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1996, the best year in movie history, pt. 2: Love serenade

In Shirley Barrett’s Love Serenade – as in the similarly bleak M*A*S*H – a loudspeaker emits a steady stream of blather for the benefit of the few inhabitants of a remote outpost. This town is Sunray, small and dusty, one thousand kilometers from the ocean. Its notable features include train tracks, two giant silos, and the River Murray.

The blather from the loudspeaker consists of music by Barry White and other lusty 1970s’ R&B singers, as well as spoken metaphysical commentary. The commentator is Ken Sherry (George Shetsov), a disk jockey from Brisbane who’s taken charge of Sunray’s radio station.

Why has he moved to Sunray? Is he in disgrace? Probably: he’s a sleazebag. What he tells his listeners is that he wishes to escape “the hustle and bustle of the big city.” He exudes a weary urbanity.

One of the locals mistakes this for sophistication. “Fascinating man!” she exclaims.

Her name is Vicki-Ann, and she’s played by Rebecca Frith. She decides that Ken Sherry will be her husband. (Never mind that he’s already been divorced three times.)

Vicki-Ann’s younger sister, Dimity (Miranda Otto), is less enthused about Ken Sherry. But soon she too is seduced by his sublime indifference. She’s so lonely, and he’s so detached, so insolent, that she interprets his slightest notice of her as a gesture of romance.

And, to do Ken Sherry justice, his manner does command attention. His body is tall and gangly, like a scarecrow’s. His hair is a mop. These features contrast with the quiet precision of his movement and speech. Ken Sherry is a sad sack and a dominating presence. He’s as watchable as Steve McQueen. If he’s not exactly a fascinating man, he’s a fascinating … something.

Love Serenade shakes together these elements – the desolate town and its silos, the river, the attractive/repellent sleazebag, and the two maladjusted sisters – as if they were so many weird dice. Seeing the outcome, you don’t say, “Of course!”; you say, “Well, why the hell not”; denouement isn’t the point.

It’s the elements themselves that are interesting. The silos are ordinary-looking – and ominous. Somehow, they seem too large. (Also, why is their color a sickly green?)

The River Murray, calm on the surface, evokes anxious depths, like the river in The Night of the Hunter. Dried out tree trunks stand in it like ruined pillars. The river is agreed to be treacherous, although the nature of that treachery is disputed by Dimity and Vicki-Ann. (Was their dog swallowed up by a hole in the river, as Vicki-Ann claims, or by a giant carp, which is Dimity’s account? “I’m with you, Vicki-Ann,” says Ken Sherry. “Why would a fish eat a dog?” But Vicki-Ann’s “hole” theory is no more plausible.)

These three oddball protagonists, jostled together by the plot, actually spend most of their respective minutes alone, like atoms traveling through empty space. If the movie is “about” anything, it’s the deformities that people acquire when they’re too much alone, and how those deformities prevent them from truly connecting to each other.

Look at the photo: the hearts are upside-down.

Rescue squirrel without arms makes her dad so proud

We’re canceling Jasper’s vet appointment due to NO MONEY (as George Saunders would’ve put it). It should be all right, though, since his mouth sores have disappeared.

Ziva also seems much better, although yesterday, in darkness, I stepped on her little foot, which caused her to gaze at me with woundedness.

Karin sent me this lovely video from the Dodo. It’s about a man from Turkey and his injured squirrel.

A few woes

One kitty at a time, said the vet. And so Jasper stayed at home while Ziva was taken to get her bleeding paw examined. (Karin figured that since Jasper’s mouth sores are chronic, it’ll be OK to neglect them until the following Monday.)

The results of Ziva’s checkup weren’t nice. She’s suffering from quite an infection – due, as I understand it, to the kitty version of an ingrown toenail. Karin has been trying to soak Ziva’s paw in a special iodine, but Ziva is having none of it.

If the infection doesn’t clear up, something drastic, such as claw-removal surgery, may be required.

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My throat is sore, but not from any cold-like illness. Did I pull a muscle? I don’t think anyone tried to throttle me.

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Ana’s & David’s foster baby has been moved to a different home. (I believe she’s been reunited with a sibling.) For a few days, she was our family’s darling. We’re dismayed, though not very surprised, that she’s been taken away so soon.

A dissection

Under our window this evening, two youths skinned and dissected a raccoon.


Who were these youths? Were they the two young Mormon missionaries who live downstairs (Elders Henderson and Parker)? We couldn’t tell. We’d never seen the missionaries out of uniform.

We’d seen them meeting other Mormons in the parking lot to ride bicycles around the neighborhood. We’d seen them sitting for hours in a parked car, surfing the Internet with their phones. But, always, they’d been in uniform.

Whoever the raccoon skinners were, their activity unnerved me. Don’t raccoons often have rabies?

And how did the youths procure the raccoon? Did they kill it? Had it already died?

And then there’s the matter of Rascal, Sterling North’s book about a boy and his raccoon, which I’d bought just last week at Goodwill. Hadn’t these young ruffians read Rascal? (Well, I haven’t read it either, but now I’m going to.)

And isn’t it a bad sign when youths cut up animals for fun?

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Karin will take our kitties to the vet’s tomorrow. Jasper’s mouth sores have returned, and little Ziva has a bleeding paw.

The stork

Everyone in my family has been waiting all night for Ana & David to receive their foster baby, a nine-month-old girl.

Of course, none of us is in Texas with them. We are waiting over the Internet.

