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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 66: Microcosmos

“A documentary on insect life in meadows and ponds” (IMDb).


I’ll try to be brief. This is the rare masterpiece about which the less is said, the better.

First, what it isn’t: a documentary in David Attenborough’s vein. No attempt is made to explain why these creatures are designed as they are, why they behave as they do, or how they are connected to the ecosystem. This is no sociological treatise. It doesn’t exist to sway one’s opinions or to add to one’s store of knowledge.

Very few words are spoken. They are in French.

There is an English version, narrated by Kristin Scott Thomas:
A meadow in early morning, somewhere on Earth. Hidden here is a world as vast as our own, where the weeds are like impenetrable jungles, the stones are mountains, and even the smallest pond becomes an ocean. Time passes differently here: an hour is like a day, a day is like a season, and the passing of a season is a lifetime. But to observe this world, we must fall silent now, and listen to its murmurs.
The creatures and their habitat remain alien, exotic. Perhaps the movie makes them more so. Dragonflies and bees, grasses and flowers and puddles, are so closely and brightly photographed that they look glossy and artificial, as if they were insect-mannequins perched upon display furniture. (By comparison, their synthetic counterparts in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids appear grittily realistic.) But if magnification makes real insects seem curiously more and less genuine, it also bestows personality on their movements. A viewer is tempted to ascribe human-like intentionity to these bugs – and, also, to the plants, which, in speeded-up sequences, curl themselves up or spread themselves out, or wrap themselves around hapless pollinators.

There is music: classical, new-age. There are idyllic panoramic shots. Surprisingly, it matters that the movie is French: I kept half-expecting to glimpse, at the bottom of the screen, that ant-like, Sisyphean pseudo-peasant, Jean de Florette, hauling building materials across a meadow. The lighting at close range is vivid, if not harsh; at a distance, it is softer, not so unlike the lighting and focus of those gorgeous, delicately pervy, tedious offerings of David Hamilton, that English confectioner of French nubile skin.

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My reaction, the first time I viewed Microcosmos, was ho-hum. I’d been hoping for years to see it, ever since it was reviewed by Siskel & Ebert. One afternoon, the Cornell Cinema screened it for children. When I sat down, I noticed a fellow grad student ushering his large brood across the theater row in front of mine. The excited children settled in; the lights were dimmed; clouds appeared on the screen, landscapes came into view, and the first insect protagonists did their numbers. Soon, I was asleep. I slept through the rest of the movie (it isn’t long).

I revisited it last night with Samuel and Daniel, who, insect-like, climbed up and down the furniture and my person the whole while. Even so, they paid attention. Samuel is still talking about Microcosmos today. I, too, itch to see it again.

It’s a good movie to chill out to.

The Dain curse; a weekend outside the house

Not a good novel, The Dain Curse (1929). Indeed, not really a novel. Mostly, self-contained stories, strung together.

(I wonder how often this sort of detective “novel” used to get published. Agatha Christie’s The Big Four [1927] is another specimen.)

Here’s a passage in which the detective recites a non-exhaustive version of the casualty list. (To reduce spoilage, I’ll replace the victims’ and perpetrators’ names with capital letters.)
“Are you sure,” Fitzstephan asked, “that you’re right in thinking there must be a connection?”

“Yeah. A’s father, step-mother, physician, and husband have been slaughtered in less than a handful of weeks – all the people closest to her. That’s enough to tie it all together for me. If you want more links, I can point them out to you. B and C were the apparent instigators of the first trouble, and got killed. D of the second, and got killed. E of the third, and got killed. Mrs. F killed her husband; G apparently killed his wife, and D would have killed his if I hadn’t blocked him. A, as a child, was made to kill her mother; A’s maid was made to kill H, and nearly me. F left behind him a statement explaining – not altogether satisfactorily – everything, and was killed. So did and was Mrs. G. Call any of these pairs coincidences. Call any couple of pairs coincidences. You’ll still have enough left to point at somebody who’s got a system he likes, and sticks to it.”

Fitzstephan squinted thoughtfully at me, agreeing:

“There may be something in that. It does, as you put it, look like the work of one mind.”
In the last two chapters, Hammett somehow makes good his detective’s hunch and ties all these crimes together as “the work of one mind.” He also wrings as much comedy as possible from his distressed damsel’s morphine withdrawal.

