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Reading report

For the third time, I’m trying to read Rebecca. Some passages are very good. Some could have been trimmed down a bit. In general, the book emits a nice, festering scent of dread.

I was inspired to try out Rebecca again because I’d just finished a du Maurier-like James Bond novel: The Spy Who Loved Me. What a weird little book. Its narrator, a young woman, juxtaposes her sordid past with her terrifying present, in which two monstrous goons pursue her through a nightmarish landscape. Toward the end, James Bond becomes the narrator’s life-saver and lover. (I haven’t spoiled the plot, most of which can be discerned by reading the table of contents.) Bond behaves like a douchebag.

In the Bond novel, the haunted past is, for the most part, linearly recounted – not woven in along with the present terror, a technique that du Maurier skillfully employs in Rebecca. Ian Fleming should’ve written a second draft. But, apparently, he never did that with his novels. Not surprisingly, The Spy Who Loved Me was poorly received: none of the book’s plot was incorporated into the movie of that title, and Fleming made the book unavailable as a paperback for as long as he could.

These two fantastical novels have been something of a break from the realism of Sjöwall’s & Wahlöö’s police procedurals, of which I’ve read five in the last two months. I’m halfway through that series. I now have no trouble identifying the funny parts. When certain characters appear – especially the unrefined inspector Gunvald Larsson and the lazy patrolmen Kristiansson and Kvant – it’s a signal that humor is forthcoming. It’s the despairing kind of humor that says, “On such pillars as these, society rests.” The Swedish welfare state is criticized for allowing the lower orders to distract themselves with drugs, drink, and sex while the upper orders squirrel away the crucial assets. It’s a criticism from the Left: it explains why the workers of the world aren’t uniting.

Silver Blaze

We got a new stationary bike. When we aren’t pedaling on it, we store it between an armchair and a sofa.


A coupon lowered the cost from $89 to $77. Ordinarily, I’d mistrust such a cheap piece of equipment, but the reviews won me over.

We named it “Silver Blaze” after the horse in the Sherlock Holmes tale. Other names I considered:
  • “Orcrist the Goblin-cleaver”
  • “Glamdring the Foehammer”
The bike is supposed to weigh only 40 lbs. If you need to, you can pick it up and wield it like a sword.

The kitties were very keen. They wanted to play with all the different parts of the bike. After I assembled it, though, they lost interest.

I pedaled for five minutes, mostly on the toughest setting, and now I’m very sore. Karin pedaled rather comically for ten minutes. The bike’s pedaling mechanism seems quite good. The screen, which is powered by two triple-A batteries, gives the basic facts: distance, time, pulse, and kcals burned (I suppose this last measure is fallible).

1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 5: Happy Gilmore

Let’s begin with Roger Ebert’s review (he graded the movie just 1.5 stars out of 4):
Happy Gilmore tells the story of a violent sociopath. Since it’s about golf, that makes it a comedy. …

The Happy Gilmore character is strange. I guess we are supposed to like him. … Yet, as played by [Adam] Sandler, he doesn’t have a pleasing personality: He seems angry even when he’s not supposed to be, and his habit of pounding everyone he dislikes is tiring in a PG-13 movie.
All true. Even so, millions of viewers have found themselves rooting for Happy. They’ve enjoyed his profanity, his violence, his relentless petulance.

Why?

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It isn’t that Happy has a good excuse for his behavior. (The opening monolog, which informs us of a childhood tragedy, is too glib to make us sympathetic.)

Rather, it’s that in the dark recesses of our brains, many of us also feel like using swear words and breaking things. And hurting people: especially, authority figures and rich jerks who look down on everybody else.

Happy Gilmore is a fantasy about acting on these desires and getting away with it.

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In an early sequence, the coach of the local ice hockey team cuts Happy after a tryout.

“Gilmore … Gilmore … I called your number, didn’t I? … Well, better luck next year,” he jeers.

“That wasn’t very nice,” complains Happy, and he punches the coach in the stomach. Arguably, this is an even less nice thing to do, but it manages to be funny because of how Sandler delivers the line. Happy may be violent, but he’s also a whiner, a bit of an Eeyore. As many of us are.

Here’s a screenshot that shows Happy berating a golf ball because it won’t go into the hole.


This is absurd, of course.

So is Luis Suárez’s behavior on the soccer field when he bites rival players. (Suárez even looks a bit like Adam Sandler.)

And yet, at least for me, Suárez’s behavior isn’t so offputting. There’s something universal about his urge to bite people. What’s more, I’m not as put off by Suárez as I am by, e.g., Neymar or Cristiano Ronaldo. Suárez may be petulant, but he lacks the others’ sense of entitlement. This makes him more interesting than the typical spoilt brat.

The same is true of Happy Gilmore.

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Happy finds unlikely success – not in the uncouth world of hockey, but in the snooty one of golf. Alas, his abhorrent personality remains unchanged. He still wants to damage things. He still feels unduly sorry for himself.

His susceptibility to these temptations is aggravated because the culture of golfing is so hateful.

