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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 58: Little Dieter needs to fly

R.I.P. Joseph Ratzinger – Pope Benedict XVI.

R.I.P. Pelé.

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Little Dieter Needs to Fly

When Dieter Dengler was a boy, the Allies bombed his village in the Black Forest. He was awestruck. He immediately felt that he must become a pilot.

I never wanted to go to war, he tells Werner Herzog in this documentary. But he had to, to fly.

He traveled to the United States. He joined the Air Force, was made to peel potatoes for two years, and figured out that to fly he needed to join the Navy instead.

In due course, he was sent to fly over Laos. He was shot down and taken prisoner. He escaped.

Most of the documentary shows the older Dieter back in Laos. He recounts his harrowing months as a POW. He re-enacts certain episodes.


(Uh, oh, he says in this scene, this feels a little too close to home.)

He revisits ricefields, riverbeds, jungle trails, villages. He is supplied with props. He gives a short demonstration of lighting a fire with bamboo, and another of getting loose from a set of handcuffs.


Some of the props are human beings: locals who have been hired to dress up as soldiers or villagers.


It gets weird. Dieter recalls an especially nasty confrontation which resulted in the maiming of a villager. After he tells this story, Dieter embraces the villager-prop who has been standing next to him.

You still have all your fingers, Dieter notes.

By the time these people appear in the movie, we’ve been primed to accept their status as foregrounded props. In an earlier scene at an airfield, Dieter has been posed next to a mannequin. The mannequin is irrelevant to what the scene ostensibly is about – piloting – yet it dominates the sequence.


Like the mannequin, the performers who are dressed as villagers and soldiers pose silently next to Dieter while he does the talking. They are almost purely decorative – more decorative, anyway, than the locals employed by Herzog in such jungle movies as Aguirre and Fitzcarraldo.

There is another layer of artifice. Yes, it’s Dieter who speaks, and yes, the movie recounts the story of his life, but it’s uncertain to what extent he is the author of what he says. It turns out that some of his speeches are due to Herzog. (This isn’t revealed in the documentary itself.) And some of Dieter’s behaviors – e.g., obsessively opening and closing his front door to remind himself that he is free – also were invented by Herzog. Even though Dieter is a memorable individual, it turns out that in some parts of the movie, he is Herzog’s puppet.

How free is Dieter, really?

His participation in the documentary is consensual, yet it is Herzog, not Dieter, who pulls the strings.

He is no longer in shackles or without food, but his daily existence is arranged as if he were terrified of reverting to those conditions.

Moreover, even before he became a prisoner in Laos, he was governed by a compulsion. He needed to fly.

He reminds me of no one else in the movies so much as the Japanese WW2 aircraft designer in Miyazaki’s The Wind Rises – another character who has experienced the horror of cities’ destruction, and who nonetheless goes on to contribute to bombing and killing. The aircraft designer and Dieter are both drawn irresistably to a particular craft. A vocation. Or so one would wish to call it, without quite being able to: each of these craftsmen is insufficiently reflective upon, if not totally insensitive to, whether his craft is to be used for good or ill.

Modern warfare – technically sophisticated, ultra-destructive warfare – would be impossible without such dedicated craftsmen as these.

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I am reminded of one other Miyazaki movie: Porco Rosso. Dieter visits an apparently unending “graveyard” of disused military planes.


A heaven for pilots, is how Dieter describes it.

There is a heaven for pilots in Porco Rosso. Those who have seen that movie will know what I mean.

Little Dieter opens with this quotation from Revelation 9:6: “And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it, and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.” Like Porco, Dieter is a survivor who thinks constantly of those who have died, who wonders why he still lives.

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After Dieter died in 2001, Herzog released a “postscript” consisting of footage of Dieter’s military funeral. Then, ten years after the documentary’s initial (1997) release, Herzog brought out a feature movie about Dieter’s experiences as a POW: Rescue Dawn, starring Christian Bale. I haven’t seen that movie. I wonder if it shows Dieter in a different light.

Does Herzog regret having used Dieter as his puppet? His protagonist in the documentary Grizzly Man (2005) is not used in that way. Herzog makes interjections in that documentary, too, but it is always clear that they’re his: there is no blending of his voice and the protagonist’s. (Of course, Grizzly Man’s protagonist died before Herzog became involved with his story.)

For more on Little Dieter, Grizzly Man, Rescue Dawn, and other movies, see this book.

Closing credits

This year, I read at least two books by each of these authors:
  • Henning Mankell (Faceless Killers; The Dogs of Riga)
  • Joe Queenan (One for the Books; Red Lobster, White Trash, and the Blue Lagoon)
  • Sally Rooney (Conversations with Friends; Normal People; Beautiful World, Where Are You)
  • Marjane Satrapi (Persepolis 1 and 2)
  • Jim Thompson (The Killer Inside Me; Pop. 1280)
  • Sylvia Townsend Warner (Lolly Willowes; Mr. Fortune’s Maggot)
A few of these books, I’m still working on, but I’ll’ve finished them by January 1.

Also, I enjoyed these authors:
  • H. W. Brands (I finished Dreams of El Dorado)
  • Ben Macintyre (I finished The Spy and the Traitor)
They both write popular histories/biographies. I can’t commend them enough: almost every page is rewarding.

I’m not including such deserving authors as Beatrix Potter and Margaret Wise Brown. Not because I didn’t read enough of their books or because those books are for children or are too short, but because I didn’t read them for my own sake. I also read lots of Mother Goose.

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Rooney’s Conversations with Friends may have been my favorite read of the year. That, or Roughing It, which is hilarious but doesn’t have the same narrative urgency as Conversations with Friends, even though some chapters of Roughing It are life-or-death. (Being a coming-of-age tale, Conversations only feels like it is life-or-death.) The lesson of Roughing It is this. The people of the United States are compulsive liars; also, they love to believe lies. It becomes less strange, upon reading Twain, that Donald Trump should have been elected President. The predilection for outlandish untruth has been around for a long time. Twain lampoons the lying while himself resorting to embellishment. I suppose that as a satirist, that is his right.

Chapter I of Pudd’nhead Wilson has this epigraph: “Tell the truth or trump – but get the trick.”

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Otherwise, this hasn’t been a year for getting through the classics. I did finish reading the Purgatorio. I am eager to read the Paradiso so that I can move on to the Decameron, which I became perversely eager for after I saw The Little Hours.

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On to the domestic front. I obtained a new stepfather-in-law. A nephew and a niece were born to me. My son Daniel was born in February. He’s now been outside his mother longer than he was inside her (unless each of us, in his or her earliest stage of development, is a pre-fertilized egg). For a couple of months Daniel seemed not to have a personality. Now he is an enterprising, zestful, strong-willed young man. Samuel likes him but constantly knocks him down or pushes him away, usually due to some property dispute. Daniel has learned to push back. I’m disturbed and pleased. Every night, I pray for my sons to love each other and get along; but I also want them to fight for the good, and being able to fight for the good entails being able to fight.

Ziva is the same as always: desirous of being stroked, she wakes me in the night. Jasper seemed ill – he lost many lbs. – but today the veterinarian confirmed that it’s because of the dieting we’ve been forcing him to do (he’s at his ideal weight for the first time since he took to stealing Ziva’s kitten food). Karin & I have continued our march through British TV. This has been the year of the Hobbit-like actor Ken Stott, who appears in the police procedurals Crime and, with Caroline Catz, The Vice; and of Catz’s sadly truncated Murder in Suburbia, in which two unmarried, lovelorn policewomen investigate crimes by “Karens” (“Grangerites,” in South Bend parlance). So, nothing too profound.

