In Group F, South Korea flogs Germany, two goals to zero
… KO’ing Die Mannschaft from the World Cup.
This is a happy day, except in Germany.
The one sad thing is that the Germans were KO’d while wearing their classic green “away” uniforms. I’d waited well over a decade for the Germans to bring back those uniforms. I hope that the color doesn’t fall out of favor with them again.
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The result developed as follows:
Sweden and Mexico weren’t scoring (their game was being played at the same time as Germany vs. South Korea).
Germany and South Korea weren’t scoring.
Up until that point, the Germans were on course to qualify for the second round at Sweden’s expense.
Then, the Swedes scored, leapfrogging the Germans and Mexicans in Group F and obliging the Germans to defeat South Korea.
Then, the Swedes scored again, for insurance, with a penalty kick.
Then, the Mexicans scored against themselves.
The Germans needed just one goal to go ahead of the Mexicans (they still would’ve trailed the Swedes).
The Koreans defended tenaciously.
The Germans became desperate.
The Koreans scored.
The Germans sent all their players, including their goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer, down the field to chase the victory they needed. The Koreans stole the ball from Neuer and launched it into the space he’d vacated. South Korea’s star forward, Son Heung-min, reached the ball first and tapped it in.
This lifted South Korea above Germany in Group F. Germany finished butt-naked last.
The Mexicans wept all over the field, grateful that the Koreans’ defeat of Germany had allowed them to qualify for the next round (in which they surely will be KO’d by Brazil).
The Germans tried hard not to weep, but some of them did.
The Swedes looked about the same as ever.
The Koreans celebrated as if they’d won the World Cup, even though Mexico’s failure to defeat Sweden ensured that they, too, were eliminated.
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At the beginning of the tournament, it was understood that Son Heung-min, who plays for Tottenham Hotspur, would have to leave that club to complete his military service – unless the Korean team performed especially well, in which case he would be granted an exemption.
Well, the Koreans are now disqualified. But they’ve performed a service to their country – and to the globe – by KO’ing the Germans.
I hope that the Korean government recognizes Son’s contribution and lets him off the hook.
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The Germans may have been KO’d, but the Argentinians raised themselves from the dead against Nigeria. Messi scored a wondergoal. Then, when the game had nearly expired, Argentina scored again to stave off elimination. (In the stands, Maradona celebrated both goals very strangely.)
When Argentina shows more grit than Germany, you know there’s something in the water.
This is a happy day, except in Germany.
The one sad thing is that the Germans were KO’d while wearing their classic green “away” uniforms. I’d waited well over a decade for the Germans to bring back those uniforms. I hope that the color doesn’t fall out of favor with them again.
♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦
The result developed as follows:
Sweden and Mexico weren’t scoring (their game was being played at the same time as Germany vs. South Korea).
Germany and South Korea weren’t scoring.
Up until that point, the Germans were on course to qualify for the second round at Sweden’s expense.
Then, the Swedes scored, leapfrogging the Germans and Mexicans in Group F and obliging the Germans to defeat South Korea.
Then, the Swedes scored again, for insurance, with a penalty kick.
Then, the Mexicans scored against themselves.
The Germans needed just one goal to go ahead of the Mexicans (they still would’ve trailed the Swedes).
The Koreans defended tenaciously.
The Germans became desperate.
The Koreans scored.
The Germans sent all their players, including their goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer, down the field to chase the victory they needed. The Koreans stole the ball from Neuer and launched it into the space he’d vacated. South Korea’s star forward, Son Heung-min, reached the ball first and tapped it in.
This lifted South Korea above Germany in Group F. Germany finished butt-naked last.
The Mexicans wept all over the field, grateful that the Koreans’ defeat of Germany had allowed them to qualify for the next round (in which they surely will be KO’d by Brazil).
The Germans tried hard not to weep, but some of them did.
The Swedes looked about the same as ever.
The Koreans celebrated as if they’d won the World Cup, even though Mexico’s failure to defeat Sweden ensured that they, too, were eliminated.
♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦
At the beginning of the tournament, it was understood that Son Heung-min, who plays for Tottenham Hotspur, would have to leave that club to complete his military service – unless the Korean team performed especially well, in which case he would be granted an exemption.
Well, the Koreans are now disqualified. But they’ve performed a service to their country – and to the globe – by KO’ing the Germans.
I hope that the Korean government recognizes Son’s contribution and lets him off the hook.
♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦
The Germans may have been KO’d, but the Argentinians raised themselves from the dead against Nigeria. Messi scored a wondergoal. Then, when the game had nearly expired, Argentina scored again to stave off elimination. (In the stands, Maradona celebrated both goals very strangely.)
When Argentina shows more grit than Germany, you know there’s something in the water.