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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 85: To die for

A few years ago, I put on I, Tonya (2017) and then quickly turned it off. I couldn’t stomach its “mocumentary” format. A respectful reassessment of Tonya Harding was then in vogue. I’d been impressed by ESPN’s documentary about the figure skater.

I’m not sure if I, Tonya tries to portray Harding’s life any more accurately than, say, Amadeus portrays the life of Mozart. What I am sure of – now – is that stylistically and thematically, I, Tonya is a re-hash of To Die For (1995).

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To Die For isn’t about Tonya Harding, but elements of that movie nod to the Harding-Kerrigan scandal as it was interpreted in the 1990s – i.e., as a specimen of:

(a) ruthless feminine ambition (to take the lurid perspective);

(b) journalistic sensationalism (to take the sober, critical perspective).

(See, e.g., the second verse of Weird Al’s song “Headline News,” which expresses both perspectives.)

To Die For’s source is a 1992 novel by Joyce Maynard. The novel draws from the real-life murder of Gregg Smart by his wife, Pamela.

However, To Die For and the Harding-Kerrigan case do share certain themes. These include:

(a) personal ambition;

(b) the sleaze of media producers, subjects, and consumers;

and

(c) violence performed over long distance.

Imagery is shared, too: especially, ice and ice-skating.

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“First impressions in one word?” says rough-edged figure skater Janice Maretto (Illeana Douglas) when asked to describe her sister-in-law, Suzanne Stone (Nicole Kidman). “Four letters. Begins with ‘C’: Cold. C⁠-⁠O⁠-⁠L-⁠D.” Janice looks directly at the camera. One gathers that she’s being interviewed for a documentary about Suzanne and that Suzanne has acquired a certain notoriety.

Other characters, including Suzanne, are “interviewed” during the movie, but it isn’t always clear whether it’s for the same “project” or even whether it’s during this life or the afterlife. It isn’t clear whether Suzanne herself is alive or dead.

Her husband, Larry (Matt Dillon) – Janice’s brother – is definitely dead. The movie recounts Suzanne’s role in his demise. It blends “interviews,” other TV footage, and straightforward narrative. The blend disorients, but that’s on purpose.

The general outline is simple enough: ambitious young wife tires of husband, regards him as career obstacle, plots his murder, is found out.

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There’s more to it. The murder isn’t just Suzanne’s means to a career.

No, what’s distinctive about Suzanne – her tragic flaw, if someone so hollow can have one – is her craving for attention. She wants a career in broadcasting because it’s a way to be seen.

The wrinkle is that she’s unable to supress that craving in order to obtain greater exposure in the long run. She has to be noticed at every step. It’s a compulsion.

When she gets a job forecasting the weather for the local cable channel, she inundates her boss (Wayne Knight) with suggestions about how to run the station.
Boss: “Well, Suzanne, I sure pity the person who says ‘no’ to you.”

Suzanne: “No one ever does.”
She recruits three youths to feature in her self-publicizing documentary about the lives of high schoolers. She does more than interview and film them. She becomes their after-school companion. Soon she’s hanging out with them in shopping malls, giving them weight-loss and career advice, trying on clothes in front of them. Training them to depend on her, adore her, gawk at her, hang on her every word.

Her posse consists of three losers: Lydia (Alison Folland), Russell (Casey Affleck), and Jimmy (Joaquin Phoenix). They’re the best thing about the movie. Director Gus Van Sant is on his surest footing here, sympathizing with troubled youth. Phoenix’s performance, especially, is a slam-dunk. It’s as if a dismal cartoon teenager from Beavis and Butt-Head acquired flesh and blood, became a Real Boy. Suzanne soon has Jimmy wrapped around her finger. She plays him against the other two.


Then she coaxes them to murder her husband.

Why? Why not kill him herself? Why involve these sad, incompetent children? Not because Suzanne is a criminal mastermind, but because it’s compulsive for her to play to an audience. Why bother to become a murderer if no one is there to see it?

Lydia, in an interview, explains:
Suzanne used to say that you’re not really anybody in America unless you’re on TV … ’cause what’s the point of doing anything worthwhile if there’s nobody watching? So when people are watching, it makes you a better person. So if everybody was on TV all the time, everybody would be better people.
Then, touchingly, Lydia adds:
But, if everybody was on TV all the time, there wouldn’t be anybody left to watch, and that’s where I get confused.
It’s like someone near the bottom of a pyramid scheme dimly realizing it’s a pyramid scheme.

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But hey, Lydia is on TV, isn’t she? She has made it, hasn’t she? And doesn’t almost everyone in this story appear on TV?