Of course, we all watched the World Cup.

We also explored our new neighborhood. I regularly visited the local library branch. I’d check out books and print out journal articles (up to 33 B&W pp./day, gratis). This library branch has a reputation for patron misbehavior – I learned this when I interviewed for a job there a few years ago – but I haven’t observed a single episode. This really is a tranquil part of town in which to live.

The blizzard; a lean Christmas; a border crossing

So far, this hasn’t been such a formidable blizzard, although, surely, someone is suffering from it, and for all I know someone has died or will die; and it’s costing us a chunk of change because two nights ago Karin was in a minor crash in a snowy intersection. She had to pay the other driver; her own car’s headlight was smashed; and yesterday, she found out that her car was leaking steering fluid. This is one of those mishaps that it’s dismayingly hard to budget for. (This, and Jasper’s veterinary needs, which never fail to astound.) I have called this blog entry “A Lean Christmas,” although that isn’t really true: we already have bought our goodies, and our needs are met. It might be a lean-ish winter, though.

Edoarda & Stephen have traveled to Nicaragua, as they usually do at Christmastime; on this occasion, they flew to Costa Rica first. I understand that they walked across the border with their suitcases. It’s easier than having Edoarda’s family drive across from Nicaragua and then across again.

The U.S. snowstorm wreaked havoc upon their air travel. They spent a night in an airport terminal.

John-Paul: “Have you arrived in Nicaragua?”

Stephen: “Yes.”

Stephen: “After 30 hours of planes, (sky)trains, and automobiles.”

Stephen: “We left right before the storm got too bad in South Bend. The flight almost didn’t leave.”

John-Paul: “Mom & Dad told me about most of it. How was the Costa Rica-to-Nicaragua border crossing?”

Stephen: “Not bad. Took about 30 minutes total.”

Stephen: “But then … we left behind my carry-on.”

Stephen: “Here’s what I told Mom about it:”

Stephen: “‘I have some bad news. When we crossed the border, someone in the family took my carry-on. I heard people discuss where to acomodar it as I went in the truck, but it somehow got descuidado and left at the border. I lost most of my clothes that I brought, Edo’s Christmas present, and your copy of Shantung Compound. 🙁 I’m sorry.’”

John-Paul: “I’m sorry. It sounds like the border crossing in No Country for Old Men.”

Stephen: “Ha, not that bad.”

Stephen: “Just got back from getting some new clothes. I’ll survive.”

John-Paul: “I’m sure you are as well turned out as ever.”

Stephen: “T shirts and shorts.”

Stephen: “Some underwear.”

John-Paul: “Yes, go on.”

Stephen: “Socks.”

Stephen: “That’s it.”

Stephen: “I forgot to get some zapatillas.”

(Lightly edited.)

I have returned Stephen’s copy of Faceless Killers and am reading The Dogs of Riga, which is shaping up to have more snow in it.

Two streaks; season’s reading; body-text fonts, pt. 10: Optima

A little trivia, and then I’ll be quiet about the World Cup until the South Americans’ qualification tournament begins in March.

Two venerable – for me, virtually life-long – streaks were left intact:

(1) The tournament was won by a first-round group winner. Not since 1982 has this not occurred; that year, Italy won the tournament having finished behind Poland in the first round. (Italy did win its three-team quarterfinal group.)

The lesson: A team ought to play well enough from the outset to win its group and not just qualify out of it.

(2) Even more remarkable: The final game of this World Cup featured players employed by Bayern Munich and Inter Milan, as has every World Cup final since, and including, that of 1982. Dayot Upamecano (Bayern) was a starter in this year’s final, and Kingsley Coman (Bayern) and Lautaro Martínez (Inter) came off the bench – Martínez in the 102nd minute.

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I’ve picked some Canadian or quasi-Canadian literature to read or finish reading this winter.
  • Margaret Atwood, Surfacing
  • Kate Beaton, Ducks: Two Years in the Oil Sands
  • Pierre Berton, The Comfortable Pew
  • Rachel Cusk, Outline
  • Robertson Davies, Tempest-Tost
  • Brian Moore, The Mangan Inheritance
  • Alice Munro, Dance of the Happy Shades
  • Howard Norman, The Northern Lights (or maybe The Bird Artist)
  • Carol Shields, The Stone Diaries
  • Bernard Suits, The Grasshopper
And I’d like to get around to watching Mon oncle Antoine.

Good luck to me.

(This is in honor of the solstice, the coming blizzard, and especially Canada’s rare and brief World Cup appearance – most of which I contrived to miss. My Internet died during one game; I was in church during another; and during the third game, I chose to watch Belgium vs. Croatia instead.)

One of the books from my list is the source of this month’s body-text sample, which is set in Hermann Zapf’s Optima. This is surely one of the most elegant typefaces, although it’s not often used for large blocks of literary text. Which is a shame. The Canadian Journal of Philosophy was set in Optima many years ago. My church’s history, Merging Streams, is set in Optima, as is Tom Wolfe’s The Painted Word. This blog currently is typeset with an Optima clone, URW Classico. Another clone is Zapf Humanist 601; a third, with old-style numerals, is Epigrafica; and a fourth, with old-style numerals and small capitals, is Ophian.

The best World Cup game I’ve seen

Why is Ángel Di María starting in the final game of the World Cup? Has the coach gone sentimental?

Yes, Di María missed the final game in 2014, and yes, he
has been a great player, but now he’s past his prime … and he was deadweight in the group stage …

This is what viewers probably thought when the match began. I thought it. Then Di María beat his markers and earned a penalty kick. A few minutes later, he scored from a counterattack. He tormented French defenders down Argentina’s left wing all the first half.

Usually, he plays on the right. It was brilliant of Scaloni to put him on the left. Mbappé, the French prodigy on the opposite corner of the field, doesn’t track back. Ever. Because he’s a spoiled brat. That invited Argentina’s right fullback, Molina, to play freely down that sideline (with help from De Paul, who’d drift outward from the middle). With Molina and De Paul covering the right, Argentina had the luxury of putting an extra player on the opposite wing. And so right-winger Di María was placed on the left.

Old man? Yes, but canny and very skillful.

France’s fullback on that side, Kounté, was overwhelmed. Dembélé, his winger, tried to help him, but defending isn’t his strength. It was Dembélé who fouled Di María. Messi converted the penalty. Then the French again lost track of Di María, and he scored on the counter.

Deschamps, the French manager, had to change his personnel. Out went Dembélé; in came a more defensive right-winger. Out went Giroud, the hardworking central forward. A defensively competent left-winger was brought in, and Mbappé, France’s vaca sagrada, was slotted into Giroud’s place. It wasn’t halftime yet, and the French already had demolished and reconfigured their lineup. Deschamps, a World Cup winner – and a former French team captain – was bowing to Mbappé, whose refusal to track back had gotten the team into this mess.

If soccer always rewarded good play, the Argentinians would have ridden out this match they were controlling. But France has a bottomless supply of talent. The substitutes – Kolo Muani, Thuram, and, later, Coman and Camavinga – changed the game. Ten minutes after the latter pair were introduced, Mbappé scored twice. He scored again, in extra time; but by then Messi had added an insurance goal for Argentina. I say “insurance goal,” not “probable winning goal,” because that’s what it always was. France is talented enough to score without playing well, without doing the right things, and that’s what happened. It was Messi’s goal, though, that virtually guaranteed Argentina’s victory, even though it wasn’t the deathblow (“Dibu” Martínez had to make a crucial save). Argentina never was going to lose the penalty shootout.

