July’s poem

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Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his cap
And called it macaroni

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

Father and I went down to camp
Along with Captain Gooding
And there we saw the men and boys
As thick as hasty pudding

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

And there we saw a thousand men
As rich as Squire David
And what they wasted every day
I wish it could be savèd

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

The ’lasses they eat every day
Would keep a house a winter
They have so much, that I’ll be bound
They eat when they’ve a mind to

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

And there I see a swamping gun
Large as a log of maple
Upon a deucèd little cart
A load for Father’s cattle

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

And every time they shoot it off
It takes a horn of powder
And makes a noise like Father’s gun
Only a ’nation louder

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

I went as nigh to one myself
As Siah’s under-pinning
And Father went as nigh again
I thought the deuce was in him

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

Cousin Simon grew so bold
I thought he would have cock’d it
It scar’d me so I shrink’d it off
And hung by Father’s pocket

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

And Cap’n Davis had a gun
He kind of clapt ’s hand on’t
And stuck a crooked stabbing iron
Upon the little end on’t

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

And there I see a pumpkin shell
As big as mother’s basin
And every time they touch’d it off
They scampered like the ’nation

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

I see a little barrel too
The heads were made of leather
They knock’d on it with little clubs
And call’d the folks together

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

And there was Cap’n Washington
And gentle folks about him
They say he’s grown so ’tarnal proud
He will not ride without ’em

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

He got him on his meeting clothes
Upon a slapping stallion
He sat the world along in rows
In hundreds and in millions

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

The flaming ribbons in his hat
They look’d so tearing fine, ah
I wanted dreadfully to get
To give to my Jemima

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

I see another snarl of men
A-digging graves, they told me
So ’tarnal long, so ’tarnal deep
They ’tended they should hold me

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy

It scar’d me so, I hook’d it off
Nor stopp’d, as I remember
Nor turn’d about till I got home
Lock’d up in mother’s chamber

Yankee Doodle keep it up
Yankee Doodle dandy
Mind the music and the step
And with the girls be handy
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Transcribed, more or less, from Wikipedia; resembles this version, more or less.