There are a couple of very weird scenes – whether they take place in this world or in the next one, I’m not sure – in which Suzanne’s and Larry’s families answer questions together, for a talk show, in front of a studio audience. Despite the tragedy that has brought them there – that ought to pit them against each other – the families are convivial. They even seem mildly pleased to be interviewed. Could it be that although these ordinary citizens lack Suzanne’s obsessiveness, they share her basic philosophy: that what really matters is to be seen? That, unspeakably, the destruction of Larry and Suzanne is a blessing for them? That scraps of recognition are worth people dying for? If this is so, then the movie indicts not only the outrageous, cartoonish Suzanne, but ordinary people as well, in fact an entire society.

Re-post re: Dorothy Sayers

Forgive this lazy entry, but it’s late and this has been a rough day. Here’s an entry by somebody else: Alan Jacobs, who is writing a biography of Dorothy Sayers that I very much look forward to reading.

And here is some music.



War plans; an inauspicious debut

From The Atlantic. If you can access it, read it. It describes shocking security breaches, callous disregard for human life, reckless emoji use, etc. Also shocking (but not surprising) is the current administration’s hatred of … Europe. Someone should force the Vice President and his cronies to turn off their phones, sit still, and watch some alluring travel videos by Rick Steves. …

This has been the wildest news story of the week.

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I take it back. Wilder, if less consequential, was Ecuador’s decision to start 17-year-old Darwin Guagua against Chile tonight. The boy hadn’t even debuted at the senior level for Independiente del Valle, his club.

The soccer federation appears to be trying to show off young Ecuadorian players so that European clubs will buy them. Federation officials probably are cutting backroom deals with local clubs and then pressuring the national team’s coach to field certain players.

Guagua had been about to enter Friday’s game as a late substitute. But when the Venezuelans scored, our coach, Sebastián Beccacece, left him on the bench. So, tonight, Guagua got to start. (I doubt it was what Beccacece wanted.)

The Chileans ate Guagua alive. We effectively ceded our left flank to them for half of the game.

Apart from that, our performance was … good. Kind of awesome. Unbalanced though we were, we contained the Chileans until halftime and dominated them afterward. The result was a goalless draw. Enner put the ball into the net but was narrowly offside.

We remain in second place. No other team gained ground on us this week, except Argentina.

Incidentally, guagua, in the indigenous and European languages of the Andes, means baby.

The case against living in las Malvinas

… a.k.a. the Falklands.


Argentina came within a point of qualifying for the World Cup, defeating Uruguay, who fell in the standings. Ecuador rose to second place. We’d dropped to fifth because Brazil and Paraguay won their games; but then we beat Venezuela, 2–1, in what should have been a cakewalk but became rather fraught when Venezuela scored.

Enner scored twice for Ecuador but missed a penalty kick, as is his way. Other outstanding players were midfielder Pedro Vite and goalkeeper Hernán Galíndez. The latter dislocated his finger; Pervis pulled it back into place.

Five games remain for each team. We’ll play on Tuesday, in Santiago. The Chileans are last.

Karin took Samuel to the emergency room last night because we worried that he had appendicitis. He didn’t, thank goodness. Today we’re all much happier.

Body-text fonts, pt. 37: Bembo


(I agree with C. S. Lewis here – enthusiastically – insofar as languages make genuine or at least plausible distinctions. But what if, e.g., loving just is liking? Probably not; but the point is, languages might (a) encode different ontologies or inventories of acceptable concepts rather than (b) differ in expressive facility.

Anyway.)

Bembo is one of the oldest and greatest fonts. It’s common in books but less so in desktop publishing. I believe some text editing programs provide Bembo; if yours doesn’t, consider obtaining one of these free variants of the typeface:

(1) Borgia Pro (a clone of this standard version of Bembo, with gratis regular, italic, bold, and bold italic font files);

(2) Cardo (in Google Docs);

(3) fbb (an enhancement of Cardo);

and (4) XETBook (rather like Bembo Book).

Cardo/fbb is the closest thing to the above sample from Lewis. It’s not bad: I see it in some professionally typeset books, e.g. this book requiring lots of extra glyphs for the author’s (Nigerian) name. Tonight I learned that fbb has added a “swashed” Q to its character set. I once wrote a thirty-page research paper with Cardo, using Google Docs (which I don’t recommend for a paper of that length). The typesetting was arduous but, ultimately, successful; the paper wasn’t.

“The __ and the __”

“Book titles, great,” file under.

(Source.)

In the same league as:

“The Beautiful and the Damned” (Fitzgerald)
“The Power and the Glory” (Greene)
“The Drowned and the Saved” (Levi)
“The Naked and the Dead” (Mailer)
“The Gutter and the Grave” (McBain)
“The Nice and the Good” (Murdoch)

This template deserves a revival. How about:

The TRUSTY
and the

SUS

Yesterday was one of reiterated puking by little Daniel. He has my sympathy, but he’d have more if he’d used his bucket instead of, you know, our best furniture.