Deschamps’s conundrum over what to do with Mbappé was evident before the game. ESPN’s pundits discussed it yesterday:


The pundits suggested that Giroud might be sacrificed so that Mbappé could be given a less defensively crucial function. Sure enough, that’s what happened – eventually.

Earlier in the tournament, Brazil had similar problems accommodating Neymar and Vinícius Júnior.


(Hat tip: David.)

I am so, so happy for Messi, for Di María, for the nation of Argentina, for South America. These are longsuffering people. This was the best game of this World Cup, the best World Cup game I’ve seen; and this was the best World Cup I’ve seen. I’m glad the South Americans won; if they hadn’t, it would have meant four more years of wretchedness.

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Update, December 19. Here’s a different analysis according to which it’s not such a tactical disaster for France that Mbappé doesn’t defend.


Argentina’s key to stopping Mbappé was to leave Molina on him and to keep Hernandez, France’s left fullback, from pushing up to cause trouble for Molina. Kounté was unable to drift toward the middle to help the central defenders and midfielders; he had his hands full with Di María. So the middle was relatively unclogged, and Argentina’s midfielders had enough space in which to circulate the ball and retain possession of it. So Hernandez stayed back to defend; he didn’t go up to feed the ball to Mbappé. And, anyway, Mbappé was covered by a dedicated defender (Molina). So, Mbappé hardly touched the ball.

When Kounté did drift toward the middle to help out against Argentina’s midfielders and forwards, Dembélé had to come down to defend that corner of the field, and Di María easily beat him. Di María may be “over the hill,” but he’s still a much craftier attacker than Dembélé is a defender. This is why Di María played on the left in this game instead of on his usual side.

Mbappé’s job is always to capitalize on the other team’s mistakes in France’s attacking third of the field. He’s a glorified goal poacher – just one who begins to operate outside the penalty box. Deschamps likes to start with two goalscorers: Mbappé and Giroud. But when France was overwhelmed in the middle – which doesn’t happen in most games, because the French defensive midfielders are industrious and capable – Deschamps sacrificed the goalscorer with the shorter attacking range (Giroud).

The virtue of this interpretation is that it accounts for why, against Argentina, Hernandez didn’t go up to attack as often as against other teams.

Its shortcoming is that it doesn’t account for why Argentina’s midfielders were so dominant. De Paul, especially, would’ve had less freedom to operate near the right sideline if Mbappé were the sort of player who’d track back.

But Mbappé isn’t that sort of player.

Either way, Deschamps had to decide which sort of striker to use. Since he didn’t expect that his midfielders could work the ball into the box, he sacrificed Giroud, the striker who is less effective outside it. The gamble payed off: Mbappé scored his second goal from a play in which he began to operate from beyond the box.

What it boils down to is that France isn’t the sort of team that tries to control the midfield. It tries to bend without breaking. Then it uses many dedicated attackers – one of whom is a glory hog – to try to capitalize on the other team’s mistakes.

This was how France played in the 2018 World Cup, too.

But yesterday, Argentina’s midfielders were too good. Without attackers who were willing to help defend, France’s midfield was torn to shreds, and its attackers hardly touched the ball.

I can’t but wonder if Deschamps would have bound France to this ugly strategy had Benzema been fit. Benzema is a more collaborative player than Mbappé, and he’s a big enough star to allow a manager to craft a strategy around him instead of around Mbappé. Then again, Deschamps seems never to have been comfortable managing Benzema, a genuinely authoritative player. He’s been more willing to indulge the egotists at his disposal.

The best players, manager, referee, goal, and game of this World Cup

Check out my friend Andrew’s YouTube channel, “This Was a Movie”: “An ongoing series of overly-elaborate film essays focusing on peculiar films on the bizarre periphery of film history.”

The channel won’t just review horror movies, Andrew assures me.

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All rightie! This is my list. My First XI are italicized.

Goalkeepers: Bounou (Morocco), Livaković (Croatia), Szczęsny (Poland).

Left-sided defenders: Estupiñán (Ecuador), Théo Hernandez (France), Mazraoui (Morocco).

Right-sided defenders: Dumfries (Netherlands), Hakimi (Morocco), Molina (Argentina).

Central defenders: El Yemiq (Morocco), Gvardiol (Croatia), Otamendi (Argentina), Saïss (Morocco).

Defensive midfielders: Brozović (Croatia), Casemiro (Brazil), Kovačić (Croatia), Tchouaméni (France).

Attacking midfielders: Gapko (Netherlands), Griezmann (France).

“Mixed-use” midfielders: Amrabat (Morocco), Idrissa Gueye (Senegal), Leckie (Australia), Modrić (Croatia), Valverde (Uruguay).

Left-sided forwards: Mbappé (France), Perišić (Croatia).

Right-sided forwards: Álvarez (Argentina), Saka (England).

Central forwards: Giroud (France), Messi (Argentina).

Yes, I realize I’ve listed thirty players even though a roster is supposed to have just twenty-six. Feel free to draw four of the non-italicized players out of a hat and demote them to “alternate player” status.

Meanwhile, I’d like to add two more alternates: Aboubakar (central forward, Cameroon) and Méndez (defensive midfielder, Ecuador). They were flawless, except that they earned suspensions for accumulating yellow cards; Aboubakar accumulated two in the same match.

Not to be too patriotic, but I really don’t think that anyone apart from Hernandez and Mazraoui was a better left fullback than Estupiñán, even though he only played in three games and his third game was a letdown. (I chalk that performance up to a faulty tactical scheme.)

Besides, he was robbed of a goal.


Most valuable player: Messi.

Best-all-around player: Modrić.

Outstanding young player: Bellingham (England), with 19 years. One could make a case for Gvardiol, who is only 20 (almost 21).

Outstanding old player: Pepe (Portugal), with 39 years; he is of the immortals.

Best managers: Dalić (Croatia) and Regragui (Morocco).

Best referee: On the whole, I was most satisfied with Wilton Sampaio of Brazil. Szymon Marciniak, of Poland, will take charge of the final; he, too, is deserving.

Best goal: There were lots of excellent short-range goals in this tournament. Brazil seemed to specialize in them. But I suppose the best one was Argentina’s third goal against Croatia, scored by Álvarez and assisted by Messi.

Best game: Brazil vs. Croatia (quarterfinal).

Bonus award – best commentator: I watched on Telemundo/Peacock. My favorite commentator was the Uruguayan Sebastián “El Loco” Abreu.

A bonus poem

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Look at these trophies.
See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight.
See how they shine.
What do you think it took to become
English hammer-throwing champion nineteen sixty-nine?
Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came,
That I treated the rules with casual disdain?
Well? Like hell!
As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan?
Hmm? What?
As I chalked up my palms, did I wave my hands?
I did not!
As I started my spin, did I look at the view?
Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two?
Do you think I faltered or amended my rotation?
Do you think I altered my intended elevation?
As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt,
From the grunt I had practised for many a month?
Not a jot, not a dot did I stray from the plot.
Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten.
Not even when the hammer left my hands
And sailed high up, up above the stands, did I let myself go.
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

If you want to throw the hammer for your country,
You have to stay inside the circle all the time,
And if you want to make the team,
You don’t need happiness or self-esteem,
You just need to keep your feet inside the line.