The ending almost makes the book worthwhile.

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Karin’s dad & Carol took Samuel to Fort Wayne over the weekend. It went well enough until bedtime, when Samuel shrieked and shrieked that he wanted to walk home to be with Mommy & Daddy.

In South Bend, Karin & I took Daniel to get his hair cut. Later, we took him to a park. He loved it so well, he protested (shrieking) all the way home from the park.

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Something’s wrong with how I’ve been sleeping. Today my head and shoulder and the back of my neck feel like somebody whacked them with a board.

Speaking of faces

Donald Trump’s mug shot is all over social media and the news, and it’s a classic. What a glare. Did he pose that way on purpose? I’m sure he did. Is it in good taste? Nope. Do I judge him for it? Nah. I’ve posed the same way for school I.D. photos. On purpose. Juvenile, I know. But I did it, and I’ve managed to forgive myself for doing it. At the time, it felt as if posing that way was an important thing to do. Suppose Trump is convicted and imprisoned. Suppose he has to wear a uniform and submit to the same indignities as the other prisoners. Then let him retain this smidgeon of individuality, even if it isn’t very nice, even if it’s awful.

Let the guy glare.

The ghost of my Christmas future

Technicians were in our house most of the day. They replaced our furnace. They thought that that would enable them to quickly fix our air conditioner. (Don’t ask me to explain how the different appliances affect each other.)

It turns out, they’ll need to replace the air conditioner, too.

That’ll happen another day.

The boys were fascinated by all this activity, especially when the technicians would open up their van to rummage among their tools. The boys would stare out through the front door, their faces pressed against its glass surface.

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I never thought I’d have so much to say about TikTok image filters, but here I go again. Today’s filter predicts how a person will look after he or she ages. It’s supposed to be pretty accurate.

A HuffPost report. Fascinating stuff.

Here’s a filtered, i.e. aged, picture of me; aged how much, I don’t know. (I’d give you the unfiltered picture, too – my present-day look – but I don’t have it. It was Karin who took the picture, and she didn’t send me the unfiltered version.)


I’m relieved not to look worse, although I’m a little saddened to see myself so … sad. Apparently, a lot of people are discouraged by how the filter makes them look.

Brittany Wong, the HuffPost “lifestyle reporter,” gives some advice on how to think about your probable future self: Accentuate the positive. Concentrate on your nice bits.

This is basically the same advice she gives for thinking about the past.

My countersuggestion is, come to terms with the promises and disappointments and ravages of time in their multitude of flattering and unflattering guises.

Rick Steves; body-text fonts, pt. 18: Walbaum

Sometimes, after working all day, Karin is too tired to follow a plot. Then – and only then – she consents to watch Rick Steves’ Europe with me.

Tonight we watched “Southeast England” – Dover, Canterbury, Brighton, Portsmouth. There are some incredible tourist sights in these towns. And, the video makes clear, some incredible numbers of tourists. Thank goodness for YouTube.


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Inspired by Bodoni, first designed around 1800, Walbaum has been redrawn many times. Sometimes it’s heavy, sometimes it’s startlingly light.

The latter passage is set in Monotype Walbaum. This version is what you’re likeliest to come across in body text.

In 2018, Monotype released a large new Walbaum “family” with this heavier font and this lighter one (among others). These are the best Walbaums for body text, but I’ve yet to see books typeset with either of them.

Bailleul, which is free, is, for some purposes, a tolerable approximation.

The breaking of the fellowship

It has come to pass. 😢

These were (most of) Brighton & Hove Albion’s South American players during the 2022–2023 season:


Left to right:

Moisés Caicedo (Ecuador).

Jeremy Sarmiento (Ecuador).

Julio Enciso (Paraguay).

Alexis Mac Allister (Argentina).

Pervis Estupiñán (Ecuador).

This season, Sarmiento was lent out to West Brom; Mac Allister moved to Liverpool; and, yesterday, Caicedo signed an eight-year contract with Chelsea. His transfer fee is said to be £100–115 million; the British record is £106 million.

I’m proud of and happy for Caicedo, I guess, but I really liked seeing all these guys play together at Brighton.

Poor, unfortuble souls

Modifying a song from The Little Mermaid, Samuel has coined the word “unfortuble,” as in:

“Poor, unfortuble souls.”