The BUCKET
and the

COUCH

My compatriot, Pervis Estupiñán, scored a nice goal for Brighton today.

Another promotion to glory

Payton brothers: Ernest (d. 2017), Frank (d. 2023), and now George (R.I.P.).


He was the first Salvationist who spoke to me when I visited the Ithaca Corps almost twenty years ago. What a greeting! – warm, inquisitive, utterly genuine. It was the best or second-best first impression ever made on me. (The other was Frank’s, two or three minutes later. You need to meet my brother, George said.)

I spent many good hours with George and his family, but the first moment may have been the most important one. What a gift, to be able to greet strangers in church.

My condolences to Gracie, his wife.

Update (March 14): Here’s a brief obituary.

Ads, memes, R.I.P.s

An email I received: “Join the DoorDash Community Today.”

The word “community” is overused.

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The loan officer in charge of our mortgage already sends us Christmas cards and fridge magnets. Recently, he’s begun sending postcards advertising U.S. national parks.

What’s his angle? I asked Karin, who works in banking.

He wants us to take a vacation so we’ll borrow more money from him.

Seriously?

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This has been making the rounds:


The meme varies: 35 years, 30 years.

Masculinity, smoking meats, and WW2 are constants. So is woeful grammar.

But the sociology is sound. As it happens, I’m reading three books about WW2. I also read about that war in December, January, and February; and I expect to do so again next month.

As for smoking meats: the closest thing I do is to boil scraps of leftover KFC, with other ingredients, in the rice cooker.

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I was saddened to read of the death of burger restauranteur “Rusty” Miller, beloved by Quito’s U.S. expatriates. This nice obit gets a detail wrong: it says “Rusty” closed his stores in 1985, but I’m sure I ate in one, just east of La Carolina, in the late ’80s. (I would’ve been very young if it was in ’85.) I knew the mustaches but not the man. I never knew that “Rusty” returned to Ecuador in the 2000s.

R.I.P. Miss Hultberg, school librarian and Minnesotan who loved cows.

R.I.P. Gene Hackman, his wife, and their dog, whose unusual deaths kept fans in suspense for days. Hackman was iconic, all right. Apart from other oldsters like Eastwood, Nicholson, De Niro, and Pacino, there is no comparable living U.S. actor. Cage, perhaps. Cruise is monumental but altogether different from Hackman. (Funny that The Firm, which features both of them, is so ho-hum.) My favorite Hackman performances are in Hoosiers and Night Moves.

March’s poems

… are by Dennis Lee and have been chosen in solidarity with Canada (which, apparently, is near Louisiana).

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Alligator pie, alligator pie,
If I don’t get some I think I’m gonna die.
Give away the green grass, give away the sky,
But don’t give away my alligator pie.

Alligator stew, alligator stew,
If I don’t get some I don’t know what I’ll do.
Give away my furry hat, give away my shoe,
But don’t give away my alligator stew.

Alligator soup, alligator soup,
If I don’t get some I think I’m gonna droop.
Give away my hockey-stick, give away my hoop,
But don’t give away my alligator soup.
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(I’ve actually eaten alligator.)

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Mumbo    Jumbo
Christopher Colombo
I’m sitting on the sidewalk
Chewing bubble gumbo.

I think I’ll catch a WHALE …
I think I’ll catch a snail …
I think I’ll sit around awhile
Twiddling my thumbo.
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Mississauga rattlesnakes
Eat brown bread.
Mississauga rattlesnakes
Fall down dead.
If you catch a caterpillar
Feed him apple juice;
But if you catch a rattlesnake
Turn him loose!
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The “51st state,” pt. 2

A message from my high school French teacher and gentle fellow blogger, Madame Lorrie:
Good evening, JP – I just read your recent post regarding our sovereign nation. Most Canadians are spitting angry at the US President. I am one of them. We are refusing to purchase goods made in the USA, even groceries, which makes for some creative shopping. Stores are responding and are sourcing fruits and vegetables from countries other than the US with great success. We will not be traveling to the US for the foreseeable future.

I do thank you for the link to the list of Canadian literature. I have read 18 of them, mostly the fiction works, in my CanLit courses and my French courses. Alligator Pie is a fun book that my grandchildren enjoy listening to. Lots of rollicking rhythm and pure silliness that makes us all giggle.

We will not be conquered!

Hope you and your family are doing well.
I really ought to set up a decent commenting function for this blog.

Madame always was the best commenter.

Bless Canada. And Panama, and Greenland (and Denmark).

P.S. And Gaza. And Ukraine.

I shudder to think what other places will be added to the list.