Sing, children – two, three, four!
If you want to throw the hammer for your country,
(Habinot est magitem.) [Suitable is more.]
You have to stay inside the circle all the time.
(Circular! Magitem! Magitem!) [More! More!]
And if you want to teach success,
(Aaah …)
You don’t use sympathy or tenderness.
(Tenderness …)
You have to force the little squits to toe the line!

Sing, Jenny – two, three, four!
If you want to throw the hammer for your country,
(Regotem … Regotem varia magitem …) [To guide … To guide variety more …]
You have to stay inside the circle all the time.
(Tempero es te iste is.) [Thee are to control it.]
Apply just one simple rule –
To hammer-throwing, life, and school –
Life’s a ball, so learn to throw it.
Find the bally line, and toe it,
And always keep your feet inside the line.

Now get out.
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From Matilda the Musical; lyrics by Tim Minchin.

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Samuel, in a pleading voice: “Soccer on Peacock?”

John-Paul: “Tomorrow we will watch some soccer on Peacock.”

Samuel: “We will watch Netherlands versus Japan.”

John-Paul: “We will watch Croatia versus Argentina.”

Samuel, happy: “We will watch Croatia versus Argentina.”

He has a deck of cards with flags, country names, and capitals on them. He likes to put two cards opposite each other and announce the soccer matchup. “Denmark versus North Korea.” Or else: “Germany versus Thailand.”

That’s the spirit.

His Spanish pronunciation is improving, too.

Quarterfinals 1 and 2 – the best day of the World Cup; December’s poems

I am in awe of the Croatians. They are BALLERS. I doubt I could think more highly of a soccer team.

Brazil, not so much.

The key contest was between Casemiro and Luka Modrić. (Casemiro is Brazil’s grownup.) Modrić outduelled Casemiro all game long, including during the building up of Croatia’s goal.

Other pundits have highlighted Marcelo Brozović, whose job it was to subtly close off Neymar.

The Brazilian fans sang and danced, and I was like, don’t you understand that your team is getting schooled? That the Croatians are better than the Brazilians with the ball (and, certainly, better without it)? That they are doing what they like to do, which is strenuous and sophisticated: doing it with steel and style: and the Brazilians aren’t?

Great soccer nation or not, these colorful fans are just that: fanatics.


The second quarterfinal, between Argentina and the Netherlands, was made wild by some erratic refereeing, as well as by the Netherlands’s launching long, high passes into the box in a desperate attempt to even the score. It worked; but the Argentinians, who were briefly unsettled, gathered themselves, seized control again, and won the penalty shootout.


Messi is right to complain. The ref hurt Argentina. Even so, the Argentinians used the ref to mess with the Dutch. Their breaches of etiquette – deliberately handling the ball, kicking it into the Dutch bench – were so brazen, the ref didn’t know what to do about them, and the Dutch were put out of sorts. It behooved the Dutch, who were down by two goals, to put the Argentinians out of sorts, and they did, but then the Argentinians made sure the Dutch were put out, too, and the Dutch came out worse.

Two of the day’s goals – one scored by Neymar, the other assisted by Messi – were exquisite. The Dutch worked a stunning free-kick goal.

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This month, the poem is by me.

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Sometimes, it’s hard to be a daddy
He changes diapers all day long
He changes Danny’s
He changes Sammy’s
And, as he does, he sings this song
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Apologies to Tammy Wynette.

I had to change a diaper while Morocco and Spain contested their penalty shootout in the octavos de final. I did a wipe, watched a penalty kick, did a wipe, watched a penalty kick …

All right, that wasn’t much of a poem, so here is one from The Atlantic: “Ode to Not Watching the World Cup.”

I am not convinced …

Daniel is dedicated; speech and song

What do you get when a writer and director of commercial TV is a trained phonologist (and a person evidently steeped in great literature)? Brilliant YouTube, that’s what.


In Disgrace, Coetzee writes of his protagonist:
He finds … preposterous [the premise]: “Human society has created language in order that we may communicate our thoughts, feelings and intentions to each other.” His own opinion, which he does not air, is that the origins of speech lie in song, and the origins of song in the need to fill out the overlarge and rather empty human soul.
Funny to think that iambic pentameter is what fills out the overlarge and rather empty English soul.

Un mundo inmenso’s newest video, on the Canary Islands, also touches on some distinctly musical speech.


Topography determines phonology which determines usage. (Of necessity, the speakers of this whistle-language use a lot of synonyms. The video explains.) Mindblowing stuff.

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We took Daniel to the front of the church on Sunday and dedicated him to the Lord along with three other infants. He was observed from the pews by four grandparents, two step-grandparents, and two great-grandparents, as well as by his brother, Samuel, who howled and squirmed in Karin’s dad’s arms.

Afterward, my half of the family posed for this photo. (Karin is behind the camara.)


Only two games per day now. I have World Cup withdrawal: twitching, hallucinations, etc. But yesterday I made up for it by streaming France vs. Poland a day late (it was broadcast while we were in church). Mbappé made two golazos. He is so good, but he is such a twerp. He did a couple of ostentatious, pointless backheel touches. He is out-twerping his clubmate, Neymar, who has been injured most of the tournament.

The bloodletting

Karin, Samuel, Daniel, and I all got into the car early this morning and went to the South Bend Clinic so I could have blood drawn for some routine tests. Good thing I didn’t take the bus: I had to be poked twice, and almost fainted. I lay on a bed in the clinic and the nurse revived me with orange juice and two or three cold packs.

“You can keep them,” she said. (They aren’t re-usable.)

Having blood drawn is one of those Supposedly Fun Things I’ll Never Do Again.

Meanwhile, Karin took the boys to McDonald’s and got us all some breakfast, for which I was grateful: nothing gives one an appetite like nearly fainting. Karin had plenty of time to go to McDonald’s because the lab at the clinic was crowded with patients who surely wanted to get tested early so they could go home and watch the World Cup.

Here is the bracket. The first two knockout games were played today.


I’d be glad to see the two African teams reach the semifinals on the right-hand side of the bracket. It’s not farfetched. Say what you will about Qatar as a host nation, the Islamic teams have benefited from playing in the Middle East. It’s only fair that they should be allowed to play where it feels like home, as the Western countries so often do.

On the left, I’d like to see Argentina play against Brazil. But I’d settle for Croatia.

We crash out; the French-born; a movie for the family

Congratulations to the Senegalese, who outplayed and beat us.

The Dutch outplayed and beat the Senegalese.

We outplayed the Dutch but unluckily didn’t beat them. So, we crashed out.

(All three countries outplayed and beat the Qataris by the same number of goals.)

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This four-year-old Vox video is truer than ever. The French talent pool is deep. France supplies the rest of the world with players: especially, the African teams.


This time, France is without some of its top stars; but the reality is, it could field half a dozen decent teams in a single World Cup – teams so competitive that on a good day, a “B” or “C” French team could beat the “A” team. This afternoon, Tunisia, with ten French-born players on its roster, beat France-proper. Tunisia was unlucky not to qualify out of its group.

If Senegal defeats England – which isn’t beyond imagining; it will be a bruising game for the English – Senegal could face France in a quarterfinal. A largely French-born, French-trained team could knock out France.


(Click to enlarge.)