If anyone deserves to have his ass whupped, it’s Happy’s nemesis, Shooter McGavin, the leading golfer on the pro tour. Shooter is just as morally stunted as Happy is. Only, he considers himself entitled to his success, and so he’s more loathsome. Shooter is the Cristiano Ronaldo of the story.

One reason why we root for Happy is that we want him to defeat Shooter. But Shooter is just one antagonist; indeed, Happy has been laughed at his whole life.

The downtrodden – the “unwashed” – consider Happy to be one of their own. They begin to spectate his golfing events. The golfing authorities regard this as a mixed blessing. On the one hand, they’re glad for the rise in TV ratings. On the other, they detest the new fan base. They fear that one day the “unwashed” will exert too much power over the sport.

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In 1996, it might have seemed to viewers that Tonya Harding, the figure skater, was the movie’s real-life inspiration. (Perhaps the movie nods to Harding when it stages the early part of Happy’s athletic career upon the ice.)

Like Happy, Harding came up from oblivion to excel in a snob sport, and she drew a cult following along with the contempt of the “establishment.” In her case, also, violence was at the center of her notoriety.

Nowadays, there’s another intriguing real-life parallel to Happy Gilmore: Donald Trump. Trump’s behavior, like Happy’s, is well beyond the pale. Trump also has ascended because of the media’s willingness to promote a spectacle, and his followers include many who despise the “established” classes (as well they might).

Now that Trump looms larger than anyone else in the country, Happy Gilmore seems prescient. This is an amazing development. I wonder what Ebert would have made of it.

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Recall the sequence that I linked to earlier, in which Happy pummels his hockey coach. After the tryout, Happy goes home and discovers his girlfriend walking out on him. He pleads with her, then insults her, then pleads with her, then insults her. She leaves. Later, Happy tells people that she’s been killed in an accident.

This suggests that Happy is worse than petulant. He’s downright chilling.

Again, I’m reminded of Trump: not because he’s wished a violent death upon an ex-partner (I have no reason to believe that he has) but because of the menace that underlies so many of his actions and words.

And yet Trump is so, so fascinating to watch; and the loathsome career politicians who despise him now must go along with him. I’ve enjoyed seeing them stew.

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In the end, I think Ebert is right: Happy isn’t very likable. And yet many of us root for him. This says something interesting about us, whether or not the movie intends it.

Metaphysics

Karin: “Sometimes I think a lot about the word same.”

John-Paul: “How do you mean?”

Karin: “Well, sometimes I question whether it’s even possible for two different things to be exactly the same.”

John-Paul: “Me, too. …” (He canvases all the metaphysical options that were in print in 2003.)

John-Paul: “… and whereas I used to be undecided whether (a) there are such things as masses of water and there aren’t any such things as ice cubes or (b) there are such things as ice cubes and there aren’t any such things as masses of water, I now incline toward the latter view. …”

John-Paul: “… and here, on our shelves, are two anthologies devoted entirely to our topic. This one is edited by a guy who goes to church with our friend, X. It contains an article by a guy who served on my Uncle Y’s dissertation committee. … Would you like to read these anthologies?”

Karin: “Someday, maybe, Sweetie … do you like it when I think about such things?”

John-Paul: “Oh, yeeeessss …”

July’s poems

… are by Edna St. Vincent Millay.

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Figs from Thistles [excerpts]

First Fig

My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night:
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends –
It gives a lovely light!

Second Fig

Safe upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand: / Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand!

The Unexplorer

There was a road ran past our house
Too lovely to explore.
I asked my mother once – she said
That if you followed where it led
It brought you to the milkman’s door.
(That’s why I have not traveled more.)

Thursday

And if I loved you Wednesday,
Well, what is that to you?
I do not love you Thursday –
So much is true.

And why you come complaining
Is more than I can see.
I loved you Wednesday – yes – but what
Is that to me?

The True Encounter

“Wolf!” cried my cunning heart
At every sheep it spied,
And roused the countryside.

“Wolf! Wolf!” – and up would start
Good neighbors, bringing spade
And pitchfork to my aid.

At length my cry was known:
Therein lay my release.
I met the wolf alone
And was devoured in peace.
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I have left out “The Penitent” – the last section of “Figs from Thistles” – because it is too impious.

The worst World Cup final since 1990

An own goal. A blatant refereeing error (VAR-prompted). Bunker-style defending. A goalkeeping howler.

They made a fitting end to a lousy tournament.

Oh, and the better team lost.

This says it well:


Croatia, I respect you.

France, not so much.

The best players, manager, referee, goal, and game of this World Cup

Well!

That was quite the semifinal yesterday, wasn’t it? Men against boys.

And now here are my awards for the World Cup as a whole.

