so hateful.

If anyone deserves to have his ass whupped, it’s Happy’s nemesis, Shooter McGavin, the leading golfer on the pro tour. Shooter is just as morally stunted as Happy is. Only, he considers himself entitled to his success, and so he’s more loathsome. Shooter is the Cristiano Ronaldo of the story.

One reason why we root for Happy is that we want him to defeat Shooter. But Shooter is just one antagonist; indeed, Happy has been laughed at his whole life.

The downtrodden – the “unwashed” – consider Happy to be one of their own. They begin to spectate his golfing events. The golfing authorities regard this as a mixed blessing. On the one hand, they’re glad for the rise in TV ratings. On the other, they detest the new fan base. They fear that one day the “unwashed” will exert too much power over the sport.

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In 1996, it might have seemed to viewers that Tonya Harding, the figure skater, was the movie’s real-life inspiration. (Perhaps the movie nods to Harding when it stages the early part of Happy’s athletic career upon the ice.)

Like Happy, Harding came up from oblivion to excel in a snob sport, and she drew a cult following along with the contempt of the “establishment.” In her case, also, violence was at the center of her notoriety.

Nowadays, there’s another intriguing real-life parallel to Happy Gilmore: Donald Trump. Trump’s behavior, like Happy’s, is well beyond the pale. Trump also has ascended because of the media’s willingness to promote a spectacle, and his followers include many who despise the “established” classes (as well they might).

Now that Trump looms larger than anyone else in the country, Happy Gilmore seems prescient. This is an amazing development. I wonder what Ebert would have made of it.

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Recall the sequence that I linked to earlier, in which Happy pummels his hockey coach. After the tryout, Happy goes home and discovers his girlfriend walking out on him. He pleads with her, then insults her, then pleads with her, then insults her. She leaves. Later, Happy tells people that she’s been killed in an accident.

This suggests that Happy is worse than petulant. He’s downright chilling.

Again, I’m reminded of Trump: not because he’s wished a violent death upon an ex-partner (I have no reason to believe that he has) but because of the menace that underlies so many of his actions and words.

And yet Trump is so, so fascinating to watch; and the loathsome career politicians who despise him now must go along with him. I’ve enjoyed seeing them stew.

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In the end, I think Ebert is right: Happy isn’t very likable. And yet many of us root for him. This says something interesting about us, whether or not the movie intends it.

An ill wife; la sub-20; Premier League strikers; N’Golo Kanté

Karin’s been ill. Today I finally persuaded her to stay at home. She works six days each week, and, during her days off, she goes to church and either counts the offering money or teaches Sunday school.

Right now, she appears to be sleeping comfortably, which makes me happy.

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Ecuador’s sub-20 lads finished second in the continental tourney, two places higher than they needed to. The Uruguayans finished first. Their team easily was the best.

The Brazilians, runners-up two years ago in the under-20 World Cup, finished fifth in South America and failed to qualify for this year’s global tourney. In the matches that I watched, they looked simply awful.

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I wonder how the Brazilians would’ve fared if they’d called up their latest national hope, the 19-year-old striker, Gabriel Jesus, who’s been starting for Man City. This young man is quite the sensation. After just a few of his performances in the Premier League, the soap opera has become: What’ll happen to Sergio Agüero? (Agüero is the team’s established goalscorer. For several years, he’s been quite deadly with Man City, though not so much with Argentina.)

Ship him out, says one Yahoo! columnist. Maybe swap him for Alexis Sánchez.

Such drama. In this league, it appears that any given striker is disposable. (Luis Suárez was the last striker who definitely wasn’t.)

There was talk earlier this season of the transcendence of Diego Costa. Then he pouted and got benched a little, and his team performed just as well without him.

Now people are talking about his teammate, Eden Hazard. Hazard is good, but if he were to play for Leicester City, he’d be a shadow of his precocious self (as, last season, he was a shadow; as, this season, all the Leicester players are mere shadows).

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Meanwhile, N’Golo Kanté makes a humble living chewing up the league. He’s like a buzzsaw perched upon a Roomba. Last season, Sir Alex Ferguson said that Kanté was the league’s best player by far. But Kanté’s goalscoring teammates got the accolades.

This season, playing with even more illustrious teammates, Kanté might be named the Player of the Year.

Kanté’s is an up-close style. His long passing is not remarkable. His best passes are like dribbles: they’re short touches. His specialty is arriving early to where the ball is traveling and then shoving himself between the ball and the opponent carrying it.

He excels at this because he’s tiny. He’ll run into a thicket of players and come out with the ball. He likes thickets; he seeks them out; he foresees better than the other players how the ball will carom off the others’ legs.

(Today I added a footnote about N’Golo Kanté to my dissertation.)

Costa Rica 0, England 0; Uruguay 1, Italy 0; Colombia 4, Japan 1; Greece 2, Ivory Coast 1

They fight
They bite
They bite and fight and bite
Bite, bite, bite
Fight, fight, fight
The Uruguayans scored late against the Italians, who spent most of the game running out the clock. What everyone is talking about, though, is how Luis Suárez bit yet another opponent. (It’s the third time in his career he’s done this.) And so the tournament probably is over for one of the world’s most exciting players.

Now Uruguay will likely lose against Colombia, the team with the most flair. Last night the Colombian bench players overwhelmed the Japanese. Their fourth goal was one of the tournament’s prettiest.

Touchingly, the Colombians gave some minutes to Faryd Mondragón — their 1998 goalie, now a substitute — making him, at 43, the oldest player in World Cup history.

The Greeks, who’d previously done nothing, knocked out the Ivorians with a stoppage-time penalty. Was it well-called? You decide. The referee was Ecuadorian. Today Ecuador will play its last group game; the referee is from the Ivory Coast.

Colombia 2, Ivory Coast 1; Uruguay 2, England 1; Greece 0, Japan 0

Tonight we’ll play against Honduras. Do-or-die.

Uruguayan Luis Suárez, inactive previously, scored twice against the English. What a difference one player makes. … Against the Ivorians, Colombia’s star was Old Man Yepes, playing his one-hundredth game (this tournament, I’ve not seen a neater tackler). His team qualified for Round 2 due to Japan’s dour draw with Greece.