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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 65: Mission: Impossible

Brian De Palma likes to begin with a “movie within a movie”; see, for example, Sisters, Blow Out, and Body Double. (Well, Sisters begins with a game show broadcast, but same diff.)

He’s signalling that the movie is going to be about other movies. Hitchcock movies, usually.

Indeed, this is how Mission: Impossible begins, with a spy watching other spies on a monitor as they perform a macabre deception upon another spy.

One of the performers is Emmanuelle Béart. She looks glamorously bloody and dead. Another is Tom Cruise, in a grotesque old-man disguise. If we didn’t already know this was a spy​/​gadget /​action flick, we’d think it was about vampires. Thematically, it is a vampire movie, kind of.

De Palma isn’t alluding so much to old Mission: Impossible TV episodes as to other De Palma, and, by extension, to classic cinema of the darkly comical, foreboding sort. That’s how you’re supposed to watch this.

There are six other Mission: Impossibles after this one. A seventh is forthcoming. All are Tom Cruise “vehicles.” De Palma’s, the series opener, is the oddball, the parody of the whole series. Talk about prescience.

I suppose, if you take the vampire suggestion seriously, you could interpret the whole series as a vampire story: Tom Cruise is a decent young guy who catches the vampire disease in the first movie and then must avoid transmitting it as he ages. But that’s hardly a necessary interpretation.

Most theatergoers probably went to see the helicopter in the Chunnel. That sort of thing is fine. It’s done better in the later Mission: Impossibles. I love it when Cruise climbs the Burj Khalifa in a sandstorm (movie no. 4) and when he skydives onto Paris in a lightning storm (movie no. 6). I have near-zero desire to see either of this summer’s dueling blockbusters, Oppenheimer and Barbie, but I’ll be sure not to miss Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One.

I have inordinate affection for Cruise. I expect him to’ve further perfected action-movie-elder-statesmanship, just as late-career Cristiano Ronaldo refined the tap-in goal.

That’s why it’s so funny to see Cruise in 1996 shuffling about in old man’s wrinkles and a prosthetic nose and mustache in the series’s first scene. People talk about Cruise’s self-mocking mask in Vanilla Sky, but Mission: Impossible did that gag first.

A perfunctory update

Our air conditioner does seem to have died. Our furnace, too. The company that sold us our home warranty is figuring out what to do, or not do, for us.

It’s been a hot week. The temperature in the house was 89 degrees F for a long time.

Karin’s health improved. She worked the last two days.

Daniel has fallen ill with coughing and fever.

I also am ill now, with congestion and fever – and with the usual bleak thoughts about life, death, and trivia. What’s the best way to put mayonnaise in a sandwich? My fever-addled mind has been returning to this tedious question again and again.

During a semi-lucid spell, I read some chapters of The Dain Curse by Dashiell Hammett. The detective goes into a dark room. He breathes in a poisonous gas. He sees what appears to be a supernatural being hovering in a jet of colored steam. He tries to fight the supernatural being.

Happily, I never became as confused as that detective.

Samuel has been healthy, quiet, and considerate. Well done, Samuel!

Here is a photo of Daniel taken after he rocked himself to sleep on Moby the Whale.

Hop on pop

Every day, Daniel clamors for a half-dozen dozen or so readings of Dr. Seuss’s Hop on Pop in addition to the other readings that I have been trying to impose upon him.

Not only does he like to hop on his real-life pop, his taste is for frantic literature. I am partly to blame for this. Some people read slowly to their children; I tear through a book once I’ve figured out which syllables to emphasize. What with all the practicing I’m compelled to do, I eventually knit together a seamless and rapid cadence for each page.

It’s like practicing a level of Super Mario Bros. – run, run, jump! run, jump! duck! … repeat.

I imagine it’s also like rehearsing for the theatre.

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Every day, also, Daniel knocks my books off the top shelf of a particular basement bookcase. (He can reach that shelf from the stairs.)