This raises interesting questions for the French constitutional principle of laïcité, which explicitly concerns itself with religious identity but often is interpreted as applying to other forms of identity. “France does not refer to its citizens based on their race, religion or origin. To us there is no hyphenated identity,” the French ambassador to the U.S. famously said after the 2018 World Cup. What, then, to make of French citizens who try to defeat the French team in the name of Senegal or Tunisia? Do they not belong to the French nation? (Legally, they surely do.) Or, by French cultural lights, do they not truly represent those other countries? Do the ambassador’s words imply that the Tunisian team is a cultural sham?

I have no very firm grasp of how the French themselves would answer these questions. (Not that I’d insist that only the French are entitled to decide what it is to be French, even if they are entitled to decide who is French.) But it does seem to me that French national identity has different sorts of conditions than, say, U.S. national identity. This should give pause to identity activists and theorizers. In this era of identity politics, national identity is too often overlooked, or it’s taken for granted as a fixed part of the background. But it is not equally fixed by the same variables everywhere, even if, everywhere, the law helps to fix it; and its significance and function vary from nation to nation.

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Tonight our family took a break from watching murders. Instead, we watched Minions, which, many years ago, was either the first or the second movie that Karin & I saw together in a theater. Samuel walked around repeating Minion-gibberish and catchphrases like “Respect, power, banana!” Daniel, who was still wearing his oversized Ecuador shirt after yesterday’s game, himself looked like a little yellow Minion.

The Netherlands 1, Ecuador 1; 1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 57: Walking and talking

Ecuador dominated the Netherlands. The teams drew, but it felt like the famous headline: “Harvard Beats Yale 29–29.”

The Netherlands took an early lead, but Ecuador fought back and scored at the end of the half. I yelled and celebrated. Samuel and Daniel cried. Then the goal was disallowed because a static player in an offside position was adjudged to have “interfered with” the goalie. (He didn’t.)

When Enner Valencia scored the tying goal, a little after halftime, I didn’t yell or celebrate. I don’t think I shall, anymore.

The final score barely mattered. Ecuador was breathtakingly good. I was very, very happy and proud.


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This is what the World Cup has taught Samuel to say:

“A Visa card.”

“Adidas shoes.”

“Dior.”

“Westin.”

“Hilton. For the stay.”

Medio tiempo presentado por T-Mobile.”

“Only on Peacock. A Peacock original series.”

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Karin put on a couple of Beavis & Butt-head YouTube videos, and now Samuel goes around asking to watch “Beavis and Buff-head.”

“Maybe when you’re older,” I tell him. “Maybe when you’re twenty-five.”

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Walking and Talking

This review is a nod to Anne Heche, who died this year. She and Catherine Keener play lifelong friends in their early thirties who stumble through relationships with men and with each other. “Bleak,” Karin kept on saying, and then in the second half of the movie she laughed a lot.

The funniest situations are carefully built up over many scenes. One first-class joke is about the removal of a mole. (It struck a chord with Karin & me: early in our marriage, we worried about a particularly suspect mole.) In another remarkable scene, the Heche character dreams or hallucinates or has a vision of the mole, leading to a pointless quarrel with her boyfriend.

Physical insecurity is treated with shrewdness. The theme recurs in other movies directed by Nicole Holofcener, e.g., Lovely & Amazing and my favorite, Please Give. Her characters worry about everything from skin blemishes to general ugliness to cancer and dementia. The women are touchy about these things, but so are the men.

It’s good to have movies like this, with not-that-much-better-than-average-looking people whose attitudes about their bodies are true to life.

The director John Stockwell (Crazy/Beautiful, Blue Crush, Into the Blue) is good at making his actors look really, really hot. His movies are masterpieces. But it’s good of Holofcener to provide an antidote. Man cannot live on eye candy alone.

The key to dealing with insecurity, Holofcener demonstrates again and again, is self-respect. This is different from thinking yourself beautiful, which can be a trap because (a) beauty fades, and (b) you end up worrying whether you and your friends are beautiful enough. Rather, if you are self-respecting, you have no truck with people who are willing to denigrate you because of your physical appearance. Paradoxically, self-respect is outward-, not inward-looking: it has to do with not selling yourself short in your comportment with others. The self-respecting character in Walking and Talking is a nerdy video-store clerk (Kevin Corrigan). Most people would write him off as a loser, but he is a mensch.


The other characters are more fragile, and they are often thoughtless and even cruel. But there is hope for them. They are learning.


This is a funny and good-hearted movie.

Thanksgiving poems; World Cup group games 3–16

Paul Laurence Dunbar, “A Thanksgiving Poem”:

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The sun hath shed its kindly light,
Our harvesting is gladly o’er
Our fields have felt no killing blight,
Our bins are filled with goodly store.

From pestilence, fire, flood, and sword
We have been spared by thy decree,
And now with humble hearts, O Lord,
We come to pay our thanks to thee.

We feel that had our merits been
The measure of thy gifts to us,
We erring children, born of sin,
Might not now be rejoicing thus.

No deed of ours hath brought us grace;
When thou were nigh our sight was dull,
We hid in trembling from thy face,
But thou, O God, wert merciful.

Thy mighty hand o’er all the land
Hath still been open to bestow
Those blessings which our wants demand
From heaven, whence all blessings flow.

Thou hast, with ever watchful eye,
Looked down on us with holy care,
And from thy storehouse in the sky
Hast scattered plenty everywhere.

Then lift we up our songs of praise
To thee, O Father, good and kind;
To thee we consecrate our days;
Be thine the temple of each mind.

With incense sweet our thanks ascend;
Before thy works our powers pall;
Though we should strive years without end,
We could not thank thee for them all.
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Robert Herrick, “Grace for a Child”:

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Here, a little child I stand,
Heaving up my either hand:
Cold as paddocks though they be,
Here I lift them up to Thee,
For a benison to fall
On our meat, and on us all. Amen.
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I am thankful for the World Cup, to which I awake at five each morning. I’ve now seen each team play in one game – even Portugal and Ghana, who played while we were traveling to Fort Wayne for our holiday gathering (I watched them on my phone). These teams seem best: Brazil; France, hugely talented but not clinical enough; England, utterly businesslike; and Spain, the slickest and most ruthless team so far.

Argentina and Germany already have lost (to Saudi Arabia and Japan, respectively). Croatia and Uruguay have drawn – respectably enough, to my way of thinking. Denmark, Portugal, and the Netherlands won or drew in more underwhelming fashion. Serbia was dominated by Brazil but impressed at least as favorably as these other teams. Similarly impressive, and most surprising, was Saudi Arabia.

Ecuador will play against the Netherlands tomorrow.

Ecuador 2, Qatar 0; England 6, Iran 2; tornadoes

I had to wait twenty years to see Ecuador play for the first time in a World Cup. I lived through five World Cups before Ecuador ever qualified for one. Oh, the shame and helplessness of those years.

Samuel and Daniel saw their very first World Cup game yesterday, and Ecuador played in it.

Ecuador scored the first goal after three minutes. Stephen and I jumped up and yelled and celebrated. Samuel and Daniel were startled. They cried.

Then the goal was disallowed because a player was offside.

Stephen and I couldn’t see the infraction – not even after the replay was shown. I gather that 99% of the world couldn’t see it, either. That doesn’t mean it didn’t exist. Offside is decreed by technology now. Good thing, because if a human referee had decided that we were offside on that play, FIFA and the host nation would have lost all credibility.

In any case, fútbol-wise, Qatar was doomed. Ecuador was better by about ten miles. The only question, at that point, was whether the referee would permit Ecuador to win.