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Daniel has taken to postponing his afternoon nap as long as possible. Not that he doesn’t still need to nap.

The wilder he gets, the closer he is to sleeping. Lately, his escalation has manifested itself as repeated summersaulting, headfirst, off the couch.

Yesterday, after a particularly violent landing, he lay on the floor, smiling, and gently floated off to dreamland. I was reminded of Frank Reynolds and Charlie Kelly in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, who put themselves to bed every night by scarfing down catfood until they feel so awful, they have to go to sleep.

(Daniel likes to scarf down catfood, too.)

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In a moment of frustration, I called Samuel a monster. He thought it was a great joke.

Later I was singing “My Son Calls Another Man ‘Daddy’,” by Hank Williams, while a child (Daniel, I think) tried mightily to push me away from the kitchen counter even as I was fixing him a sandwich.

“Your father is singing that as a threat,” Karin told the child.

I wasn’t, but I liked that reinterpretation of the song.

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Six Harry Potter books down, one to go. Book 6, utterly devastating, is my favorite so far.

In our household, we employ a useful phrase, “The Shocking Truth,” to refer to the last entry in a narrative series. As in: “Be quiet, children, your father & I are trying to watch The Shocking Truth of WPC 56, series 1.” I was tempted to read the last Harry Potter book as soon as I finished book 6, but then I calmed down, decided to stick to the schedule, and resigned myself to waiting until next month to read The Shocking Truth.

A killing

Fernando Villavicencio, one of Ecuador’s leading presidential candidates, was shot dead in Quito tonight. Other people were injured, too.

Read reports from these outlets:

The BBC.

El Comercio.

El Universo.

El Universo, again, listing some of Villavicencio’s anti-corruption efforts.

August 20 is the planned election day.

I believe this is the first Ecuadorian president or presidential contender to have been murdered during my lifetime. President Jaime Roldós died in a plane crash several months before I was born; as far as I know, he was Ecuador’s last president – or near-president – to die mid-career (so to speak). It happened forty-two years ago; I’ve now had a longer life than Roldós.

Other presidents have been kidnapped, exiled, forced to barricade themselves indoors, etc., but they’ve survived. It hasn’t been too, too unsafe to seek the presidency in Ecuador. A lot of ordinary citizens have had it much worse.

But several politicians have been murdered this year (and more ordinary citizens than usual have been murdered). Ecuador is in a bad way.

August’s poem

Samuel crawled into bed with Karin & me this morning. “I’m sick,” he told us.

He is, a little.

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Some child has squirreled away the thermos from which I drink my morning coffee.

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This month’s poem, by the Pet Shop Boys, is “You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You’re Drunk”:

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What a performance tonight
Should I react or turn off the light?
Looks like you’re picking a fight
in a blurring of wrong and right
But how your mood changes
You’re a devil, now an angel
Suddenly subtle and solemn and silent as a monk
You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk

It’s better than nothing, I suppose
some doors have opened, others closed
but I couldn’t see you exposed
to the horrors behind some of those
Somebody said: Listen
don’t you know what you’re missing?
You should be kissing him
instead of dissing him like a punk
But you only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk

All of my friends keep asking me
Why, oh, why
do you not say goodbye?
If you don’t even try
you’ll be sunk
’cause you only tell me you love me when you’re drunk

What’s the meaning
when you speak with so much feeling?
Is it over when you’re sober?
Is it junk?
You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk
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This song is for Hermione and Ron.

Another mouse

We aren’t very sick anymore. I have to blow my nose a lot, but that’s the extent of it.

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Last night, we saw a mouse in our basement. Get it, Jasper!, we said.

A little later, we saw our champion mouser trotting along, his mouth full, a bit of brown fuzz dangling out of it. Karin followed after Jasper with an empty potato-salad container. He tried to escape into one of his hidey-holes to play with his prize, but Karin caught him and he grudgingly released the limp thing.

It was a plastic toy. The bit of fuzz was a dust bunny. We didn’t see the mouse again.

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This, at last, is shaping up to be the August when I read all of Light in August.

Some more August reading:

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

The Merchant of Venice.

Operation Mincemeat, by Ben Macintyre.

Storm, by George R. Stewart.

Something crime-ey as soon as I wind up The Dain Curse.

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Ana & David and their children, Ada and George, will be in town from Saturday to Saturday.