“The __ and the __”

“Book titles, great,” file under.

(Source.)

In the same league as:

“The Beautiful and the Damned” (Fitzgerald)
“The Power and the Glory” (Greene)
“The Drowned and the Saved” (Levi)
“The Naked and the Dead” (Mailer)
“The Gutter and the Grave” (McBain)
“The Nice and the Good” (Murdoch)

This template deserves a revival. How about:

The TRUSTY
and the

SUS

Yesterday was one of reiterated puking by little Daniel. He has my sympathy, but he’d have more if he’d used his bucket instead of, you know, our best furniture.

The BUCKET
and the

COUCH

My compatriot, Pervis Estupiñán, scored a nice goal for Brighton today.