Then, after twelve minutes, he awarded Ecuador a penalty kick. (He couldn’t have done otherwise, really.) He should have shown Qatar’s goalie a red card, but, understandably, he let the host nation off the hook.

Enner Valencia, who had been missing his penalty kicks in recent games, calmly scored. Stephen and I were quiet this time.

The rest of the game was a walk-through for Ecuador. The Qataris were rattled and simply awful. The Ecuadorians were more cautious than I should have liked. Valencia scored again later in the half, and then Ecuador rested. Or tried to; Qatar kept on fouling.

The Ecuadorian supporters could be heard cheering. Many Qatari supporters left at halftime.

In this video, one of the soberer analysts on U.S. television describes the Qatari exodus. Some of the numbers he cites seem off, but the lesson is clear enough.


How valuable was this victory? We got the points. We regained some confidence after a series of lackluster practice games. Our main scorer regained his form. Were we good? Impossible to say. Qatar was so, so bad. We could have tried harder to score more goals, but it was crucial to rest and calm down. The games against the Netherlands and Senegal will be very hard.

This analysis is fair.


For one day, we led the whole world in the standings – something which also happened during the 2006 World Cup. Then, this morning, England beat Iran 6 goals to 2. Iran looked miles and miles better than Qatar.

Here is Un mundo inmenso’s take on this World Cup.


Now, something different. Samuel asked to watch more tornado videos, so I put on Netflix’s series Earthstorm. It has the best tornado footage I’ve seen. I highly recommend it.

Pre-tourney gripes

As if we needed more scandal, the rumor spread on Twitter that supporters of Qatar bribed several Ecuadorian players to lose the opening match. The rumorer, a British-based Bahraini journalist, has been identified and discredited.

Still, it irks.

Meanwhile, The Guardian takes pot shots, as it has been doing since Russia and Qatar rather than England and Australia were awarded the hosting rights for the 2018 and 2022 tournaments. The paper now claims that this World Cup is a ruse for the host nation to be glorified through the Argentinian, Brazilian, and French players employed and rested by Paris Saint-Germain. (The club is owned by Qatari investors.) True or not, the criticism is silly. Is it really unfair that PSG should give Messi some days off before the tournament, when other clubs – and entire leagues – could protect their stars if they so chose?

Other criticisms of the host country, and of the social and political evils of global soccer, are more serious. Of these, some are better supported than others. The Guardian’s tally of deaths of foreign workers is especially contentious, yet it is cited without qualification by other mainstream publications, such as The Atlantic.

There is a lot of noise.

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I listened to an analysis by the Anglo-centric YouTube channel Tifo Football that got Ecuador’s tactics and personnel pretty wrong. I’m not saying we’re world-beaters or that we play the prettiest soccer, or even that we’re better than Qatar or Senegal or the Netherlands. But it’d be nice not to be slandered. When we lose possession, we don’t immediately stack our players behind the ball; on the contrary, we fight to quickly regain possession high up the field. And it’s Moisés Caicedo who attacks and Carlos Gruezo who drops back, not vice versa. Anyone who watches knows this. (This mistake would be less irritating if the analyst hadn’t just name-dropped Caicedo – a Premier Leaguer – as if he knew whom he was talking about.)

As regular readers know, this is the time when my thoughts and blogging are pretty well filled up by the World Cup.

Weather; counties; coasts; body-text fonts, pt. 9: Primer/Century 751

I waited for snow to fall this year to begin reading my first Henning Mankell novel – Faceless Killers. A few pages in, I learned that it doesn’t snow a lot in southernmost Sweden. So much for the book’s cover photo.

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U.S. counties I’ve lived in/their respective distances from the nearest U.S. coastline, measured by the number of intervening counties:

Lake (Illinois)/0
Platte (Missouri)/16
St. Joseph (Indiana)/1
King (Washington)/0
Tompkins (New York)/1

Platte County is the outlier.


“Where the Coastal Snobs Live,” this map is called. Yes, the dark patch in the middle looks like a squirrel or maybe a kangaroo – but this isn’t Australia. (Does the concept of a coastal snob have much purchase in Australia, where the vast majority of the people live along the coast?)

Q. What three U.S. counties are twenty counties away from a U.S. coastline? A. Washington County, Kansas, and Jefferson and Thayer Counties, Nebraska.

Someone (not I) should work out the average distance between counties and coastlines, in terms of how many other counties intervene. It’d be a small number, I expect. Earlier this year, I checked out a book called The Heartland: An American History, by Kristin L. Hoganson. The “heartland” county whose history Hoganson recounts is Champaign County, Illinois. According to the above map, Champaign County’s shortest distance from a coastline is four counties. Similarly, the historian of Indiana, James H. Madison, has written or edited at least three books with the word “heartland” in the title. Indiana and Illinois touch the same body of water. One would be tempted to argue, on this basis, that even the core of the United States is not very far inland. But that would be misleading, since Lake Michigan, which borders Illinois and Indiana, is entirely within the United States. Illinois and Indiana have coastlines in the same way that Utah has a coastline, and no one would say that Utah is coastal.

Ignore proximity to Lake Michigan; re-shade the map. The heartland is more landlocked than the map says. Still, it’s more coastal than is commonly thought, since much of the Great Lakes’ coastline is U.S. coastline. The map has a point after all. The Great Lakes do matter, culturally. There is a great cultural difference between Platte County, Missouri, on the one hand, and Lake County, Illinois, or St. Joseph County, Indiana, on the other. And it isn’t just proximity to a big city; Platte County is next to Kansas City. I daresay that culturally, Lake and St. Joseph Counties are more like Tompkins County, New York, or even King County, Washington, than like Platte County. What matters is proximity to a boundary, to something unamerican, even if it’s just water; or to put it differently, how many layers of Americana a county is enveloped by.

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This month’s body-text font is Primer.


This sample may actually be of Century 751, a clone of Primer designed for digital typesetting. Here is a sample of the real deal, set with metal type, from an early article in Philosophy & Public Affairs. (When that journal switched to digital typesetting, it began using Utopia for body text.)


A few other works set with Primer: Play It as It Lays; The Executioner’s Song; Come Along with Me.

Anglophilia, pt. 55 BC

No one ever thought that 1066 and All That was All That, but that book turns out to have been a Good Thing after all. But to understand this, it helps to imagine the book read aloud by Internet wonder Philomena Cunk. This week, the Internet discovered that Cunk has been on the BBC for many years. She has become famous for wondering: “What is clocks?”


She ponders history as well as the “centuries of millenia” of architecture (“buildings”), as well as time. Not only is she an historian, she is a philosopher, or perhaps an idiot. Aristotle said that philosophy begins with wondering. Cunk, in her questioning of “experts,” makes us wonder who it is who would waste time on wondering. And yet, we cannot spend enough time inquiring along with Philomena Cunk.

(Has she ever interviewed Timothy Williamson? He would be almost ripe for it.)

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I checked out Madly, Deeply: The Diaries of Alan Rickman for Karin. Rickman is her idol. Karin worries that the diaries will spoil Rickman for her.

She needn’t.

He is – was (R.I.P.) – a good diarist and a decent guy. He clearly was fond of the Harry Potter kids.

I promised Karin I’d read Harry Potter 1 and 2 by May 1 so that we could watch those movies together. She’s reading Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? so that we can watch the Britbox series of that book.

We are punished

Less than a fortnight before Ecuador is due to play in the World Cup, the Court of Arbitration for Sport (TAS) has ruled on the Byron Castillo case.