Tonight was the last straw. I hauled all those books over to a corner of the laundry room. This made Jasper very happy. Now he can lie on that shelf, just underneath a vent.

Alas, for the second straight summer, our air conditioner is failing to cool the house.

A technician fixed last year’s leak. But he said the machine was about to die.

Has it died? We’ll find out soon.

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Samuel, too, likes to unshelve my books – especially if they belong to a set. Then he arranges them in patterns. (I discussed this once before; tonight Samuel took those same books and laid them out on the staircase, two to a step.)

In this photo he has made a grid of some black Penguin Classics and my set of Lord Peter Wimsey paperbacks.


Karin came home from work early today. She has a fever.

I report on a matter of personal taste

Samuel stayed over at his (maternal) grandpa’s house last night. Karin & I took Daniel out on the town. Or, rather, to some cornfields – specifically, to Prairie Camp, the denomination’s local church camp. It was the first time I’d attended a service there. Readers will recall that earlier in our marriage, Karin & I made a few trips to Brown City Camp – in the “thumb” of Michigan – a larger, slightly more rustic version of Prairie Camp. And of course, I’d grown up visiting the campamento in Same, near Esmeraldas.

Anyway, at Prairie Camp, we left Daniel in the nursery, and then it dawned on me that this would be the first time in years that I’d be around Youth Group Christianity. (My own church doesn’t have more than one or two teens.) The high schoolers occupied the first few rows of the packed tabernacle. They waved their arms. The music was very loud; apart from that, it was pleasantly non-bombastic. A youth pastor preached the sermon. He told a story of a youth group game gone wrong. The game resulted in high schoolers trampling hundreds of marshmallows into a church’s carpet. The youth pastor had to clean the church by himself until five in the morning. This was a prelude to his message about the Parable of the Prodigal Son. (The prodigal son makes a mess of his life.) It was a good sermon.

Nothing about Prairie Camp was very objectionable, except, perhaps, the spiritual arm-twisting at fundraising time.

But man oh man, am I glad not to have to go to youth group meetings anymore.

But this is why it’s good to have institutions like Prairie Camp, where the old and the young mingle, because otherwise I doubt the different Christian groups would mingle at all.

More groups oughta mingle. Not just old and young white Hoosier Low Protestants, but other groups, too. There oughta be a camp where all the Christians meet together.

It would be a logistical nightmare, of course. Feeding would either have to be subsidized by some Christians or else managed on a “loaves and fishes” basis.

I leave mass transit (to the cornfield) and lodging (in the cornfield) as exercises for the reader. …

P.S. J.K. Rowling addresses these two problems in Harry Potter, book 4, in her discussion of the Quidditch World Cup. Spectators camp out in tents. That seems workable. Transit is trickier. It involves something called a “portkey.” That seems a little too mystical for traveling to church camp.

R.I.P. Harry Frankfurt; July’s poem

The outstanding philosopher Harry G. Frankfurt has died. He’s one of just a few philosophers of my lifetime whom I would unreservedly recommend to the general reader.

Here are his two most important books – collections of short- and medium-length essays. “Jewel-like,” these pieces often are said to be. I spent a lot of time reading and discussing these books during my fifth semester of grad school.

See also this book about Frankfurt. But read the two other books first!

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This month’s poem is “The Windhover” by Gerard Manley Hopkins.

To Christ our Lord

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I caught this morning morning’s minion, king-
dom of daylight’s dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding
Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding
High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing
In his ecstasy! then off, off forth on swing,
As a skate’s heel sweeps smooth on a bow-bend: the hurl and gliding
Rebuffed the big wind. My heart in hiding
Stirred for a bird, – the achieve of; the mastery of the thing!

Brute beauty and valour and act, oh, air, pride, plume, here
Buckle! AND the fire that breaks from thee then, a billion
Times told lovelier, more dangerous, O my chevalier!

No wonder of it: shéer plód makes plough down sillion
Shine, and blue-bleak embers, ah my dear,
Fall, gall themselves, and gash gold-vermillion.
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