First XI

Goalkeeper: Lloris (France)

Left defender: Vertonghen (Belgium)
Right defender: Trippier (England)
Central defender: Godín (Uruguay)
Central defender: Varane (France)

Defending midfielder: Kanté (France)
Attacking midfielder: Hazard (Belgium)
Volante mixto: Modrić (Croatia)
Volante mixto: Moses (Nigeria)

First striker: Lukaku (Belgium)
Second striker: Cavani (Uruguay)

Second XI

Goalkeeper: Subašić (Croatia)

Left defender: Marcelo (Brazil)
Right defender: Pavard (France)
Central defender: Granqvist (Sweden)
Central defender: Vida (Croatia)

Defending midfielder: Casemiro (Brazil)
Attacking midfielder: Coutinho (Brazil)
Volante mixto: De Bruyne (Belgium)
Volante mixto: Golovin (Russia)

First striker: Dyuba (Russia)
Second striker: Griezmann (France)

Third XI

Goalkeeper: Courtois (Belgium)

Left defender: Laxalt (Uruguay)
Right defender: Vrsaljko (Croatia)
Central defender: Kompany (Belgium)
Central defender: Mina (Colombia)

Defending midfielder: Witsel (Belgium)
Attacking midfielder: Iniesta (Spain)
Volante mixto: Pogba (France)
Volante mixto: Rakitić (Croatia)

First striker: Kane (England)
Second striker: Mbappé (France)

Nigeria’s Victor Moses didn’t advance past the tourney’s first round, but I consider him to have had a tremendous World Cup. He would’ve improved any of the top teams. (What if he, rather than the decent but unspectacular Nacer Chadli, had covered the Belgian right flank against the French?)

Two other players – Vincent Kompany and Diego Laxalt – came into the tourney rather late. I thought their performances lifted their respective teams.

Now, a few special awards.

Most valuable player: N’Golo Kanté (France)

Best-all-around player: Luka Modrić (Croatia)

Outstanding young player: Kylian Mbappé (France), with 19 years

Outstanding old player: Sergei Ignashevich (Russia), with 38 years

Best manager: Óscar Tabárez (Uruguay)

Best referee: Alireza Faghani (Iran)

Best goal: Uruguay’s first goal against Portugal (in the first knockout stage)

Best game: Belgium 3, Japan 2 (in the first knockout stage)

A fallow season

These are the semifinalists:

France
Belgium
England
Croatia

As you can see, three of them are located within a stone’s throw of one another. Coincidence? Geographic determinism?

The latter probably has a lot to do with it. But this isn’t the occasion for explaining why.

Coincidence probably has a lot to do with it, too. It’s coincidental that Belgium has so many talented players just at this time. Also, if geography determined everything, the Netherlands would’ve qualified for the World Cup; but, as it happens, this is a fallow season for the Dutch.

Actually, this is a fallow season for just about everyone. In my view, the quality of international soccer in the last four years has been pretty low, and we’re witnessing the denouement of this state of affairs.

As one of Telemundo’s announcers said during the quarterfinal between England and Sweden: “One of these teams will be a World Cup semifinalist.”

He paused. “Is my meaning clear?”

“As clear as the day,” said his partner.

As Clint Eastwood has said: Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.

No more South Americans

The Uruguayans are out. The Brazilians are out. They were KO’d by France and Belgium.

The Uruguayans badly missed Edinson Cavani, who was injured.

The Brazilians badly missed Casemiro, the world’s most valuable player, who was suspended for having accumulated too many yellow cards.

The Brazilians scored a decisive goal against themselves, and the Uruguayans missed a few golden chances to even the score against the French. That’s the problem with the World Cup, I think. It doesn’t matter how good a team is in the qualifying phase, or in the World Cup’s group stage, or in an early knockout round. A country only needs to be unlucky in the wrong match.

Four more years down the drain.

The first knockout stage

… has been played out.

I just finished watching England defeat Colombia in a penalty shootout. This game had a villain: U.S. referee Mark Geiger. He called a very dubious penalty against Colombia, forfeited his credibility with the players, and was generally incompetent. In fact, he was a jackass. Given his history, he shouldn’t have been assigned to the World Cup in the first place.

With Colombia’s disqualification, one half of the playoff bracket looks utterly dismal. One of these sorry teams will reach the final game:

  • Russia (KO’d Spain in a penalty shootout after playing bunker defense)
  • Croatia (KO’d Denmark in a shootout after an utter snoozefest)
  • Sweden (KO’d Switzerland with a goal from a deflected shot, mercifully ending an utter snoozefest so that extra time wouldn’t have to be played)
  • England (toothless)

So far, all knockout games between two European teams have been deadly dull. We can expect more of the same for the quarterfinal and semifinal games in this half of the bracket.

The other half is much better. These are its surviving teams:

  • France (scored four goals against Argentina)
  • Uruguay (scored twice, and at will, against Portugal – seven minutes after beginning to play, and seven minutes after having been scored upon – and with breathtaking technique; dominated play without possessing the ball)
  • Brazil (broke down Mexican resistance with two well-crafted goals)
  • Belgium (showed attacking prowess by surmounting a two-goal deficit vs. Japan)

Even if France and Belgium should defeat the South Americans in the quarterfinals, we can expect them to give us a rousing semifinal game.