Castillo’s Ecuadorian citizenship has been reaffirmed, for the obvious reason – cited earlier by FIFA – that it’s up to the Ecuadorian government whether Castillo is a citizen. It was legitimate for Ecuador’s soccer team to field Castillo. No points earned in the 2022 World Cup qualification tournament are to be deducted. Ecuador will play in this World Cup, as scheduled.

But the TAS also has ruled that Castillo was born elsewhere and earlier than his passport says. So, although his citizenship and his eligibility to play are not objectionable, his documentation is. What is more, the TAS explains, the Federación Ecuatoriana de Fútbol (FEF) “is liable for an act of falsification … even if the FEF was not the author of the falsified document but only the user.”

The TAS grounds this on FIFA’s Disciplinary Code (the 2019 edition, presumably), article 21, paragraph 2:
An association or a club may be held liable for an act of forgery or falsification by one of its officials and/or players.
As punishment, Ecuador will be fined and must begin the next World Cup qualification campaign with a three-point deficit. That’s the equivalent of a three-draw or single-victory head start for each of Ecuador’s competitors. (Goal differential – and other tiebreakers – aren’t affected.)

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How sensible is this ruling? For argument’s sake, assume that Castillo – or his parents or other representatives – indeed gave false information so that he could obtain his citizenship papers.

The TAS’s ruling is consistent with the letter of FIFA’s Disciplinary Code. But a lesser punishment, or no punishment, also would have been consistent with the Code. An association may be held liable, the Code says. That is, punishment is optional; it should be determined on a case-by-case basis (and, eventually, by precedent).

Now, to take the word “may” so seriously is to interpret the Code rather literally; but then, a ruling against Ecuador depends on a severely literal reading of the Code. (Think of this as a “pound of flesh” sort of case.) As it is written, the Code says nothing about whether it matters if the party in question deliberately “used” a falsified document. But it seems that deliberate “use” was the Code’s target: it’s what the rule-makers evidently wished to discourage or punish (see paragraph 1 of the Code’s same article). And the TAS hasn’t determined whether Ecuador intentionally “used” a falsified document – at least, this isn’t stated in the ruling.

It behooves the authorities to be lenient on this occasion. The TAS is now imposing a harsh punishment for what hasn’t been proven to be anything worse than an unintended error. But this sets a fearsome precedent. How many other clubs or countries might be found similarly liable for failing to reject a false claim in this or that player’s papers? More than a few. And if this case becomes a precedent – as it must, if judgments are to be consistent – other cases would demand punishment than those involving “uses” of eligibility-determining falsifications. The present ruling makes it explicit that Castillo took the field eligibly. Ecuador’s punishment is for falsification, full stop – not for falsification-in-order-to-field-an-ineligible-player.

For insance, precedent would dictate that:

If a player lies about his birthday (height, weight, address, criminal record, etc.) but not his parentage, birth country, or any nationality-determining facts;

and if the falsehood is printed on his papers;

and if his country’s soccer association, acting in good faith, or in compliance with its national government, treats those papers as proof of the player’s citizenship;

then the soccer association must be harshly punished.

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There’s at least one other, perhaps more egregious, problem with this ruling. Again: FIFA’s Disciplinary Code only states that an association may be held liable for the offense of falsification. The Code doesn’t require FIFA to hold an offender liable; precedent, or some other consideration, would have to be adduced to generate such a requirement. Indeed, in its June ruling, FIFA refrained from holding Ecuador liable.

In so doing, FIFA acted in conformity with its Code. As far as I can see, then, without precedent, there is no basis for a higher court to overturn FIFA’s ruling; it was within FIFA’s discretion to rule as it did.

Web bots, pt. 2; a birthday weekend

Quickly, a follow-up to the previous entry. A reader tells me about this announcement on the Canon Press website:


(To enlarge the image, click on it.)

No wonder the Web bots led me to The Case for Christian Nationalism.

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Thank you, well-wishers and gift givers. I turned forty-one upon a day of classic “John-Paul” weather, as gloomy as all get-out (and windy). For my birthday supper, we drove to my in-laws’ house in Granger. The traffic was dense – Notre Dame was about to host a game – and, along much of the route, the power was extinguished; intersections had to be negotiated in the manner of four-way stops. We passed some accidents. We arrived safely.

“Meat loaf and cheesecake,” Karin’s mom said, afterward, when we were stuffed. “What good choices, John-Paul.”

“Karin chose them,” I disclosed.

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Stephen visited today; we watched the first leg of Barcelona’s championship series against Aucas. Barcelona lost 0–1 and didn’t deserve better. The concluding leg will be played next week. I can truly say, I’ll be glad for Aucas to join the list of title winners.

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In this photo, Moisés Caicedo celebrates his birthday with the other Spanish speakers of Brighton & Hove Albion FC. There are three Ecuadorians, an Argentinian, a Paraguayan, and a Spaniard.


I wouldn’t be surprised if all but the young Paraguayan were chosen for the World Cup.

I meet a politician; the Golden Rule; one thing leads to another

Political ads have been landing in our mailbox, and today a candidate came to our house. I stepped outside to talk to him.

(Samuel wanted to go outside, but I wouldn’t allow him to. He stared out the window, howled, and made a piteous face. Daniel chugged his milk.)

The candidate wore a U.S. Marine Corps baseball hat. The flyer he gave me didn’t say which party he belonged to, but it named and criticized a certain Republican candidate, so I figured he was a Democrat. He unenthusiastically confirmed this. “I’m running as a Democrat because I was raised as one,” he said, “but I’m against the extremists in both parties who are tearing our country apart.”

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R.I.P. Harry J. Gensler, the Jesuit philosopher who wrote a helpful (if expensive) “Golden Rule book for everyone.” You ought to treat others as you’d like to be treated, the Rule says. In most societies, this is regarded as common sense. But is it philosophically defensible? How, exactly, should the Rule be interpreted, formulated, and applied? And what is its place in an overall picture of morality and value? One could do worse than to begin with Gensler’s book.

Incidentally, if you use Amazon to search for books on the Golden Rule, you’ll be led to authors affiliated with the Templeton Foundation. I don’t object to Templeton; but if you click on too many Templeton Golden Rule products, you’ll soon be shown items from Douglas Wilson’s Canon Press, with titles like The Case for Christian Nationalism. Gensler cites examples of Golden Rule reasoning due to Barack Obama and George W. Bush, and concludes that the Rule’s appeal is “bipartisan.” Alas, the Web bots suggest otherwise.

The World Serious

This blog entry’s title is due to Ring Lardner, who, in my estimation, is the all-time greatest Son of Michiana (he was born in Niles and began his reporting career in South Bend). So much lore surrounds baseball, I wish I liked the sport. I try to watch some of the Serious each year, if only to root against the Yankees (or, lately, the Astros); often, I end up rooting against almost everyone in the stadium, but I do cheer for this or that player. A pitcher in his late, late thirties, usually. One who glares like Clint Eastwood.

This year, the Astros and the Phillies have split the first two games. It’s been exciting. (But then, watching homemade YouTube videos of marbles racing each other down the gutter can be exciting.) For reasons of moral decency, I want the Phillies to win, even though that Bryce Harper fellow carries himself obnoxiously and, let’s face it, the city’s reputation isn’t good. But perhaps virtue is irrelevant in the World Serious. The sport is hardly without blemish.

“How did MLB get to [the] point where no African American players on a World Series roster isn’t a surprise to many?” asks a Yahoo! columnist, inelegantly.