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Here is the movie trailer for the upcoming documentary about Fred Rogers.


UPDATE: The baby has arrived, and she’s a cutie!

Some baby goats

A blustery, snowy day.

Karin told me: This is supposed to be spring. And I said: This is how springtime always has been – cold.

You can tell it’s springtime because of the baby animals. On Saturday, Karin & I went to the Farmer’s Market to greet this quartet of baby goats.


(I’m pretty sure Jasper weighs at least as much as one of these goats.)

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My cousin Vickie came over for supper, and she met Jasper and Ziva. Jasper went right up to her and chirped. Ziva hid under the bed, but she came out after a while.

Vickie told us about her podcast, The Trafficking Dispatch. (Just to be clear, Vickie opposes human trafficking.) Then we took her to her parents’ house, and we watched the NHL playoffs with her mother, my Aunt Lorena.

Odd couples

Living with Karin, a man ends up watching quite a few videos of cute baby animals.

One of my favorite video series is about “odd couples.” It’s broadcasted on a YouTube channel called The Dodo.

Here are two “odd couples”: a baby rhino and a kitty, and a baby rhino and a baby hippo.

April’s poem

This one, “The Blue Booby,” is about a bird native to my homeland.

⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯
The blue booby lives
on the bare rocks
of Galápagos
and fears nothing.
It is a simple life:
they live on fish,
and there are few predators.
Also, the males do not
make fools of themselves
chasing after the young
ladies. Rather,
they gather the blue
objects of the world
and construct from them

a nest – an occasional
Gaulois package,
a string of beads,
a piece of cloth from
a sailor’s suit. This
replaces the need for
dazzling plumage;
in fact, in the past
fifty million years
the male has grown
considerably duller,
nor can he sing well.
The female, though,

asks little of him –
the blue satisfies her
completely, has
a magical effect
on her. When she returns
from her day of
gossip and shopping,
she sees he has found her
a new shred of blue foil:
for this she rewards him
with her dark body,
the stars turn slowly
in the blue foil beside them
like the eyes of a mild savior.
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(James Tate)

A Mancunian classic

The best game that I saw last year involved a league’s second-placed team trying to keep its archrival from walking away with the title.

The game that I watched today, while not as technically satisfying, was just as dramatic and probably will end up as the best game of this season. Moreover, it was played under similar circumstances: Manchester United was looking to keep its local rival, Manchester City, from clinching the English league title with six games to spare.

In the first half, the Citizens scored twice within five minutes. Their first goal was headed in by their captain, Vincent Kompany, who’d scored in previous title-clinching matches. It was a good omen for them; more importantly, they kept United from attempting a single shot.

But United played with greater urgency in the second half. Soon, Paul Pogba had scored two goals. United’s third goal followed not long after. Suddenly, the Citizens were reeling.

The Red Devils stayed calm and earned an unlikely victory. I was proud of my compatriot, Antonio Valencia, United’s captain. In the waning moments, he expertly ran down the clock as he very slowly took the free kicks and throw-ins near his sideline.

Afterward, the Red Devils stayed on the field to celebrate (though surely City will clinch the title in the coming weeks). The Citizens’ fans were in tears. All season, the Citizens have been described as perhaps the best English team ever to play. Now, they’re in danger of being remembered as just another domestic champion. And on Tuesday, they’ll probably be eliminated from the UEFA Champions League by Liverpool, whom they trail by three goals in their quarterfinal series.

Armadale (finis)

I finished reading Armadale a little over a year after I began to read it. One reason why the novel took so long to read was that the tutee who got me interested in it spoiled the ending for me.

“The villainess gets hanged,” she let out after I’d asked her to say no more about the plot.

Happily, months later, I can report that my tutee got it wrong. The villainess doesn’t get hanged. I don’t know how my tutee got that idea.

You can all rest assured that that’s not how the book ends.

On the other hand, it was rather dreary for me, plowing ahead after the 600-page mark, expecting the villainess to get hanged but never reaching any such scene.

Armadale has its moments but is nowhere near as exciting as The Woman in White, which I read a decade ago, largely under the influence of jet lag. That book is still vivid in my memory, even chilling.

Armadale’s best characters are supporting ones: professionals such as lawyers, doctors, and private detectives who are called upon by the major characters to give expert advice, which they bestow elegantly and dramatically, with garnishes of delicious condescension. Oh, how they must suffer fools!

Among the major characters, the villainess, Lydia Gwilt, has the best literary reputation; but I prefer the anguished Ozias Midwinter. What a name! And what a backstory he has – as a child, he was a gypsy’s ward and had to sleep out on the open road, earning his livelihood by giving pathetic performances with dancing dogs. There is more than a little of the grotesque about Midwinter, and yet he behaves as quite the noblest person in the book.

Another of the book’s welcome qualities is its evocation of place. Key scenes occur in these locations: a sanitorium in Germany’s Black Forest; a ship, sinking in the Caribbean; a quiet village in Somerset; the Isle of Man, and a ship, sinking off its coast; the towns and wilds of Norfolk; crowded London; murderous Naples; a yacht, sinking in the Adriatic; and a mysterious medical house in Hampstead, worthy of being investigated by Sherlock Holmes. One comes away from the book having played the tourist.

I usually read only one old British novel at a time. I might try a short one next – Castle Rackrent or Vathek – and then another long one, such as Barchester Towers, Villette, or Wuthering Heights.

Suggestions?