The answer: economics. “Baseball is a white, suburban game reinforced by foreign labor.” Clubs can pay to develop players, or the players can pay to be developed (I mean, their parents can pay). And so the players come from two sources: academies in countries like the Dominican Republic, where it is cheap for the clubs to operate; and domestic pay-to-play leagues, which are even cheaper, because the clubs don’t pay. Pay-to-play. What an idea. Not only is it exclusionary, it’s, like, one step removed from giving your money to a casino. There’s a lot of that around South Bend, and not just in baseball.

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South Bend novelist makes it big

Here’s a pretty typical “rags to riches” story for this part of the country. One parent works for a Catholic high school; the other works for Notre Dame. Kid gets free tuition. Skips town as soon as possible. Moves to New York, then Los Angeles. Writes debut novel about how challenging it is in the Rust Belt. Becomes establishment darling.

Back in South Bend, the dozen-plus copies in the library system are all in use. People here love to root, root, root for the home team.

Newpaper profile 1 (The Guardian).

Newspaper profile 2 (Los Angeles Times).

Library event.

A severance; a curiosity

On Tuesday night, we went to a gathering of local Alliance Academy alumni. Most who attended were related to me by blood or marriage. A few others were people I’ve known since childhood.

The school’s director also was there. He announced that the school must move: its land lease will not be renewed.

(The school will have been on that land for just about one hundred years.)

Thus, my last tie to any specific missionary property in Ecuador will have been severed. (I gather that it’s uncertain whether the school will even remain in Quito.)

Most of the Ecuadorian churches I frequented are still in the same locations, as are the Luz y Libertad school in Esmeraldas and the Seminario Bíblico Alianza in Guayaquil.

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You can preview a huge amount of the Amazon Kindle version of Lucy Ellmann’s 2019 Booker nominee, Ducks, Newburyport – probably because so much of that novel consists of one sentence, and Amazon displays a fixed number of sentences; or perhaps because the novel is long and Amazon displays a fixed percentage of the whole.

Is the book any good? Well, if you find out, let me know.

1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 56: From dusk till dawn

Quentin Tarantino, whom my dear cousin, Adam, unfortunately resembles, is the writer of this movie, and one of its stars. (The director is Robert Rodriguez.) The Tarantino character robs banks; takes women as hostages, and then rapes and kills them; lusts after the under-aged; is singled out for a table dance by the most glamorous and dominating woman in the movie (Selma Hayek); and, in general, is perverse, paranoid, vindictive, and disgusting. Eventually, he is turned into a vampire. I wouldn’t be surprised if vampirism were another of Tarantino’s personal fetishes. It’s as if Tarantino assigned all the juiciest vices to himself and then got someone else to direct him enacting them. The Tarantino character and his ruthless but slightly more judicious brother (George Clooney) are on the lam trying to cross from Texas to Mexico. A gleeful reporter (Kelly Preston) details their crimes for the TV. It’s a long and terrible list. This is my favorite scene because the crimes are ennumerated but not shown. One gathers that most of the crimes weren’t strictly necessary. The same could be said of almost everything in the movie, which is a labor of love – love of sin.

Having murdered their previous hostages, the brothers pick up three more: a doubting preacher (Harvey Keitel), his daughter (Juliette Lewis), and his son (Ernest Liu). These hostages have more grit than the others, and so they last long enough to develop a touch of Stockholm syndrome – the fresh-faced daughter, especially. The rogues and the hostages hunker down for the night in a trucker bar. Caligula would have liked this bar. It has lots of table dancers and grotesque lowlifes played by such actors as Danny Trejo and Cheech Marin (who also plays two other characters). Here the rogues’ sins catch up with them. It turns out that the bar is run by vampires. I hope I’m not giving too much away.

In the rest of the movie, the living fight the undead. They use all the standard vampire-killing techniques. Well, almost all of them.

What about silver?, asks one of the characters.

Isn’t silver for killing werewolves?

Well, yeah, silver bullets are, but what about silver in general?

Then the daughter hostage asks the sensible question: Does anyone actually have any silver? No? Then it doesn’t matter.

The vampires aren’t tormented and joyless, as in Dracula; they’re more like the jolly creatures in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video. What both sorts of monsters have in common is insatiable lust and a certain diabolical amiability. The awkward, hot-headed Tarantino could never receive a high grade as a vampire. Clooney, more suave, is a better candidate for vampirism. But his character is insufficiently lustful. I already have a wife, he tells the Hayek vampire before he impales her with a chandelier.

See, I am falling into the trap of responding to the nerd-pervert on his own terms: A, more than B, has the authentic qualities of a vampire. That is to accord too much respect to a pretty worthless connoisseurist pursuit. Probably, some gutters are more authentically gutter-like than others, but that doesn’t mean it’s good to play in gutters. I’m not saying that vampires don’t make compelling literary figures. Dracula is compelling. I’m saying that you aren’t supposed to like vampires, and that there’s something wrong with you if you do. The Cheech Marin barman, also, is a vulgar connoisseur; in one speech, he expounds upon the varieties of female genitalia on offer in his bar. He describes them with lurid cheer, as objects for the indulgence of one’s basest instincts. This seems to be Tarantino’s attitude toward a lot of things. Or maybe it’s just his shtick. Take some base pursuit (cruelty, lust, revenge, etc.) and dress it up as slickly as possible to revel in it.

And yet, I didn’t hate the movie. The Keitel character is dragged into a monsters’ funhouse, but he retains his decency. So do the Lewis and Liu characters. Tarantino is capable of respecting the non-fetishists in his movies; his underlying plea, I think, is: See, I can appreciate your goodness; just let me play here, in my own awful little corner. Or, at least, that was his early message. Then, as the years went along, he acknowledged that wickedness bleeds into everything, and he started making movies about fighting fire with fire, about torturing Nazis, slavers, and the like.


See also this textbook.

A mighty dump truck; Sally Rooney, pt. 2; body-text fonts, pt. 8: Photina

Happy birthday, tomorrow, to Samuel. He’s about to turn three years old – a sufficiently sophisticated age for eager gift-getting. Tonight he opened a gift that was too large for Karin & me to hide: a Tonka “mighty dump trunk.” What enjoyment he is obtaining from this heap of cold metal!

Daniel, meanwhile, happily plays with the truck’s empty cardboard box. He turned eight months old today.

Samuel has been taken to a corn maze and to various trunk-or-treats. Exhausting events, trunk-or-treats. Last night, we attended one at our church, saw how many cars were in the parking lot, and didn’t even try to join in. The event was good publicity for the church, though.

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I finished reading Sally Rooney’s Conversations with Friends. It’s the best of her three novels. Frankly, I was amazed. Her characters are good at talking but bad at living. Do they make any progress? That’s debatable. Frances, the narrator, a precocious university student – and homewrecker, and bad friend – takes a religious turn. Unfashionably, she reads the gospels; even less fashionably, near the end of the book, she goes to church; less fashionably still, she begins to pray. Well and good; this is what ought to come of hitting rock-bottom. Then the novel ends with a gut-punch comparable to that of Wilfred Owen’s “Parable of the Old Man and the Young.” At least, that’s how it felt to me; other readers will feel differently. The characters and, I suspect, many of Rooney’s readers are enthusiastic moralizers who basically just do what they want to do.

Rooney is famous, notorious even, for being a well-to-do bourgeois Marxist, and so this month’s body-text font, Photina, which looks good on cheap paper, is featured in a passage about Marx from a reference book’s analytical table of contents.